Most of my comics are about my life, as you all know. I love making comics I can relate to, that others can easily relate to as well. That leaves a lot of characters feeling left out, but with the success of the Dollar Store comics, I think it's what works best for me. Maybe one day a penguin will wander into Dollar Tree and I'll make you all a comic about it.

The point I'm getting to is, I made a few comics about becoming a mom, and will probably make many more, which is what this thread is all about. I got several comments about this one in particular, so we'll start things off with this and see where it goes...

[Click to view comic: 'Why I'll Never Be a Soccer Mom']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You should become a Hockey Dad instead then.

"You better score at least 3 goals tonight, you little shit!"

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Poop.

"If you don't score three goals! I'll kill one of the other kids fathers!"

You request it, I make it:
[Click to view comic: 'Hockey Mom']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Keep it up! Baseball Mom, Lacrosse Mom, Australian Rules Football Mom, Chess Mom, Hide-and-Seek Mom ...

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The Graduate Mom...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Apologies for the intrusion, chicka, I just couldn't resist this one. Thanks, kaufman.

[Click to view comic: 'Hide and Seek Mom']

And the hockey mom one reminds me of my short-lived (half-a-season) hockey career. Oh, the memories I've buried... ;)

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I has a flavor!

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Apologies for the intrusion, chicka, I just couldn't resist this one. Thanks, kaufman.

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Pyramiding Scheme Mom.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Hot mom.

Oh, you've already got that one covered.

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Poop.

i second this motion.

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i want to piss on you

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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[Click to view comic: 'Why I'll Never Be A Baseball Mom']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Haw! Chicka, you have any sisters?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

One in-law. But for the most part, I'm one of a kind. Some of my ideas for other "Mom" related comics aren't panning out (IE: aren't funny on paper) at the moment, I'll work on it.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Chicka, you have any clones?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Chess Mom']

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What others say about boorite!

I love you, Boo.

And I'm really sorry you lost to my unborn son at chess.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

That comic was genius, boorite.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Embarassing Moments of a Parent']

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Mediocrity at its most average.