Thanks again to kaufman for the zinger, which I will now casually mention in all future conversations in order to impress the girls.

This is my first FTC so I hope I was able to come up with one that adequately serves its purpose.

To make things simple, anything goes except photoshop.
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Awards List (Paste at judging)

FTC 32: Template by biped 4-21-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....

Judging will be a week from today, barring some unseen occurrence.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Given the nature of the template, that would seem a certainty. When will the judging really be?

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Judging will indeed be a week from today, if I can see my way to doing it at that time.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC32: Much better by maddog00 4-21-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Much better. Uh, I'd watch the warm spot.

FTC32: I found the height option by maddog00 4-21-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... What the...eh, might as well be a toilet.

FTC32: Cop out by maddog00 4-21-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Oh, officer..I didn't know. I was blind and thought you were the toilet and... Suuure...that's what they all say.

FTC32: Hollywood Is Out Of Ideas. by UnknownEric 4-21-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... American Pie 4: Coming this summer. Cut! We already pissed on Stiffler in the second one. Let's come up with a new humiliation for him.

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I has a flavor!

FTC #32: Shower Me With Your Love by AtheistDiary 4-21-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Dat'll be fi dolla, prease!

I Love Cross Dressers, er I Mean Cross OVERS by AtheistDiary 4-21-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... My dog is dead?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FTC #32: I'm very sorry, Mr. Bundy... by NooniePuuBunny 4-21-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... EEP! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to pee on you. I get these spells of temporary blindness and... Is that a knife?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

FTC #32: Making a total ass out of myself. by NooniePuuBunny 4-22-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... OMG!! I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO PEE ON YOU! No! Wait... I liked it... in fact, I want you to sit on my face and let a big butt-blaster ripple across my skin...

FTC #32: Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind... by NooniePuuBunny 4-22-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... I dont know about your world, Earthling... But where we come from, peeing on someones face is a direct insult... Prepare to be evaporated...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

FTC #32 by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 4-22-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....

FTC #29: "My Husband Was Never House Trained" by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 4-22-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Je-rry! Je-rry! Je-rry! Today, on Springer...

Wow. 29. What the fuck am I talking about?

FTC 32: Relief Pitcher by kaufman 4-22-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... And in other news, there was dancing in the streets today when a spokesman for Anheuser-Busch reported that the shortage of Budweiser that has plagued our nation was finally over.

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FTC32: Inspired by Kaufman's Pun-a-licious Title by UnknownEric 4-22-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... And I think this is a first, ladies and gentlemen, as someone is currently pissing into the Yankees dugout... Ahhhhh....

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I has a flavor!

FTC-Divine Urinations by xxausrottenxx 4-22-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... And on the 8th day, god created acid rain whoops...

i just realized biped hasnt been around long enough to find this funny

FTC- the THC of stripcreator by xxausrottenxx 4-22-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... oh, so thats how jizz turrets work

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FTC 32: Bad luck by CowTipper 4-22-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Aw man...

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

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i just realized biped hasnt been around long enough to find this funny

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He does. He even laughed at my cock. But then I'm used to that.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FTC 32: Asparapiss by shark_energy 4-23-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... That's funny, I don't remember eating asparagus *sniff* *sniff*

FTC 32: Urine accounts for 16.5% of all aquarium water by shark_energy 4-23-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Will you please stop ruining my side of the tank?

FTC 32: Wet Dreams by shark_energy 4-23-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... The next morning... Jason, that's the 5th bedsheet you've ruined this week! Sorry Ma!

FTC 32: Priests care for their choirboys by shark_energy 4-23-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Regardless of the reasons you exposed yourself and peed on my shoes, I demand you come with me to my living quarters so I can dab you down...

FTC 32: On a massive bender by shark_energy 4-23-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Hell yeh buddy! You wanna add some poo poo to that wee on my hand?

FTC 32: Milky Milky 5 Dollar by shark_energy 4-23-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... I'll assume that was sex wee big boy...

Definition of a toilet by Elvis_Steel 4-23-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Err, Mr President sir, thats not a toilet, thats Mr Cheney's mouth

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Can't you see they're laughing at you not with you????

FTC 32: Hit the Loo, Jack by kaufman 4-23-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... ... in Jack Henderson leads to the sensation of bladder fullness. Excellent. Now let's try something different. I want you to turn Ray Charles' eyesight on.

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FTC#23: Doctor Doctor by fzh 4-21-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Hey, is that you doc? Thanks for the Urine sample. I'm sorry, but I think you're permenently blind this time.

FTC32: Best death scene in a movie, ever by qwertyuio 4-23-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Lara Roxx? I'm so sorry! Now you've done it literally as well as figuratively.

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'