Because of the Superbowl, I thought I should post this.

Cunt.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Pair of cunts.

Read 'em and weep.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I was pretty much agreeing with him until he started dissing DVD players and vacuum cleaners. Or her. I'm not really sure what that is.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I bet the guy in this clip playing the guitar and that fat kid from the Star Wars light saber clip would be really entertaining fighting each other in a big arena, gladiator style.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I've seen that hairstyle before - the one on that kid "singing." You see how it pokes up on both sides of his head just a bit wider appart than his eyes?

Think back to the last time you had some long suffering soul on their knees gaping wide and doing a reasonable but not inspired job of A) snarfing your bone or B) lapping your clam. Now remember the third time this soul took you almost to the brink without quite making it. Maybe their tongue gets tired or maybe they just don't know what they're doing. Eventually you get sick of their ineptitude and take charge. The hair at these points makes a perfect handle for forcng their face to be exactly where you want it when you want it. All they need to do is keep their mouth open and drool.

This is how he got that hairstyle. I am sure of it. And yes. The superbowl is gay, just like McDs.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It would have been better if his Dad ran in and told him to keep the racket down.

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Poop.

In 40 years, when this kid is running for Congress, someone is going to dig up this video and start a scandal.

And we'll know that we were there for the beginning of it all.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

That kid isn't a kid at all. He's in his late 20's. My friend has interviewed him. Once we found out he's not 12, he wasn't as funny to us.

I hope none of you get any funny ideas and decide to post that Janet Jackson nipple slip.

If you lighten the skin, it'd look almost exactly like the photoshop that Niteowl posted...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Eric's Obligatory "Janet's Boob" Comic by UnknownEric 2-02-04

Gonna rock yer body, please stay... Gonna have you naked by the end of this song. *rip* Thank God I just got Tivo!

Unintentional, my foot, as my granny would've said.

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I has a flavor!

We should all make Superbowl Halftime show comics.
Here's my contribution.

Superbowl Halftime Show - Who Knew? by MikeyG 2-02-04

And now, Janet Jackson and I will be singing a song! Thank you, Justin Timberlake! It's called 'Punch Me In The Nuts And Shove A Frozen Weasel In My Ass.' "Baby, Baby I want to smoke your twat like a bong and nail your floppy pancake titties to the wall!" "Baby, I swear to God after your part of the song I'm gonna gag on your tubesteak and finesse your balls" Oh my God! This was NOT planned, ladies and gentlemen! *mmgorfmmschlurp, slurp*

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Just say no to craptavaganzas!

We can dream, can't we? by kaufman 2-02-04

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the ideal Super Bowl halftime festivities. There you have it: twelve minutes of a blissfully empty field. If Janet Jackson has helped to bring this about, she deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Super Bowl halftime shows are way too long.

Super Bowl Halftime Show by niteowl 2-01-04

Ahh, halftime. Now I can finish the last half of "War and Peace".

Spoofing a Super Bowl commercial :

Hidalgo by niteowl 2-01-04

Hey man, did you see the ad for that new Viggo Mortensen movie? Nope. What's it called? Shit...I don't remember... Ok, then what's it about? Well, Viggo's character participates in a 3000 mile, cross-country, winner-take-all race... Excellent...they made a new Cannonball Run movie!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

That was sooo funny w/ janet jackson. They turned out the liets as soon as it happend. She had a star sticker on her boob! EWwwwww.

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

i brake for beaver shots

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Jacksons And Nipples Dont Mix by Ewwwww 2-02-04

As Justin Timberlake's publicist, I would like to make an apology on his behalf... We are very sorry... That it had to be a member of the Jackson family.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

it wasn't a sticker. it was a metal silver sun with the nipple poked through the center for good taste. the photo's on various lampoon news sites.

i think that's why the ref streaked across the field. he got so darn excited he just had to rip off his clothes.

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i want to piss on you

How am I supposed to make lewd comments here when erethay isay ay ildchay esentpray, mmmmkay? It takes all the joy out of feigned moral decrepitude. I miss the days when SC wan't a daycare center.

*posts dramatic exit thesis dissing newbies, swears to leave*

*turns to alcohol and pez for entertainment*

*gets divorced, fired, turned down as a Jeopardy contestant*

*becomes homeless, moves into alley in Amarillo with ObiJo*

*discovers cure for cancer--it's pez and tequila!*

*blows cancer cure fortune on failed 1-hour sex change business venture, moves back into alley with ObiJosephine*

*years of delirium*

*at death's door*

...

Whoa! Guys, I just had the weirdest post! And you were all there!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

GAH!

You are an evil bastard, Spank.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

If that was an accident, why was there no other layer between the boob and the leather? There was a red lining, but it was sewn into the leather, and if it was truly an accident, he wouldn't have grabbed it and totally would not have still been holding it after he ripped it off.

Out of all these superbowl comics, mine made me laugh the most.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The SC Half-Time Show by mmyers 2-02-04

And now, SC regulars Spankling and mmyers, with their duet, "Oh yeah girl!" Yeah...girl! Woooee, girl! Yes, girl! Woe! Um, yes yes y'all. I would prefer it if you didn't stop that body rock. Girl! Mmffff, gufff mfffle, iffflee mugh gifffle, gullll. I'd like to say that I had no prior knowledge that Spankling would felate himself during the SuperBowl. Sorry mom.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I don't think it was a ref that streaked at the superbowl. But I'm glad SOMEONE finally recognizes that there WAS a streaker.

Everyone's so worried about a 10 second boobie shot that they forget the game was interupted for 5 minutes while security tracked down a naked (and in my mind fat and greasy) man.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

That was no streaker. He had a g-string on.

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