Most of my comics are about my life, as you all know. I love making comics I can relate to, that others can easily relate to as well. That leaves a lot of characters feeling left out, but with the success of the Dollar Store comics, I think it's what works best for me. Maybe one day a penguin will wander into Dollar Tree and I'll make you all a comic about it.

The point I'm getting to is, I made a few comics about becoming a mom, and will probably make many more, which is what this thread is all about. I got several comments about this one in particular, so we'll start things off with this and see where it goes...

Why I'll Never Be a Soccer Mom by attitudechicka 3-30-04

Do you like my new sweater set? I got it at SomeFamousMallStore. Uh, it's lovely. You gonna watch the game? And I brought carrot and celery sticks for the boys after they finish their game. Oh that's nice. I bet they'll love you. Well, why wouldn't they? I'm perfect. Haven't you ever wondered why the whole team wants to come over to my house after practice? It's because I have pizza. That's right, Bitch, I'm feeding your kid carbs!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You should become a Hockey Dad instead then.

"You better score at least 3 goals tonight, you little shit!"

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Poop.

"If you don't score three goals! I'll kill one of the other kids fathers!"

You request it, I make it:

Hockey Mom by attitudechicka 4-01-04

I'm so glad we decided to put little Travis into hockey. Yeah, me too. It's a great way to relieve agression. KNOCK HIS FUCKING TEETH OUT! MAKE HIM WISH HE WERE NEVER BORN! I.. uh.. meant his agression. Hey, that's not even our kid! I know. Ours is the pussy sitting on the bench who refuses to play because of a broken pelvis. He gets that from your side, you know.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Keep it up! Baseball Mom, Lacrosse Mom, Australian Rules Football Mom, Chess Mom, Hide-and-Seek Mom ...

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The Graduate Mom...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Apologies for the intrusion, chicka, I just couldn't resist this one. Thanks, kaufman.

Hide and Seek Mom by UnknownEric 4-01-04

Jesus, it's been FOUR HOURS! When's the little shit gonna find me?

And the hockey mom one reminds me of my short-lived (half-a-season) hockey career. Oh, the memories I've buried... ;)

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quote:

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Apologies for the intrusion, chicka, I just couldn't resist this one. Thanks, kaufman.

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Pyramiding Scheme Mom.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Hot mom.

Oh, you've already got that one covered.

[/mr.smooth]

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Poop.

i second this motion.

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i want to piss on you

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Why I'll Never Be A Baseball Mom by attitudechicka 4-08-04

Baseball is lame. The worst part is people don't realize it's lame until the seventh inning. What do you mean? Well, when you first get here, you're so busy stuffing your face, you don't notice how lame the actual game is. I do tend to get many snacks upon arrival. Plus, the vendors always come to you. And then around the seventh inning, when they give you that period to stretch, you realize you could just leave. I always wondered why people disappeared after that.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Haw! Chicka, you have any sisters?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

One in-law. But for the most part, I'm one of a kind. Some of my ideas for other "Mom" related comics aren't panning out (IE: aren't funny on paper) at the moment, I'll work on it.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Chicka, you have any clones?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Chess Mom by boorite 4-13-04

TEAR HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!

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What others say about boorite!

I love you, Boo.

And I'm really sorry you lost to my unborn son at chess.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

That comic was genius, boorite.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Embarassing Moments of a Parent by attitudechicka 4-20-04

Uh, Travis, are you having your "discovery time" now? What are you talking about, Mom? I'm just playing with myself. Oh God...

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Mediocrity at its most average.