The topic is twofold. I would like at least one entry in each category, but the first one is the main one. The aesthetics of the second one will be tough given the limited backgrounds, but I am sure you clever monkeys can come up with something. The topics are:

World's Worst Thing to Say to Your Doctor

and

World's Worst Thing to Say to the Person in the Adjacent Bathroom Stall

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[Click to view comic: 'WW7: Doctor, Doctor']

[Click to view comic: 'WW7: What's Up, Doc?']

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and a little toilet humor...

[Click to view comic: 'WW7: Quit Stalling']

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Aaaaaaah. Good to have you back, umfum.

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[Click to view comic: 'WW#7: Oops']
[Click to view comic: 'WW#7: Crap']

[Click to view comic: 'WW#7: Bureaucracy is Fun!']
[Click to view comic: 'WW#7: Try These In Wal-Mart']

[Click to view comic: 'WW7: Worst thing to say to doctor or in restroom is the same']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'Bad day for Dr Doodles']

I will knock up some toilet fun when I get more time!

My toilet entry! (literally!)

[Click to view comic: 'Cubicle of Love']

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Things to Say to Your Doctor']
[Click to view comic: 'In The Stall']

I apologize for stealing Ivy's idea for the background in the Bathroom strip, but it's the best one for the strip IMO.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'In The Stall - Celebrities Uncensored']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

not exactly in the stall, but they're discussing a famous toilet. close enuff? -begs

[Click to view comic: 'Toilet Talk']

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Let me just reiterate this in case no one understands how the World's Worst has been going. Take a look at the format ivytheplant uses to make her World's Worst comics. THAT is the perfect way. Either have one comment in the middle panel with the other two blacked out or have three different comments, one in each panel. Please. Thank you.

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Hooray! I'm perfect!

Take THAT, mom!

2 birds...

[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing to say to your Doctor in a toilet']

[Click to view comic: 'WW7: Bathroom Follies']

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Get them entries in! I'll be judging on Thursday or Friday.

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[Click to view comic: 'WW7-going in the bathroom']

[Click to view comic: 'Untitled']

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xx( o Y o. )xx

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Thing to Say In A Bathroom Stall']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Thing to Say In A Bathroom Stall']

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Poop.

Ok, judging this one was tough. Umfumdisi had absolutely the best doctor entries. Terminal hangnails? Ha! ivytheplant THE hands-down best bathroom stall entries. And Rabid_Weasle deserves some credit, too. The 'Wheeeeeee!' in the bathroom stall was just too funny.

So, the winner has to be umfumtheplant, for these two:
[Click to view comic: 'WW7: Doctor, Doctor']
[Click to view comic: 'WW#7: Try These In Wal-Mart']

ivytheplant and umfumdisi are the clear winners here, and they work well together. Now it is up to them to collaborate and come up with a new World's Worst together.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

ivydisi works too :)

We will confer and unleash upon this site the finest "World's Worst" Contest evar!

Now to find her ladyship...

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