It had to be done.

There's really only one rule. The basis for the joke has to be based on Pokémon. Do another episode-in-three-panels thing, overload it with lame puns, critique its influence on post-industrial literature. Whatever. Just make with the funny.

And yes, I know, there's not much in the way of yellow in the strips. You still have to keep it out of photoshop. That's the challenge. ;-) That pissant yellow rat isn't worth a joke anyway.

I'm sorry. Really. I am.

The contest is due Tuesday the 21st at noon EST.

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"I'm gonna give you cancer." "...what are you, a cellphone?"

Yes. I realize I gave you 5 days to do this.

Yes. I realize contests usually run 3 days.

Yes. I realize 5 days might be a bit much.

No. I wasn't thinking when I came up with that figure.

If you do good enough, I may shorten it to Monday/4 days.

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"I'm gonna give you cancer." "...what are you, a cellphone?"

[Click to view comic: 'CC54: Comic Strippermon']

For some reason my last sentence got cut off by 6 words, but at least the gist of the punchline is there.

[Click to view comic: 'The (de)Evolution of Pokemon']

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

So I go to lunch and two folks "steal" my idea of comicmon. So I guess it's on to Plan B, and start the lame pun bandwagon!

[Click to view comic: 'The Jamaican Bobsledders: Where are they now?']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC54: Bottom-of-the-Barrel-mon...']

A half-arsed effort, but the previous round's winner never wins, anyway... *grin*

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 54: A public service announcement from Dr. Help-me-out']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'Generation Gap']
Poketheman is not of my time.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'CC 54: Not-so-SmartTalk']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'Apokelypse Now']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'POKECRAP']

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Heado: What the hell I got no body.

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Heado: What the hell I got no body.

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I dunno...this is a pretty good line.

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After sitting out cc53, I'm back with a vengeance!!

Well, okay, not so much a 'vengeance' as another comic, but you get the idea.

[Click to view comic: 'CC54: The Newest Pokemon']

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

[Click to view comic: 'CC54: There's nothing quite so personal as a poke in the bag']

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What others say about boorite!

Knowing nothing about Pokemon, I backgrounded myself by reading some Pokemon fanfic.

I'm going to go drink a bottle of Drano now.

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What others say about boorite!

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Knowing nothing about Pokemon, I backgrounded myself by reading some Pokemon fanfic.

I'm going to go drink a bottle of Drano now.

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And the second...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 54: More Pokémutations']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I know fuck all about Pokemon, and, frankly; I hope I never do.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I'm new! Kick me!

[Click to view comic: 'C.C. LIV: From the obscurest chapters of the Pokedex...']

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

There's 14 hours left as of this post...if anyone wants to squeeze one last entry in...

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"I'm gonna give you cancer." "...what are you, a cellphone?"

I figured I'd take a whack at this, but I needed to do some research since I know nothing about Pokémon. I found the following information:

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- It goes to the various towns and the wood, and a PokeMon is made to fight, and collected, and raised, and we complete a PokeMon illustrated book as a sweat shirt of the PokeMon.

- We can fight against the friend's PokeMon by using the telecommunication cable, and we can be exchanged, and it takes charge of us, and we can be brought up.

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But who needs to know the subject when you have a warped imagination...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 54: Namblachu']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'CC 54: More educational than the WWF!']

The connection between these two subjects has always disturbed me...but not as much as the fact that I've submitted three entries to a Pokemon contest.

Please kill me now.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 54: More educational than the WWF!']

The connection between these two subjects has always disturbed me...but not as much as the fact that I've submitted three entries to a Pokemon contest.

Please kill me now.

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