BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord
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Okay, it's time for judging. My list of five finalists are:
dcomposed for: (none: 2 uses)
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| Shut up, I didn't ask for play-by-play. | |
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dcomposed for: (goats: 1 use)
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| Man, my bitch is so fucking annoying. I can't really talk about it with her around, though, or she might leave me for the 47th time. | |
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| Let me instead tell you about my new rap flow. The shit is red hot, it'll make your fuckin' ears bleed. I've even got a monthly show, come see me on the 28th. | |
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| I can't. I'm busy on the 28th and around that whole period. | |
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| That's too bad, I'm working with a live band called Pack My Suitcase, or PMS for short. | |
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| That's a bloody good name. | |
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UnknownEric for: (kofightclub: 1 use)
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| What's the status of your unit, private? | |
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| Bad, sir. Most of our men died in the last battle. We only have left myself, Poncho, and Willie, who is badly wounded in the left leg. | |
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| Looks bad for us. I guess there's only one thing left to do. | |
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| Ahhh, we're gonna SMOKE 'em out, eh? | |
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codehappykid for: (submitted: 1 use)
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| Was he wearing his seatbelt? | |
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| Can't you tell, you putz? | |
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| Where were you when all of this happened? | |
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| No further questions. Go home. | |
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| Are you sure you don't want to hear about Jesus? | |
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kaufman for: (forumusers: 1 use)
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| Let me tell you about that great brie I had in '96. | |
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| Never mind that, hurry up -- you'll miss the slide show from Limburg. | |
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| ... so it comes with parmesan, ricotta, romano, feta, and mozzrella, and when the waiter asks me if I need anything else, I ask him to melt some cheddar on it. | |
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| Whoa, that sounds good. Are you thinking of attending the seminar on cattle breeding? | |
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| Just perfect. We've waited a year for this vacation, and the hotel we're staying at is hosting a cheesehead convention. | |
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| Maybe there's a good Chinese restaurant nearby. | |
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Well, the four-way tie means my grand experiment in laziness has failed. (At least I made up for it by judging a day late.) I'm forced to actually pick a winner, and that person is codehappykid. Best of luck running CC 236, kid.
--- "Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III
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