Howdy howdy howdy kids! This is my new series called Dump Trucks. Please read and post some feedback. Thanks a shit ton!

If you like the couple I posted in here, please feel free to check out my other comics!

If you don't like them, well, I can always come over and punch you in the face, thanks.

Dump Trucks - Depressed by DirtyOldMan 12-21-03

I must say Gary, not a lot of people could pull off that year round hockey mask, but on you it's pure gravy. Thanks Mark, I'm just a little down today... Why, what's up man? It's just... I mean, killing and maiming random people is fun and all, but I just want more out of life. Maybe I should get a pet...or date...or something... You know I have a sister, right? Mark, I mailed you her left arm for your birthday.

Dump Trucks - Pet Store by DirtyOldMan 12-21-03

At the pet store... Welcome to The Discount Animal Depot. What can I do for you today sir? Uh, yeah, do you guys sell pets here? Precisely sir! Just what are you lookin for? Ya know, that is an excelent question... You got anything that can keep a secret, mislead the cops, or dig a hole? I got a couple baby birds in the back. They're orphaned, emotionally unstable, and half off today! One please.

Dump Trucks - The Bird by DirtyOldMan 12-21-03

Ok pet, you crap in that cage and I'll make you eat it. Now, make me happy. *Tweet* That means nothing to me... I said happy not confused damnit! Stupid pet...

Dump Trucks - Return Policy, Part I by DirtyOldMan 12-26-03

Later that day, at the pet store... Ah, back so soon, sir? What can I do for you this time? I'd like to return most of the pet. The one you sold me was defective. Oh, well, what seems to be the probl--- Wait a sec....what do you mean, "most"? I think I broke it. We were playing and its chest just kinda exploded, and the head sorta...fell off. GOOD LORD! What the HELL were you playing?! Just a friendly game of "Where's My Hatchet?" Why? D'you think that might have something to do with it?

Dump Trucks - Return Policy, Part II by DirtyOldMan 1-06-04

Still at the pet store... I-I'm sorry sir, I just don't think I can accept the return of partially mutilated pets... Listen, it's not MY fault your pet wasn't very durable. I was just playing with it, and he fell onto my axe. So, did he start with two legs? Do you honestly expect me to exchange this mess for another pet...? Well why the hell else would I be standing here with this freakin box?!

[Click to view comic: 'Dump Trucks - Return Policy, Part III']

The story continues soon!!

Stay in greens, Eat your drugs, Don't do school.

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I have absolutely no tolerance for anyone who buries another person alive.

There's nothing like homicidal tendencies to put a smile on your face.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I dunno. Those were pretty meh.

Definitely meh.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Dude. Hit me in the face.

Well, you use the caracthers "expressions" good enough, although I feel that the "pet Store" one would be funnier if it just ended in the second box.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Eh, I liked them.

Excellent work, my good man.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

I liked them. Good job.

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Open your eyes, Open your mind Proud like a God, Don't pretend to be blind Trapped in yourself, Break out instead Beat the machines that work in your head

haha..glad u dont know where I live so u cant punch my face in..jk. theyre cool.

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haha..glad u dont know where I live so u cant punch my face in..jk. theyre cool.

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CoNnY

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LOLO OMG I INDNETD MY SIGNATR HAHA BRB

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This is actually sort of funny.

Killer comics. I laughed my tushie off!!!

Thems some not half bad comics

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"