It's good to see Pauly Shore take on something a little lighter for a change, and casting Ernest Borgnine as the love interest was a stroke of brilliance. But I could have done without the big production number. If I wanted to see Muppets doing a Jesus Christ Superstar medley on snowboards, I'd book a vacation in Branson.

Pat Boone was chilling as His Majesty Beelzebub.

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Boorite's Chat with Possums.. uh... Physics by possums 4-13-04

It's good to see Pauly Shore take on something a little lighter for a change, and casting Ernest Borgnine as the love interest was a stroke of brilliance. Ha ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

Poor, poor possums. I hope someday you get boorite's humor, because there is a world of wonder in there that you are missing. Boorite, you should write for the Onion.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I get it now, in hindsight, but I was just confused as fuck, as I usually am.

When I read that, it reminded me of Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

They're poor, poor, PosSUMS!

Open their bags and catch FOOD in them so you can survive! First one to die of starvation loses!

Malnourished Malnourished Marsupials.

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isn't this pretty much always the case?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

isn't this pretty much always the case?

Not if they have the most toys.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

isn't this pretty much always the case?

Not if they have the most toys.

When I met you, Biped, I hated your guts. But now, You're on my favorites page.

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When I met you, Biped, I hated your guts. But now, You're on my favorites page.

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biped, I went from liking you to loathing you to wanting your babies to thinking it would be fun to set your mom on fire to skipping merrily throughout your house in your underwear while you're in the shower.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that, I could dedicate the rest of my life to wandering around the park making "choo-choo" sounds and passing out ground beef to hippies, and then barking at them.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone doing that... I'd have some spare change.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

If I had a wooden nickel for every time DragonXero had some spare change, I'd probably be sitting dressed like a crouton in the meat case at a grocery store asking passing grannies to rub herbs and garlic into my armpits.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.