HELP!!! I have to come up with ideas for an assessment that we're taking next year. the topic is supposed to be about wordly affairs and things like that. We have to come up with threee differemt topics. My friend is doing an anti-smoking campaign and nutrition (its a technology assessment by the way, making web sites and excel docs and crap like that). I already have one topic on the war....Ideas please?

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Cunts.

Thanks but we aren't allowed to use the same topic as another person, David is already doing that.

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The environment
The economy
Lunch meats

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I say you do a different spin on cunts. Call them twats. Or vaginalaters. Maybe you can even call them coochies.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

you should do a pro-smoking campaign. ya know, just for the balance. i'll be on your poster--i look cool when i'm takin' a drag. (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

whaddaya know? i just reminded myself of one of my very first comics.

Now for a Public Service Announcement by habnem 8-04-01

Hey Joey, wanna go smoke some pot? It'll be great! Yeah! Everyone I know says that smoking pot is great! I'm really excited to try it! This comic strip brought to you by the American Coalition For Having Lots and Lots of Fun.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

This issue was very important to me 6 or 7 months ago.

Public Service Announcement (1) by mmyers 11-21-03

Hi, I'm Sheriff Herb Friendly. 57% of all auto accidents are caused by drunk driving, 16% are caused by improper driving, and 69% of fatalities are caused from not wearing seatbelts. Honestly, we've given up on trying to get you guys not to do those things, they're just too much fun. So instead, let's turn elsewhere. 3% of all traffic accidents are caused by balloons. Please, don't drive with a balloon in the car, and if you must, please tie the balloon to the antenna. Balloons can choke and distract you with their wacky shapes and fun colors.

Public Service Announcement (2) by mmyers 11-21-03

Balloons, while seemingly tame and friendly in their native habitat (supermarkets and clown stores), can turn freakish and agitated when confined. Balloons have been known to obscure vision and hamper steering wheel manuverability in ...wa...quit looking at me like that! Stay away! AHH!

Also, nicejohnson, may I suggest all of the hormones and such that are put in to meats as a subject.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

There's a retiree in Bangor who has eaten nothing but magnesium supplements for 35 years. Why not do a project on him?

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What others say about boorite!

Have you considered cooties? Or maybe something about how boys are "yucky", another good idea would be the already mentioned lunch meats topic.

I think it's a little passed 20 minutes.

That's a terrible topic, Boinky.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

That's a terrible topic, DX.

SUCK MY BULBOUS, VEINY WANG.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

No.

I'll give you a nickel.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Ok.

Hooray!! Anyone got a nickel?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Can someone make this thread go away?

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You know you totally missed me!

Theoretically, I have the power to make this thread go away. How much are we talking here?

i've just gotten an idea for a good part-time job: thread bumper.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I might have a wooden nickel.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yes.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Can someone make my rectal welts go away?

Yes.

Darn you, Kaufman! What's wrong with a guy tryin' to make a profit every once in a while?