Sorry KKP I only had time to do four. I'm not sure if this is what you were looking for but I tried.

Kid Rock show by crabby 4-01-04

MuthaFuckin Alishia Keys welcome to the Kid MuthaFuckin Rock show! Where'd you learn to play tha piano like that, ho? Well I began taking classical leasons at age 6... Damn bitch yur parents musta been rich as fuck! Damn, you remind me of a piano all Ebony & Ivory and shit! I told my agent I shouldn't do any shows on VH1. Bitch VH1 is street as fuck thas why they bring in tha MuthaFuckin Kid Rock! Join us next week when our guest will be Ru Paul!

Kid Rock show 2 by crabby 4-01-04

Ru Paul what is up! It's nice to have a real woman like yurself in tha muthafuckin house! Yeah...real woman! My producer tryin to tell me somethin....hold on! So what if she got a dick everybody got a dick! Everybody got a dick? I'm from the D everybody got a dick!

Kid Rock show 3 by crabby 4-01-04

Mutha Fuckin soccer sensation Freddy Adu whats up! I'm only 14! Bitch you 36 I know a midget when I see one! I play soccer. Well then you'll be good as suckin this dick wit out usin yur hands bitch! Kick ball.

Kid Rock show 4 by crabby 4-01-04

Mutha Fuckin Christmas in July what up Santa! Why you ain't neva bring me no shit growin up? Because you're a prick ass wigger and I hate you! What tha fuck Santa bring that Christmas Funk! You're Jewish! Damn Santa get tha fuck off my stage! Dirty jew.

*SCREAM!!!!*

Okay, now that I'm over the initial heart attack, that was really fucking funny. I give it two thumbs up...

Your butt.

Crabby, its everything i expected in one glorious series. Feel free to add to it whenever you can.

For those who want to know why it happened this way, i asked Crabby to follow up from these 5 after i kinda lost inspiration on how to finish the series.

Kid Rock! by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-01-04

Bawitdaba gdang gdang diggie diggie ... oh , hey dude. 'sup motherfucker. Wheres the beers and bitches at? What the fuck? Shit man, i need to lay off the drugs, im having Joe C flashbacks.

Kid Rock 2 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-01-04

YO! I made a lot of records in this 10 year career. And every record i ever made was blood, sweat, and motherfucking tears. Course, it was someone else blood, sweat, and motherfucking tears. But fuck it, wheres the ho's at.

Kid Cock by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-01-04

YO! I want every motherfucker in this building to give it up for my man Uncle Kracker! Yo! Kracker , been a while since you been on stage man. Whats the scoop? Well, i went solo, i was shit, and i ended up having sex with men for money to pay the bills. Faggot. Please love me.

Kid Shock by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-01-04

YO! Suit , what the fuck are you doing at my pad. I want bitches and ho's and top shelf mixed drinks. Im here to offer you a shot at redemption Mr Rock. See, your musics gone to shit, your careers fucked up, and your last rent check bounced. Yeh, well, thatll teach me to pay it with one of Pam's silicone implants. Whats your story suit. Its very simple. We need a chat show for the hyperactive, overaggressive 13-25 age bracket. And youre asking me why? Because Manson told me to fuck off.

Kid Glock by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-01-04

YO! So, whats the pay, and how do we play this motherfucker. Its a pretty simple premise. You get to sit in the studio and drink bourbon and talk unintelligible shit to other rock bands. Sounds like pretty much every scriptwriters meeting for Frazier. Im no corporate whore. No dice bitch The pay is $350k a series, and as much Heroin as you can cook in your soon to be very short life. "Kid Rock Live" .. i can see it now. I smell ratings. I smell a sponsorship nightmare, but fuck it, i swore id get even with Ted Turner, and fuck im going to do it.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

crabby was...funny? Funny and crabby? I thought those two were mutually exclusive!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Blasphemer!

Crabby is the single most naturally funny person ever to post on Stripcreator. His comics are utterly unpredictable and inevitably result in the reader spurting whichever liquid he/she was drinking at the time all over their keyboard/screen.

And im hoping he can play with the new idea i sent him earier.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Aw, damn, those were good.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Kid Rock show 5 by crabby 4-03-04

It's tha MuthaFuckin Kid Rock back again ya'll! Tonight's guest is Martha Stewart. Martha what yur bitch ass gonna do in jail? Well kid, I plan to spice it up by adding a small plant in the corner to give the room more flavor. Bitch you ain't gona get no plants in jail! No plants? But surely my vaporizer will be allowed in the cell. The only vaporizer you gona get is yur roomates cunt in yur mouth ho! HOLY SHIT!!!!! I'M TOTALLY NOT READY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!

Kid Rock show 6 by crabby 4-03-04

Damn Matha Stwewart street as fuck! Ain't no guest gonna be able to top that shit! Bitch you know who I am? You have any ideas how much shit i been throughth? Yeah yur a real hard ass wit yur ghetto lisp. Who let this guy on my MuthaFuckin Set? AHM FIFTHTY THENT, AHMN FIFTHTY THENT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well then lets party like it's yur birthday MuthaFucker!!!! I knew that shith would come back to haunt me.

Kid Rock show 7 by crabby 4-03-04

MuthFuckin Kid Rock here my next guest is fuckin important to me. His ass really inspired me to become an artist when I was growin up. MuthaFuckin Thomas Dolby! Actually my name is Bruce Moreland I was the bassist for Wall of Voodoo. I'm here to talk about our upcoming appearance on VH1's Bitch ass producer! You promised me a true thug like Thomas Dolby not no lame ass Bruce Moreland! I really don't need this. I've had a rough couple of years. My wife left me. Then later in an unrelated incident she caused me to go blind. I really don't need you to ridicule me. Yur wife left you blind huh? Did she blind you wit science? I'M NOT THOMAS DOLBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid Rock show 8 by crabby 4-03-04

MuthaFuckin Kid Rock here! Tonight we gona get political on yur ass! Tonights Guest is Mr. Vincente Fox! Good evening. Mr. President why don't you tell us the current state of your country. Well as of right now......... PLEASE SIR WE NEED A TAMALE UPDATE!!!!!! Our Tamale silos are currently at 3/4's their capacity.

Kid Rock show 9 by crabby 4-03-04

Tongights MuthaFuckin guest is someone I have alot of respect for. Tonight's guest is former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chrétien.good evening Mr. Chrétien. 1111 0001 0100 1110 What do you say to your opponents who criticized you for having a government with little vision, which reacted instead of acted? 1111 1100 0000 1111 1111 And to those that say you smell like a moose? 1011 1010 1101

Goddamit. Crabby Shoots ..... And its there, another winner from the Crabmeister. The turnaround jumpshot of comics. Magnificent.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

You made Jean Chretien talk legibly, which is incorrect.

Damn Yanks, wouldn't know Canada if it bit them in the ass.

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Poop.

That one was for kitty.

I should have gone with the orignal idea of him being a rogue robot who only spoke in binary code.

I was also going to call you a twit, until I realised you wrote "former" in there.

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Poop.