*sighs* Yes, I know. Two thread posts in the same freaking day, right after another. GOD. Its 10:02 pm where I am... what the hell else am I supposed to be doing? Sleeping for work tomorrow? Pfft.

Anyway, I was just wondering if anyone knew... ANYTHING about Xtreme Mountain Biking. I know absolutely nothing, and my bf keeps talking about this stuff that he's getting for his bike and I feel like a complete retard because I know nothing. So I ask of anyone to please help me out so I can show that I'm not just a pretty face... That I do have some brains in me.

Merci!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

You want people to give you information, and that will prove that you know stuff?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

May I suggest looking in an extreme mountain biking magazine? There's tons of them. Plus, the smile and nod technique is always good.

/me smiles and nods

Xtreme Mountain Biking is and always has been a euphamism for " I go to the woods and sexor your sister."

Sorry to have to break it to you like this. Kick him to the kerb honey.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Don't listen to Smamurai. He's just hoping to catch you on the rebound.

It causes impotence. I'm sorry, I thought you should know.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Gravity always wins.

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What others say about boorite!

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It causes impotence. I'm sorry, I thought you should know.

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It causes impotence. I'm sorry, I thought you should know.

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Actually, it does cause dramatically low sperm counts, calcified testicles, and testicular cysts signifying an elevated risk of testicular cancer. These are due to constant, small but traumatic injuries to the scrotum.

So here is a sport that smashes up your balls.

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Hey, it takes real stones to be an Xtreme mountain biker.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I... was hoping for positive responses to this... but then again, boorite frequents here... so...

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

[Click to view comic: 'X-Treme']

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"Old" is the old new.

Yeah! Totally X-TREME!

TO THE MAX!!

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Poop.