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World's Worst thing to say while on a vacation

You know the rules -- individual single-panel gags preferred.

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WW #11: Worst Things To Say On Vacation by umfumdisi 4-06-04

In Amish Country... Say, "Cheese!" In Paris, France... Don't nobody speak Anglish around here? In Eagle County, Colorado... Hi, I'm Kobe Bryant. Who wants to have sex?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

WW 11: This was just on my last vacation... by attitudechicka 4-06-04

Before you go... Can you help me pack? I can't seem to find my knee pads. In route... This is your captain speaking, we seem to be hitting quite a bit of minor turbulance. On Vacation... What are you so happy about? There's a salamander running up my leg.

I'll try to do better and non-caving related later.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

WW #11 -- VACATION BAD THINGS SAY by biped 4-06-04

1. Picnicking in the Grand Canyon Since you've already eaten, I suppose there's no point in telling you that I pee-peed in the potato salad. 2. Buying a souvenier T-shirt in France Oui, monsieur? Yeah, um...do you have one that says "Frogs are big, fat, cock-slurping fags"? 3. Seeking fashion advice in Afghanistan Excuse me, sir -- does this sports bra make my titties stick out too much?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

World Worst Things to Say When on Vacation. by smamurai 4-06-04

At the Vatican. Is the Pope a Catholic? Does a bear shit in the woods, my child! At the Rockies. Do bears shit in the woods? Is the Pope a Catholic, sonny-boy! In San Francisico. I thought travelling would widen my horizons but now I am just confused. Can you help me? My my! What a tight little horizon you have.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

World's Worst Things to Say on Vacation... IN NEW JERSEY!! by possums 4-06-04

About the "slightly inhabitable" environment... Excuse me... do you know what happened to all the oxygen around here? Oxy... what? At a restaurant... This is pretty good for dead rat! That's the clam chowder... Asking for directions... How does one get to the corner of daed bum and west hobo?

I knew this one would hit you close to home, Kauffy, ma boy.

World's Worst Things To Say On Vacation. by UnknownEric 4-06-04

Excuse me, sir, but is everybody in this city a faggot? Hey look, a bear! Let's get his attention! Excuse me, I'm a 18-year-old virgin from a small town without any money in her pocket. Can you help me? w00t!

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World's Worst Vacation Lines 1 by MikeyG 4-06-04

1 Used tampons in the woods? Aaah, just throw 'em anywhere. 2 This is the same exact room I took your sister's anal virginity in! 3 Hey, these woods are the same place I dumped my ex-girlfriend's body in!

World's Worst Vacation Lines 2 by MikeyG 4-06-04

I hope you brought a lot of cash. What, do I look like a bellhop? Carry your own fucking luggage! Can you go outside for like 2 hours? And try not to walk in here while I'm cheating on you with the Jamaican poolboy.

WORST Thing to say on Vacation by MikeyG 4-06-04

Time to go home.

World's Worst Vacation Lines 4 by MikeyG 4-06-04

1 God, I hope we all get to sleep in the same bed. 2 Have you ever wondered what the touch of another man might feel like? 3 Well, have you?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

WW #11 - DOUBLE-PLUS UNGOOD VACATION-SPEAK by biped 4-07-04

1. The Land of Milk, Honey, and Wolf Pee-Pee I think I left the water running. LONG LIVE BIG BROTHER! LONG LIVE BIG BROTHER! 2. The Gorge of Eternal Wolf Pee-Pee I think I left the toaster oven on. Mmm......toast. LONG LIVE BIG BROTHER! LONG LIVE BIG BROTHER! 3. Skylab (covered with wolf pee-pee) I think I left Skippy in his crib with a loaded AK-47 assault rifle. Who's Skippy? Oh, yeah...the baby. LONG LIVE BIG BROTHER! LONG LIVE BIG BROTHER!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WW#11: Oh, Fateful Day by Halcyon 4-07-04

Okay, Billy. I said you could pick where we go this vaction... So what where'll it be? TOBOR TESTING FACILITY, YEAH!!!

WW#11: [No Unifying Theme] by Halcyon 4-07-04

I'm SO glad to finally get out of that Catholic school and on vacation with you! In fact, I think I'll give you a celebratory blowjob!! ...And ruin my decade-long sexual dry spell?? I think not, sister! Well, seeing as it's your first time in our fair city, I guess I can let you off with a warning. You have a nice day. Don't you tell me what to do piggy, or I'll have your fat body in the trunk with the other one. Then there's vacationing like this dude, AthiestDiary... Hi, welcome to the Mason's "Most Christian Christmas Ever" Party. Are you on the list? Nah, I was just cock-feeding the baby Jesus in your nativity, and the "lil Athiest" caught a chill - Thought I'd warm him up in your mom.

World's Worst thing to say whilst on vacation by xxausrottenxx 4-08-04

France hi, is your name Harry Mc.Bentpenis? Afghanistan hi, are you osama bin laden? USA man, this place is da bomb!

Worlds worst thing to say while on vacation-2 by xxausrottenxx 4-08-04

England i actually think soccer is for fags Italy so, you guys gonna kick Sicily or what? Texas im thinking about voting for Kerry

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World Worst Thing To Say On Vacation by Ewwwww 4-08-04

Im sorry, Sir. We have a "No-Pun" policy here at McDonalds.

Worlds Worst Things To Say On Vacation 2 by Ewwwww 4-08-04

I think my penis just slipped out of my boxers.

Worlds Worst Things To Say On Vacation 3 by Ewwwww 4-08-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Worst Thing to Say on Vacation by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-09-04

Hmm. Doesnt look like it was in the Brochure. Tijuana, right? Falluja.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

WW #11 -- Best things to say on vacation -- NOT!!! LOL!!! by biped 4-09-04

1. The Middle East Wow, you people sure do stink. It's as though you all bathe not with soap and water, but with your own shit. 2. Tokyo, Japan Wow, you people sure do talk and act goofy. It's as though you were all a bunch of retarded baboons on speed. 3. Australia Wow, you people sure are a bunch of shit-for-brains doofuses. It's as though your fathers all fucked kangaroos.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WW#11: Worst things to say in a restaurant while on vacation by lukket 4-10-04

In India I'll want a big juicy beef steak! In Saudi Arabia Please flip me some sausage, eggs, bacon and spam! In the UK I'd like a good traditional English meal!

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Lukket, the third panel of your comic is a bit strange, in that most food over here gets advertised as "Good Traditional Fayre" in a lot of pubs and restaurants up and down the country.

What you should have put was "Id like something French please, as its far better than this english muck"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Lukket, the third panel of your comic is a bit strange, in that most food over here gets advertised as "Good Traditional Fayre" in a lot of pubs and restaurants up and down the country.

What you should have put was "Id like something French please, as its far better than this english muck"

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Lukket, the third panel of your comic is a bit strange, in that most food over here gets advertised as "Good Traditional Fayre" in a lot of pubs and restaurants up and down the country.

What you should have put was "Id like something French please, as its far better than this english muck"

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I think he meant that it would be bad for the person ordering the food, rather than being offensive to the person taking the order, because it might have eels and soggy french fries and stuff in it.

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WW #11: Vacation in the big city by maddog00 4-13-04

1 Bank-shmank. I like to carry all my money with me. 2 You look like a Blood...or are you a Crip? I get them confused. 3 Could you direct me to the nearest drug-infested whore house? I got some money to burn.

World's Worst 11: The Airport by possums 4-13-04

But this is a seeing-eye cat! I'm going to be reenacting The Passion on board. Yo.

Bronze Medal: lukket for "traditional English meal".

Silver Medal: possums for "reenacting The Passion".

Gold Medal: Ewwwww for "shit in my spacesuit".

And as a special crossover prize, the winning panel becomes the basis for FTC The Next!

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Gold Medal: Ewwwww for "shit in my spacesuit".

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Silver Medal: possums for "reenacting The Passion".

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