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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Pornography is a nasty habit.

(This is a captionable picture, right?)

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"I'm gonna give you cancer." "...what are you, a cellphone?"

*tap tap tap*
"I'd like to say sorry for being such pants guy...i shoudn't of asked you to read my comics then rate e'm so i'd like to make a fresh start! The new me: Obsurd smelly and rude like everyone else in this world of toilet seats!"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Cats rides NastyNun's rocket!]
NastyNun: ROIYA! I ROX0RS J00 @ QUAKE!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

TAP TAP TAP... "NastyPope; The way you describe yourself, you sound very interesting. I don't get to meet many rugged fireman types in my line of work. You asked me to describe myself as well. Well, many people have told me that I remind them of a young Raquel Welch. Maybe we can meet in person somewhere."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

OK OK, I admit it, thats my Mom.
And yes, her moniker is NastyNun.
No Oedipus jokes please. ;)

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

*click! click!* "Damn these bloody pop-up windows!"

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"This darned remote control won't change the channel!"

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What others say about boorite!

Screenshot from the game she's playing:

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What others say about boorite!

Hahahaha!

Megapootie!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Sister Maria Teresa Poppabona's propensity for cruising alt.binaries.naked_popes.pictures -while overlooked by the Vatican- was, none the less a sore spot with her fellow nuns.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

These are all to the second pic:

- Having asked the question one too many times, her fellow nuns show her what Jesus would do.

- Though they said it was because she was the best actor, Sister Sarah started to wonder if there were ulterior motives for making her Jesus in their annual production of "Jesus, That's One Big Hammer."

- This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy went shopping, and this little piggy IS THE DEVIL!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

OI I JUST SAW GOD!!!! He looked a bit like this...

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

I uh, spelled your name wrong. It was for, er, artistic purposes. Yeah, that's it.

[Click to view comic: 'Diesel's Epiphany']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

You may have spelled Deisel's name incorrectly, but at least you correctly spelled the name of a certain fossil fuel. *ponder* Is that irony? I am never sure.

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At Last!!!! I always waited for this moment! I am the king of the toilet seat empire!! I am no longer a lesser newt...I am a lesser empire-boss thingy...

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

shut up

im gonna give you a peice of advice which was the first i ever recieved from my father which came through the other day

"have a wash, you stink!"

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

sob sob sniff sniff sob I wish I hadn't come on too hard at the start...All I wanted to do was fit in...sob sniff *gets up and leaves*

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

--"Oh, I see-- you're getting up a nun posse!"

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What others say about boorite!

They're for hunting down those who have wronged Jesus. And golf courses.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

- "Don't make us go Vatican on your ass!"

- The Sisters of No Mercy

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Is anyone else incredibly turned on by that pic?

No?

Uh, me neither. I was just asking because that would be really wrong and stuff.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

My grandmother always told me not to fuck with NUNS with GUNS.

Proof positive that Charlton Heston supports his Church.

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This is not my empire.