Hey! It's a Haiku time.

Republicans suck.
Rush Limbaugh eats monkey shit.
Yay Air America.

Tobor will cornhole
Every damn motherfucker.
RAAR! You better run.

Who is that right there?
Some kind of son of a god?
"Aha! It is me!"

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=128321&forum=14

nuff said by me.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

My Day So Far
by Ivy La Planta

I woke up today.
The birds were singing loudly.
I went back to bed.

Oh how I hunger.
Whiskey is not a very
Nutritious breakfast.

Time to go to work.
I forgot to do laundry.
I don't have clean pants.

Oh who gives a fuck?
Pants are too overrated.
Boorite is my god.

Angry evil cats
Steal my soul from the file box.
Their bowl is empty.

Haikthu by kaufman 5-15-01

I suck your brains out Gray flakes stuck in tentacles Save them for dessert

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Don't eat the sausage
it fell and and landed on poop.
Unless you like poop?

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Poop.

I log on today
making sucky lame comics
for all to vomit.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I think I like poop
Rabid_Weasle does also
Poop for both of us

Anyone else have to count the syllables on their fingers when they do these?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yes,I have to too. But too bad I cant even think of a topic.

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

quote:

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I think I like poop
Rabid_Weasle does also
Poop for both of us

Anyone else have to count the syllables on their fingers when they do these?

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quote:

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I think I like poop
Rabid_Weasle does also
Poop for both of us

Anyone else have to count the syllables on their fingers when they do these?

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Breeze tickles my legs
Sidewalk crowds part before me
My pants are at home

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What others say about boorite!

Digging in for gold.
An outstretched finger finds green.
Picking in traffic.

I stare at the wall.
Moments pass without danger.
Man, am I bored stiff.

Rotor turbines fly...
Can't generate gravitrons...
Ha Ha...what the fuck?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Five syllables here
Then seven syllables here
And then five again.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Five five five five five.
Seven seven seven sev.
Five five five five five.

Mikey G is dumb.
Very very dumb and slow.
Give him a dollar.

Possums eats my dung
Please do not give him my dung
Give me a dollar.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

A riddle -- what's brown
And sounds like a ringing bell?
DUNG! DUNG! DUNG! DUNG! DUNG!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A.R.S.G. left
A magnificent bastard
Now I am saddened

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Girl Scout knocks on door
Mr. Burns, unamused, says
"Smithers, release hounds"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

quote:

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A.R.S.G. left
A magnificent bastard
Now I am saddened

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I'm a good sister
I put a frog in your shoe
For much good humor

We need some danger
Boredom eats away our souls
You need a puppy

Haiku is fun, yes?
Restricting our sentences
Just to fit the words

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

quote:

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A riddle -- what's brown
And sounds like a ringing bell?
DUNG! DUNG! DUNG! DUNG! DUNG!

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Poop jokes are funny
Especially when the poop
Is on someone else.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I think if I ever start an alias, it will be as Captain Haiku, who only talks and makes comics in Haikus. Or Captain Couplets, who... ahh you get the point.

Or Captain Epic Poems, who only says things or makes comics in real, real long epic poems that go on for pages and pages like "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" or "Kubla Khan" or "The Day Woofy Ate Dad's Shorts While He Was Taking A Nap On The Couch."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Or Captain Epic Poems, who only says things or makes comics in real, real long epic poems that go on for pages and pages like "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" or "Kubla Khan" or "The Day Woofy Ate Dad's Shorts While He Was Taking A Nap On The Couch."

Or Perhaps Captain
Sonet, Major Gilgamesh
Fo shnizle, Fizzle.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.