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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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What's the worst of running a comic contest? Picking a winner. There's usually a bunch of deserving entries, making it difficult to choose a favourite. This time, I'm trying a contest that will hopefully make things easier on me. (But not on anyone else. Where's the fun in that?) Here are the rules:

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[*] Choose a category. All the characters in your comic must come from that category. The only exception is the height props, which can be used in any comic. "none" and "props" are perfectly valid choices for a category.
[*] You may submit a maximum of five entries. Series are welcome, but each comic in the series counts as an individual entry.
[*] When it's time to judge, I will pick five finalists. The winner of the contest will be the finalist who's category was used the least overall. Any ties will be broken by the funnier comic.
[*] Judging will take place on Friday evening.
[*] Bonus points will be awarded for doing a comic about cheese, but the bonus points will not affect the contest results in any way. I just think cheese is funny.
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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

3-01-04 5:41pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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CC 235: Invisible Skeet by dcomposed
3-01-04
Pull!!!
(*Whoooosh!!!*)
(*BANG!!!*)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

3-01-04 5:50pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

Member Rated:

CC 235: Paris Hilton in the Dark by dcomposed
3-01-04
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Shut up, I didn't ask for play-by-play.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

3-01-04 5:57pm (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

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i gotcha

PC talk by xxausrottenxx
1-28-04
hey whats up tom
not too much, man
so, you hear about the new email bug out there?
no, whats it about?
i dont know, but it really BUGS me....
you're such a fag

PC talk 2 by xxausrottenxx
1-28-04
hey tom guess what?
i haven't the slightest clue
i found porn of your wife on the internet
oh yeah?
ya, it gave me a huge hard drive
shut up, melinda told me you're nothing but a floppy disc

PC talk 3 by xxausrottenxx
1-28-04
oh jesus here comes peter
you mean the old panasonic from down the hall?
hey whats up dude!
uh...nothing...shouldnt you be recording some HBO porn right about now?
dude you missed a good nick arcade this morning, have you seen that show, the graphics are incredible!
dude you are so 56k

PC talk 4 by xxausrottenxx
1-28-04
nate?
oh hey dude im behind i firewall, theres a hacker amok
oh yeah?
no, im lying to you
ass

PC talk 5 by xxausrottenxx
1-28-04
so do you got kazaa lite?
the one without spyware?
ya, its hyper awesome! ive downloaded like 500 songs and like 30 porno movies, and the best part is, its all free!
isnt that illegal?
fuck, the RIAA!! i'm an innocent victim!
ya, and i have a 5ghz processor...dickhead

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xx( o Y o. )xx

3-01-04 6:10pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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CC 235: by dcomposed
3-01-04
Man, my bitch is so fucking annoying. I can't really talk about it with her around, though, or she might leave me for the 47th time.
Let me instead tell you about my new rap flow. The shit is red hot, it'll make your fuckin' ears bleed. I've even got a monthly show, come see me on the 28th.
I can't. I'm busy on the 28th and around that whole period.
That's too bad, I'm working with a live band called Pack My Suitcase, or PMS for short.
That's a bloody good name.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

3-01-04 6:32pm (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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CC235: Stinky, Stinky, Stinky... by UnknownEric
3-02-04
What's the status of your unit, private?
Bad, sir. Most of our men died in the last battle. We only have left myself, Poncho, and Willie, who is badly wounded in the left leg.
Looks bad for us. I guess there's only one thing left to do.
What's that, sir?
Bust out the Limburger.
Ahhh, we're gonna SMOKE 'em out, eh?

I got in that cheese reference, goldarnit. ;)

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I has a flavor!

3-02-04 11:32am (new)
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Ewwwww
Dickmouth.

Member Rated:

My return to SC! My return to CC's! My return to horrible cheese related jokes!
CC235: Your Mother Was A Blender! by Ewwwww
3-02-04
Holy shit! We are being used in a comic!
Quick, do something cool!
I had sex with a piece of cheese yesterday...

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

3-02-04 5:44pm (new)
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codehappykid
is mental

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CC 235: Call the Next Witness by codehappykid
3-02-04
Was he wearing his seatbelt?
Can't you tell, you putz?
Where were you when all of this happened?
Crash the system!!!
No further questions. Go home.
Are you sure you don't want to hear about Jesus?

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HALPUU!

3-02-04 6:59pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 235: In a Badgered State by kaufman
3-03-04
Let me tell you about that great brie I had in '96.
Never mind that, hurry up -- you'll miss the slide show from Limburg.
... so it comes with parmesan, ricotta, romano, feta, and mozzrella, and when the waiter asks me if I need anything else, I ask him to melt some cheddar on it.
Whoa, that sounds good. Are you thinking of attending the seminar on cattle breeding?
Just perfect. We've waited a year for this vacation, and the hotel we're staying at is hosting a cheesehead convention.
Maybe there's a good Chinese restaurant nearby.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

3-03-04 6:46am (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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CC 235: Go see "The King of Comedy." Now. Scorsese is king! by possums
3-03-04
So I says to my lawyer, I says I says, hey, what's with the wrench? Thanks, I'll be here all week.
I don't know, Kangoot, it's really not that funny.
But...
Have you ever seen the King of Comedy?
Yeah, it's a great movie.
Your new name is Rupert Pupkin.

Fact: Abe Vigoda and Martin Scorsese have NEVER worked together. A shame, isn't it?

3-03-04 10:02am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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Please cast aside your political correctness for about five comics' worth of time, and perhaps these will make you laugh as much as they made me.

CC 235 - Nine Inch Nails' 'Closer' sung by Asian Girls 1 by MikeyG
3-03-04
Yoo ret me viorate yoo
yoo ret me deseclate yoo
yoo ret me penetlate yoo
yoo ret me compricate yoo
HERP ME
I bloke apah mah inside

CC 235 - Nine Inch Nails' 'Closer' sung by Asian Girls 2 by MikeyG
3-03-04
HERP ME
I got no sore to serr
HERP ME
Dee onree fing dat wok fo me
HERP ME get array flom myserf
I ranna fook yoo rike an animurr

CC 235 - Nine Inch Nails' 'Closer' sung by Asian Girls 3 by MikeyG
3-03-04
I ranna feer yoo flum dee inside
I ranna fook yoo RIKE AN ANIMURR!
Mah horr ezisten is fraw
Yoo get me crosa to God
Yoo can have mah ISORASHUN!
Yoo can have dah hate dat it bling!

CC 235 - Nine Inch Nails' 'Closer' sung by Asian Girls 4 by MikeyG
3-03-04
Yoo can have mah absence of faif!
You can have mah evlee-ting
HERP ME
Teal down mah leason
HERP ME
It yorr secks I can smerr

CC 235 - Nine Inch Nails' 'Closer' sung by Asian Girls 5 by MikeyG
3-03-04
HERP ME
Yoo make me PELL-FECK!
HERP ME become somebodee erse
I ranna fook yoo rike an animurr
ok dat enuff I tink dey get da point
I RANNA FOOK YOO...ok now we sing Ellic Crapton's 'Rayruh'.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

3-03-04 10:39am (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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holy. shit. mikey. g. that. was. the. single. funniest. thing. I've. ever. seen.

if that doesn't win, the apocalypse will come.

3-03-04 1:03pm (new)
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Ewwwww
Dickmouth.

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Holy shit, that was awesome!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

3-03-04 6:45pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

Member Rated:

CC 235: Inside the Neonatal Ward by kaufman
3-04-04
My mommy's nicer than your mommy!
Oh yeah? Did she hold you and rock you for three hours straight? Has she already created a 70-megabyte Web page devoted strictly to you?
No ...
So there. Ha ha!
My mommy let me eat the placenta.
WAAAAAAAA!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

3-04-04 9:01pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

Member Rated:

Game Quotes 11 by NeoVid
3-05-04
You? A GOD? Right, then hit me with lightning!
Don't worry, it's only a skeleton of a dragon.
This will really impress you!
HA! We already killed all the hostages!
Screw Odin!
You know, I'm really starting to like this character.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

3-05-04 2:20pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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Okay, it's time for judging. My list of five finalists are:

dcomposed for: (none: 2 uses)
CC 235: Paris Hilton in the Dark by dcomposed
3-01-04
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Shut up, I didn't ask for play-by-play.

dcomposed for: (goats: 1 use)
CC 235: by dcomposed
3-01-04
Man, my bitch is so fucking annoying. I can't really talk about it with her around, though, or she might leave me for the 47th time.
Let me instead tell you about my new rap flow. The shit is red hot, it'll make your fuckin' ears bleed. I've even got a monthly show, come see me on the 28th.
I can't. I'm busy on the 28th and around that whole period.
That's too bad, I'm working with a live band called Pack My Suitcase, or PMS for short.
That's a bloody good name.

UnknownEric for: (kofightclub: 1 use)
CC235: Stinky, Stinky, Stinky... by UnknownEric
3-02-04
What's the status of your unit, private?
Bad, sir. Most of our men died in the last battle. We only have left myself, Poncho, and Willie, who is badly wounded in the left leg.
Looks bad for us. I guess there's only one thing left to do.
What's that, sir?
Bust out the Limburger.
Ahhh, we're gonna SMOKE 'em out, eh?

codehappykid for: (submitted: 1 use)
CC 235: Call the Next Witness by codehappykid
3-02-04
Was he wearing his seatbelt?
Can't you tell, you putz?
Where were you when all of this happened?
Crash the system!!!
No further questions. Go home.
Are you sure you don't want to hear about Jesus?

kaufman for: (forumusers: 1 use)
CC 235: In a Badgered State by kaufman
3-03-04
Let me tell you about that great brie I had in '96.
Never mind that, hurry up -- you'll miss the slide show from Limburg.
... so it comes with parmesan, ricotta, romano, feta, and mozzrella, and when the waiter asks me if I need anything else, I ask him to melt some cheddar on it.
Whoa, that sounds good. Are you thinking of attending the seminar on cattle breeding?
Just perfect. We've waited a year for this vacation, and the hotel we're staying at is hosting a cheesehead convention.
Maybe there's a good Chinese restaurant nearby.

Well, the four-way tie means my grand experiment in laziness has failed. (At least I made up for it by judging a day late.) I'm forced to actually pick a winner, and that person is codehappykid. Best of luck running CC 236, kid.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

3-06-04 2:52pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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Wangs.

I was half a comic of being half the finalists!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

3-06-04 5:05pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

Member Rated:

quote:
Wangs.

I was half a comic off being half the finalists!


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Batman created by Bob Kane

3-06-04 5:29pm (new)
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codehappykid
is mental

Member Rated:

Well alrighty then!

Just got a chance to check this now, I kinda hadn't counted on winning. Lemme just spend a few minutes making something up. Back in a few.

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HALPUU!

3-06-04 5:33pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

Member Rated:

I.
WAS.
ROBBED.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

3-07-04 2:35pm (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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quote:
I.
WAS.
ROBBED.
Maybe Dan doesn't like NIN.

Or the Asian Girls.

Who am I kidding...everyone LOVES the Asian Girls, knowmsayin.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

3-07-04 5:42pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

Member Rated:

Or me.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

3-08-04 6:17am (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

Or me.


Or both.

Or just NIN.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

3-08-04 7:05am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

Member Rated:

I thought disliking NIN made my comics funnier.

*sigh*

I'll win a CC one of these days.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

3-08-04 9:26am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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Ive only just wandered back after a 2 week holiday , and Mikey , shit on me if that NIN comic isnt the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen.

You truly are a Magnificent Bastard!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

3-12-04 3:14pm (new)
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