Serial Comic 9.1 by dcomposed 1-12-04

Hey Pirate, there's two fishes hiding in this ocean somwhere. They stole Bill Gates and it's our job to get him back! This is what I signed up for when I became an underwater pirate cop! Then I'm going to sleep with your wife! What?!? A pirates wife for me! Yar-har! Let's go get our Bill Gates!

MaxPayne is next, anyone else looking to get in, just add your name to the list.

dcomposed - started teh shizzle
MaxPayne
Inflatable_Man
Xuanwu
Rabid_Weasle
DragonXero
smamurai
boinky33
UnknownEric
kaufman
BigEvilDan
jes_lawson
EvilZak
mmyers
Laughinginyourface
MikeyG
Ewwwww
AtheistDiary

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Serial Comic 9.2 by MaxPayne 1-12-04

Arrrr, 15 years as an undersea pirate cop and they got me chasin' a two little fishies.... !!!! flashback to ... How did I end up like this? ... a week ago Cap'n, I've done sent the ship to Davie Jone's Locker. Truly sorry I be, says I. Curse your bones TJ Schooner! I'll see you walk the plank for.... oh right, the plank was on the BOAT you sank. Well, I'll figure something out...

dcomposed started teh shizzle
MaxPayne made it worse fo rizzle
Inflatable_Man
Xuanwu
Rabid_Weasle
DragonXero
smamurai
boinky33
UnknownEric
kaufman
BigEvilDan
jes_lawson
EvilZak
mmyers
Laughinginyourface
MikeyG
Ewwwww
AtheistDiary

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

dcomposed started teh shizzle
MaxPayne made it worse fo rizzle
Inflatable_Man waded in the pool and took a wizzle
Xuanwu
Rabid_Weasle
DragonXero
smamurai
boinky33
UnknownEric
kaufman
BigEvilDan
jes_lawson
EvilZak
mmyers
Laughinginyourface
MikeyG
Ewwwww
AtheistDiary

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

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dcomposed started teh shizzle
MaxPayne made it worse fo rizzle
Inflatable_Man waded in the pool and took a wizzle
Xuanwu
Rabid_Weasle
DragonXero
smamurai
boinky33
UnknownEric
kaufman
BigEvilDan
jes_lawson
EvilZak
mmyers
Laughinginyourface
MikeyG
Ewwwww
AtheistDiary
Its tha Double K Pee fo Shizzle.

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dcomposed started teh shizzle
MaxPayne made it worse fo rizzle
Inflatable_Man waded in the pool and took a wizzle
Xuanwu
Rabid_Weasle
DragonXero
smamurai
boinky33
UnknownEric
kaufman
BigEvilDan
jes_lawson
EvilZak
mmyers
Laughinginyourface
MikeyG
Ewwwww
AtheistDiary
Its tha Double K Pee fo Shizzle.

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Serial Comic 9.4 by Rabid_Weasle 1-13-04

Here's your whitefish, sir. Arrr! Thank ye very much! Arrr! Now where'd that blasted Squidgy run off to? Stop it! That tickles!

Xuanwu was to slow, so we decided to skip him for now.

dcomposed started teh shizzle
MaxPayne made it worse fo rizzle
Inflatable_Man waded in the pool and took a wizzle
Xuanwu was to slowizzle
Rabid_Weasle nailed the chick with tentacizzle
DragonXero
smamurai
boinky33
UnknownEric
kaufman
BigEvilDan
jes_lawson
EvilZak
mmyers
Laughinginyourface
MikeyG
Ewwwww
AtheistDiary
Its tha Double K Pee fo Shizzle.

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Poop.

Serial Comic 9.5 by Xuanwu 1-13-04

If you thought that was fun, wait till you see what my other nine can do! I'm sorry, but... I can't. I already have a boyfriend. Oh, come on! What kind of boyfriend has got the same tentacle action I've got? Well, he's standing behind you right now... WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SCHNOOCKUMS?! ...I think I just inked myself...

dcomposed
MaxPayne
Inflatable_Man
Rabid_Weasle
Xuanwu
DragonXero
smamurai
boinky33
UnknownEric
kaufman
BigEvilDan
jes_lawson
EvilZak
mmyers
Laughinginyourface
MikeyG
Ewwwww
AtheistDiary

Serial Comic 9.6 by DragonXero 1-13-04

You bitchass. You keep off my ho! Yo man!! I was just trying to get my game on, y'know? Oh, I know! Let's go, boyee. Oh shit... I have no idea what they're doing, but it's kinda turning me on. I will stick my tentacles in your eye!

dcomposed started teh shizzle
MaxPayne made it worse fo rizzle
Inflatable_Man waded in the pool and took a wizzle
Xuanwu was to slowizzle but I continyizzled anyway
Rabid_Weasle nailed the chick with tentacizzle
DragonXero be makin' this shizzle happen
smamurai
boinky33
UnknownEric
kaufman
BigEvilDan
jes_lawson
EvilZak
mmyers
Laughinginyourface
MikeyG
Ewwwww
AtheistDiary
K_P_P

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Serial Comic 9.7 by smamurai 1-14-04

Meanwhile... 24 hours need I says I. You be giving them to me . Remember Nam old buddy. I remember you shot me. Ok you got 24hours to bring in the fish or the D.A will take your badge, says one. Lilly-livered desk-jockey. Your only my superior because of my self-destructive tendancy to be a dangerous loose cannon says I. No, it's because you are illiterate. You only joined the force 2 hours ago, your record is so far, excellent. Aaaaargh, take this says I. You know spitting on my lunch doesn't make you a loose-cannon. Now take the Ferarri and fuck off says you, sorry I meant, says I.

dcomposed started teh shizzle
MaxPayne made it worse fo rizzle
Inflatable_Man waded in the pool and took a wizzle
Xuanwu was to slowizzle but I continyizzled anyway
Rabid_Weasle nailed the chick with tentacizzle
DragonXero be makin' this shizzle happen
smamurai cuts the gristle off his steak
boinky33
UnknownEric
kaufman
BigEvilDan
jes_lawson
EvilZak
mmyers
Laughinginyourface
MikeyG
Ewwwww
AtheistDiary
K_P_P

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

My comic is going to be late.

How late? We can move you down the list if it's going to be a while.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

No.

Serial Comic 9.8 by boinky33 1-14-04

Yaar, fuck you.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Serial Comic 9.9 by UnknownEric 1-14-04

Yarrr, where be this Ferrari I'm supposed to take? Hey sexy, just passin' through. Yarrr, would ye like to WALK ME PLANK? Shiver me timber.

dcomposed started teh shizzle
MaxPayne made it worse fo rizzle
Inflatable_Man waded in the pool and took a wizzle
Xuanwu was to slowizzle but I continyizzled anyway
Rabid_Weasle nailed the chick with tentacizzle
DragonXero be makin' this shizzle happen
smamurai cuts the gristle off his steak
boinky33 had nothin' to sayizzle
UnknownEric hopes it don't drizzle
kaufman
BigEvilDan
jes_lawson
EvilZak
mmyers
Laughinginyourface
MikeyG
Ewwwww
AtheistDiary
K_P_P

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I has a flavor!

Serial Comic 9.10 by kaufman 1-14-04

Come along boys, tou too, Harold. Ok, I'm all done walking your plankton. Arrrrrrr, thank ye ma'am. They get a little cabin fever when holed up inside all day. So, ye wanna go back to my place now? I'm afraid not. I feel a headache coming on. Arrrrrrr, probably an effect of walking the plankton. Here, I've got an analgaesic fer ye.

dcomposed started teh shizzle
MaxPayne made it worse fo rizzle
Inflatable_Man waded in the pool and took a wizzle
Xuanwu was to slowizzle but I continyizzled anyway
Rabid_Weasle nailed the chick with tentacizzle
DragonXero be makin' this shizzle happen
smamurai cuts the gristle off his steak
boinky33 had nothin' to sayizzle
UnknownEric hopes it don't drizzle
kaufman is glad he didn't have to walk 63,209,186,094 microscopic critters hizzelf
BigEvilDan
jes_lawson
EvilZak
mmyers
Laughinginyourface
MikeyG
Ewwwww
AtheistDiary
K_K_P

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

boy this serial sure took a nose dive.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

... I don't know if it ever had a place to dive from.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Serial Comic 9.11 by BigEvilDan 1-14-04

Give us the money, Gates! You'll never get away with this! What are you going to do about it? I'm a powerful man. No doubt the finest minds in the ocean are looking for me right now. Meanwhile... For the last time, I don't want to sleep with you! Arrr, I understand. Nobody wants to sleep with the fishes. I can plunder yer booty in the kitchen.

dcomposed started teh shizzle
MaxPayne made it worse fo rizzle
Inflatable_Man waded in the pool and took a wizzle
Xuanwu was to slowizzle but I continyizzled anyway
Rabid_Weasle nailed the chick with tentacizzle
DragonXero be makin' this shizzle happen
smamurai cuts the gristle off his steak
boinky33 had nothin' to sayizzle
UnknownEric hopes it don't drizzle
kaufman is glad he didn't have to walk 63,209,186,094 microscopic critters hizzelf
BigEvilDan something something izzle
jes_lawson
EvilZak
mmyers
Laughinginyourface
MikeyG
Ewwwww
AtheistDiary
K_K_P

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

That's the way serials work.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

At least there finally seems to be some glimmer of continuity. Maybe.

don't speak too soon...

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Serial Comic 9.12 by jes_lawson 1-14-04

Hoi! Have you got any more leads on those fish who kidnapped Gates yet? Arr! I be not movin' a single pirate detective muscle until I gets me some undersea action with that flame haired wench! Wait! What if we bribe the strip author, in an improbable twist of fate, to help us find Gates AND get us both laid? Ha-harrr! I likes the cut o' yer jib! Pieces of eight for Jes_ it is! Be ye after the young asian lass, or the tentacled fiend? Meanwhile... But...I don't understand what I've done wrong! Everything was going fine with this serial comic until SOMEONE broke the fourth wall! You'll hang for this, Lawson!

dcomposed started teh shizzle
MaxPayne made it worse fo rizzle
Inflatable_Man waded in the pool and took a wizzle
Xuanwu was to slowizzle but I continyizzled anyway
Rabid_Weasle nailed the chick with tentacizzle
DragonXero be makin' this shizzle happen
smamurai cuts the gristle off his steak
boinky33 had nothin' to sayizzle
UnknownEric hopes it don't drizzle
kaufman is glad he didn't have to walk 63,209,186,094 microscopic critters hizzelf
BigEvilDan something something izzle
jes_lawson took the pizzle
EvilZak
mmyers
Laughinginyourface
MikeyG
Ewwwww
AtheistDiary
K_K_P

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Serial Comic 9.13 by EvilZak 1-15-04

Avast ye matey, the one who reeks of absinth has brought us to Microsoft, where Bill Gates has been hiding this whole time. This series is brought to you by X-Box. It's good to play together. So now am I going to get that bobby-on-cthulhu action I was promised? In a few. First I have a question though. If Gates is here, who were the fish holding ransom? AHA! It is me, Jesus!

dcomposed started teh shizzle
MaxPayne made it worse fo rizzle
Inflatable_Man waded in the pool and took a wizzle
Xuanwu was to slowizzle but I continyizzled anyway
Rabid_Weasle nailed the chick with tentacizzle
DragonXero be makin' this shizzle happen
smamurai cuts the gristle off his steak
boinky33 had nothin' to sayizzle
UnknownEric hopes it don't drizzle
kaufman is glad he didn't have to walk 63,209,186,094 microscopic critters hizzelf
BigEvilDan something something izzle
jes_lawson took the pizzle
EvilZak drenched this comic in jizzle
mmyers
Laughinginyourface
MikeyG
Ewwwww
AtheistDiary
K_K_P

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AFROMANS MOVE

Serial Comic 9.14 by mmyers 1-15-04

Chowder to the left of me, Jabberjaw on the right, there's only one solution... I'm going to have to jump the shark. What's wrong? Yarr, I just got a terrible feeling in the bowels of my ship.

dcomposed started teh shizzle
MaxPayne made it worse fo rizzle
Inflatable_Man waded in the pool and took a wizzle
Xuanwu was to slowizzle but I continyizzled anyway
Rabid_Weasle nailed the chick with tentacizzle
DragonXero be makin' this shizzle happen
smamurai cuts the gristle off his steak
boinky33 had nothin' to sayizzle
UnknownEric hopes it don't drizzle
kaufman is glad he didn't have to walk 63,209,186,094 microscopic critters hizzelf
BigEvilDan something something izzle
jes_lawson took the pizzle
EvilZak drenched this comic in jizzle
mmyers drank a Sprite that lost it fizzle-izzle
Laughinginyourface
MikeyG
Ewwwww
AtheistDiary
K_K_P

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.