I read this:

[Click to view comic: 'The Konami Code']

And it inspired this stupid strip:

[Click to view comic: 'The Konami Code (Inspired by areallystuipdguy)']

And this halfway decent strip:

[Click to view comic: 'The Bible Code']

Anyone else want to run the Konami Code into the ground?

[Click to view comic: '1UP']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'The Konami Code: Girls Game Wild!']

What? No one's done The Obvious, yet?

[Click to view comic: 'Konami Physics']

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[Click to view comic: 'Kornholnami Code']

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Poop.

:D wow, im inspiring people. never thought i'd say that. well, i guess i probably would, but not in a non-sarcastic manner.

[Click to view comic: 'THE KONAMI CODE']

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It's grime time.

now look what you've gone and made me do...

[Click to view comic: 'The Nerdiest Comic Ever (maybe)']

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Never tried the code in Gradius III.

It blows you up?

THANKS A LOT KONAMI!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: '"Show Me Your Crash and Burnin' Soul!"']

At least...I don't *think* the DDR pads have A and B buttons, do they?

nope, they dont. however, on the pads you just substitute the B, A for X, O and it works just fine. i forget what it does though. this is also the way it works on PS2.

i am a colossal nerd.

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It's grime time.

Does that code work for MGS2 then?

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Poop.

in Gradius III (Super NES), the correct code for extra lives is Up Up Down Down L R L R B A Start. The L and R buttons were new, you see. If you put in the regular code, your ship self-destructed. I am so fucking L337.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

probably. i havent played that so i dont know what it does though.

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It's grime time.

Hmmm I have a few Konami games. I bet they are the ones without the code though =/

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

evidently, if you input the konami code on the title screen of one of the MGS games (the first one, i think), you can see a high-res video clip of snake and psycho mantis running a train on a bound and gagged meryl. either that, or there's just a clip of snake yelling. i forget which.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars