Since ivy and I can't seem to get online at the same time, I'll go ahead and post my World's Worst subject.

ivy will be posting a second subject soon. You may submit comics for either, neither, or both.

My subject is "World's Worst" Answers To The Following Job Interview Question: Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Also, when ivy posts her subject, she will announce a special twist for this contest. Stay tuna.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

WW8: Moh by kaufman 3-02-04

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

WW8: Unclear on the subject by kaufman 3-02-04

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Well, frankly, I think it'll be a lot like where I see myself now. You know, mirrors, puddles of water, and, *tee hee hee*, my patent leather shoes. Oh, and I'm sure those videos I see myself in with Paris Hilton, Ron Jeremy, and two clydesdales will still be available over the internet.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

WW8: Where I'll Be In Ten Years. by UnknownEric 3-02-04

Showing you my 'o' face.

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I has a flavor!

I put 5 in the title, but that won't matter, everything still applies:

WW 8: In 5 Years I'll Be Lonely by attitudechicka 3-02-04

Doing your wife! I'm still waiting on my acceptance of citizenship to Ivytopia, so if that doesn't work out, maybe I'll still be here. Suing for child support... for the fourth one.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

WW 8a: Where do you see yourself in 10 years? by BigEvilDan 3-02-04

Anywhere but here. Deep frying the heads of my enemies in your wonderful kitchen. I don't know. Lord Xzaoxor has asked me to stop looking at my own future through the time cube.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

WW8: See myself in 10 years? by MikeyG 3-02-04

1 - "Oy! My cataracts!" 2 - Sleeping 3 - Walking into my dark bedroom after being in the light

WW8: What I'll be doing in 10 years by MikeyG 3-02-04

1 No, I really DO have a yacht I sail to my mansion in Barbados, really! 2 www.stripcreator.com World's Worst 549: Where I was 10 years ago 3 How much is it again? 20 for a handie, 40 for a hummer, and 100 bucks for in the butt.

WW8: What I'll be doing in 10 years by MikeyG 3-02-04

1 Michael! You're 36! You haven't bathed since Gulf War 5! Shush, ma! I'm just about to beat Resident Evil Negative Zero Point Ninety! 2 Do you, Mikey's Right Hand, take Mikey to be your lawfully wedded husband? 3 *sniff* I never got so say goodbye to you, Kaufman!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

WW 8: In 10 Years by Rabid_Weasle 3-02-04

Bye Kaufman. Later.

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Poop.

Damn, I'm feeling maudlin'

WW8: 10 years on (1) by jes_lawson 3-03-04

Your ex-wife is on the phone, something about "the last 10 years being an absinth hallucination won't wash in court."

WW8: 10 years on (2) by jes_lawson 3-03-04

Your ex-liver is on the phone, the absinth lawsuit is coming to court on Monday

WW8: 10 years on (3) by jes_lawson 3-03-04

Your 2nd ex-wife is on the phone - apparently the alimony won't cover Paige Junior's boarding school fees.

WW8: Ten years on (4) by jes_lawson 3-03-04

1996 I...suppose one pint of beer can't do any lasting damage... Mmm...elderflower and hops... 2006 Fuck.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

WW #8 - "Where do you see yourself in 10 years?" by niteowl 3-04-04

Asking you the same question when you come back begging for a janitorial job. Hopefully retired, after I embezzle a whole lotta money from this place. I won't be seeing anything because I'm blind for life, you heartless bastard!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

WW8: Where Do You See Yourself in 10 Years? by MikeyG 3-05-04

1 I see you begging me not to can your worthless cracker-ass. 2 (Magic 8 Ball response) Reply Hazy, Try Again Later 3 Well, if the Space Program keeps advancing, I hope to be deep within Uranus.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I suppose I should let everyone know that judgment shall pass late Sunday night.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Okay, I had a hard decision to make between Kaufman's "Moh" and BED's entry, but I must say, Big Evil Dan is my chosen winner.

Bwah ha ha ha haaa!

So umfum...now what? SC Deathmatch?

Is anyone going to pass final judgement anytime soon?

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Mediocrity at its most average.