Dammit...Help guys! I need to get together with someone in time for Valentine's day...Do me a favor and give me some suggestions, cause i dont have a bf.

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You know you totally missed me!

Find someone who thinks your hot and you think they're hot then fuck em'.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

I'm not a chick, but from a guy's perspective, you could do worse than go up to a single guy you like, start making smalltalk and then say

"Hey - It's Valentine's Day this weekend and I thought it would be a good excuse to ask you to take me out somewhere"

Only do this once, because to be desperate for a partner on Valentine's is the height of Suck.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I can't believe it's almost a year since I made this:

Emotion by andydougan 2-13-03

What are you doing for Valentine's day? I'm going to get a manicure, give myself a dead arm and then pretend my hand belongs to someone else. You? I'll be nailing Nicole Kidman's tearhole without lubrication. That reminds me, I'd better stock up on aromatic oils.

My plans are pretty much the same this year, in case you were wondering.

Threats of physical violence usually work.

In all seriousness, I have to agree with jes. I'm a guy, and I love it when women come up to me and want to talk and generally be in my presence. If all you're looking for is just a quick hookup for valentine's day, which is what it sounds like, just tell him that valentine's day sucks for single people and ask him if he'd like to do anything with you. I don't know about other guys, but any woman who is willing to come out and say what she wants or make the first move scores major points with me. I would guess that other guys aren't a lot different in that respect.

download porn and play video games...HELL YES!

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xx( o Y o. )xx

it's simple: hostages, hostages, hostages!

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It's grime time.

As long as your not hideously ugly talking to a guy is a good way to get a bf. If you're extra boring maybe just sitting across the room from a guy might work. If you're disgustingly boring and hideously ugly I hear Boinkys single.

I've been single on several a Valentine's Day and I never made as big a deal out of it as you. I think it's pathetic that it's such a big deal to you that you'd be desperate enough to ask strangers on the internet for advice on how to snag a guy for this occasion. Furthermore, you're young and there are at least 70 more Valentine's Days in your future for you to have a date for. I realize the lure of boys is strong at your age, but they're all pretty much jerks at your age too. Save yourself the trouble and go out with some girl friends.

I used to have a single's night out for Valentine's Day for all those who didn't have a SO to share the day with. I mean, just because they're the same sex doesn't mean they don't love you. I'm really sorry cheap Hallmark tricks work on you to make you feel depressed and sad on a day when there are plenty of others out there who would love to spend their time with you. It's just a day, they just throw a tag on it. I hope you're not back in October asking advice on how to get a guy for "Sweetest Day".

Also, I dislike guys who think Valentine's Day is some sort of way to make up for all the crap they give you the rest of the year. ("Remember that bracelet I got you for Valentine's Day this year?" "That was 5 months ago, what have you done for me lately, besides throw your beer cans on the floor 'so I'd have something to do'?")

I hate to sound so negative, but seriously, it's just another day, and nothing to get worked up over. Especially since most guys your age don't even have enough money to take you anywhere better than McD's anyway.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Stupid STUPID holiday. First Christmas, then New Year's, then Valentine's day. We need one more called "You're a Worthless Loser" just to kill off the stragglers who weren't depressed enough from the previous holiday season.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I thought Presidents Day was to kill off whats left of you people?

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Poop.

Charm a random stranger on the street by handing them a single unadorned daisy. Smile and say, "This should be yours." Then continue walking.

When it works, it really works. Best done just after lunch.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Not if I get in there first.

Someone did that with me, except with a blood-filled syringe.

Pie.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Oh god....Chicka's right. Someone get rid of this thread....I feel desparate no more! *raises unshaved feminist arms* HELL YEAH! I'm hanging out with my best friend sarah and maggie!

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You know you totally missed me!

Valentine's Day, although it can be romantic, is just another commercialized holiday that yanks the fucking slave wages I earn out of my moth-eaten pockets. Here's a piece of advice on what females should do for guys on Valentine's Day, and vice versa:

Fuck them.

Seriously. Go to that person you know in an intimate manner and have sex with them. If there is nobody at the moment, go back to an old one. Hell, if you get rejected by someone you've already been with, it doesn't fucking matter because they've probably already got a tainted opinion of you in the first place. If you haven't gotten laid yet, perhaps its time you began. Ask that person you've been eyeing to have possibly meaningless sex with you. Seriously. Make Valentine's Day about pleasure, not this bullshit champaigne, roses, chocolate bullshit.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

hmmmmmn chocolate bullshit!

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

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Valentine's Day, although it can be romantic, is just another commercialized holiday that yanks the fucking slave wages I earn out of my moth-eaten pockets. Here's a piece of advice on what females should do for guys on Valentine's Day, and vice versa:

Fuck them.

Seriously. Go to that person you know in an intimate manner and have sex with them. If there is nobody at the moment, go back to an old one. Hell, if you get rejected by someone you've already been with, it doesn't fucking matter because they've probably already got a tainted opinion of you in the first place. If you haven't gotten laid yet, perhaps its time you began. Ask that person you've been eyeing to have possibly meaningless sex with you. Seriously. Make Valentine's Day about pleasure, not this bullshit champaigne, roses, chocolate bullshit.

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Valentines Day is overrated.

That's about all I have to say on the matter. Wait, no. My brain is telling me that there's more that I have to say.

Basically, Valentines Day is either really crappy or really good. There's generally not a happy medium. Its crappy for us forever-single folk (unless you're like me and just completely forget that its there, and when magically it appears you give out valentines to your friends because you like making someone else's day better), whereas for the people who have a significant other its generally pretty good, involving lots of ... I'm trailing off for a good reason because the underage folks on this site might get a little too much information.

I'm spending Valentines Day working. And sleeping. Yay.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Romance has nothing to do with roses and chocolate and balloons and what not. Romance is about spontaneity, making the other person feel wanted and special.

Kitty, Valentine's Day isn't always great for people with significant others, either. Especially with a high-maintenance significant other.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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Kitty, Valentine's Day isn't always great for people with significant others, either. Especially with a high-maintenance significant other.

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