This is my FTC cherry I'm putting out for you folks, so go easy on me. First the comic.

And now the rules.[list][*] 1st frame remains the same.
[*] 2nd frame you can change to another blue and change his words. It must remain a blue character, however. Blonde remains unchanged.
[*] 3rd frame is wide open. Comic it up.
[*] No photoshop - just pure comic goodness.
[*] Bonus points for working in fantasy (faries, elves, trolls, three-way-sex, whatever).
[*] More bonus points for leaving the 2nd frame unchanged.
[*] Limit 3 entries per person even in series.
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I hope that isn't too complicated. Judging will be mid next week.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

FTC26: Im A Total Suckup... by Ewwwww 3-04-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way. Im just waiting for the Faries, Elves, Trolls, or something of that sort so we can have a threeway...

FTC26: Im Going To Hell For This... by Ewwwww 3-04-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way. Ah ha! It is me, SuperThong Jesus!

FTC26: Vagina's Are Fun For The Whole Family... by Ewwwww 3-04-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way. It would be alot easier if I didn't have a vagina.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

FTC 26: Brought To You By The Ad Council by umfumdisi 3-04-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way. USE A CONDOM. EVERY PARTNER. EVERY TIME. Are you filming a PSA? Yes, and you're Genital Warts Girl!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

FTC26: Careful With That Axe, Eugene by UnknownEric 3-05-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way. It ain't gonna fit.

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I has a flavor!

HAW!!! I've always wanted to be the guy who has genital Herpes and can't find a date. Oh wait, I already am.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

FTC 26: Bridget Loves Berne by kaufman 3-05-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way. A medic from the Swiss Army had saved John's manhood after the accident in Kosovo ... No, I'd rather have it with the scissors extended and the toothpick removed.. Ok, I'll put it this way.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC 26 - Advent Children: After Dark by habnem 3-05-04

Ready? I guess. Well? Let me put it this way. You're still pissed off 'cause I stole all your materia, aren't you? Yeah. I didn't even have to have you in my party, you know.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

FTC 26 - A distinct lack of sex education by lemonpie 3-05-04

Ready? I guess. well? Let me put it this way. Why? that'll only give me a sore armpit. I always wondered why girls laughed so much during sex...

FTC 26: Finger-Licking Good by kaufman 3-05-04

Ready? I guess. Well? Let me put it this way. In the event of premature ejaculation, this comic comes equipped with BIG JIM SLADE! Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Aw geez. Kentucky Fried Kaufman.

FTC 26 - Jerry Springitonher by MikeyG 3-05-04

Ready? I gues... Well? Let me put it this way... ZZZZZIP! I guess I should have told you sooner

FTC 26 - Pressure self against me by MikeyG 3-05-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way. ...aaaaaaand? I forgot.

FTC 26 - Hoover the Sodomites? by MikeyG 3-05-04

Ready? I guess. Well? Let me put it this way... Do you remember when the vacuum cleaner was mysteriously clogged?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

FTC 26: malfunction by graykane 3-05-04

Ready? I guess. Well? Let me put it this way. My pump's not working. Every time I pump it, it just gives me gas.

FTC 26: homerun by graykane 3-05-04

Ready? I guess. Well? Let me put it this way. He's asking if his dad can coach him through it. I coach his baseball team. It's my job to show him how to step up to bat & score a homerun... You go, son! You can do it, boy!

FTC 26: supervision by graykane 3-05-04

Are you ready? I guess. Well? Let me put it this way. What my son's trying to say is that he's still too young to do this without parental supervision. Now, I've called your house & left a message for your mother not to worry. I'll supervise. You called my mother?

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i want to piss on you

pitty sex

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

FTCizzle by laughinginyourface 3-05-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way... I'm hydrophobic.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

FTC 26: In COMPLETE Violation of the rules... by possums 3-05-04

Leddy for me to rove you rong time? Werr? Let me put it this way... There is no rong time.

FTC 26: Sing... Sing a Song by possums 3-05-04

Ready? I guess. Well? WEEEEEEEEELLLL..... Cue the music! o/ YOU'RE A STUPID BITCH! A STUPID UGLY BITCH! A STUPID UGLY FATASS MORON STUPID UGLY BITCH! o/

FTC 26: What happens if Jews try to have sex in Germany 1942 by possums 3-05-04

Ready? I guess. Well? Let me put it this way...

FTC 26: In COMPLETE Violation of the rules... by possums 3-05-04

Leddy for me to rove you rong time? Werr? Let me put it this way... There is no rong time.

FTC 26: Sing... Sing a Song by possums 3-05-04

Ready? I guess. Well? WEEEEEEEEELLLL..... Cue the music! o/ YOU'RE A STUPID BITCH! A STUPID UGLY BITCH! A STUPID UGLY FATASS MORON STUPID UGLY BITCH! o/

FTC 26: What happens if Jews try to have sex in Germany 1942 by possums 3-05-04

Ready? I guess. Well? Let me put it this way...

FTC 26: Objects In the Rearview Mirror by fuzzyman 3-06-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way. FOOLED YOU! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I just realized that I should have used the title:
 FTC 26: In COMPRETE Vioration of the lurres...

FTC 26: Ouch! by ftc 3-06-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way... ...we're doing it with the light off.

FTC 26: Ever embarassed by your body? by ftc 3-06-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Hahahahahahahaha 4 Hours Later Hahahahahaha

FTC 26: Havnt been laid ina while(Does it show?) by ftc 3-06-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way. 0.343 of a second later Shall we move this conversation to the bed?

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Poo perhaps?

FTC #26 : BRB by niteowl 3-06-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Um, hang on. I'll be right back. Dude! She's half naked in my bedroom! What do I do now? Turn on the webcam, dummy!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

FTC #26 : Just Google It by niteowl 3-06-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Uh, I gotta go the bathroom first... "Searched the web for how to ditch a girl without hurting her feelings. Results 1 - 10 of about 4,860."