This thread is a home for little orphan comics that aren't part of a series, and aren't really special enough to merit their own thread, but would get lost in the shuffle and fade unread into obscurity if you didn't post them somewhere.

FOUL BALLS by biped 5-01-04

Hey mister, do you like football? No. A fifty-yard overtime field goal attempt hit me right in the balls once. Oh. Do you like baseball? No. A hard line drive into center field in the ninth inning with the bases loaded hit me right in the balls once. Oh. Well, then...how about bowling? No. No, I really, really hate bowling.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

There's already a thread like this one here.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Yes, but this one goes to eleven.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Aliens Are Dickheads by biped 5-02-04

PUNY HUMANS, YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR OUR SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY AND INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY. PREPARE TO -- Oh, shut up. WHAT? YOU DARE TELL ME TO SHUT UP? YOU PUNY HUMAN -- Fuck you. That "puny humans" shit gets real old after a while, dickhead. And you can take your whiz-bang technology and your whoop-te-doo intellect, and shove 'em straight up your fucking ass. BUT...WE CAN ABDUCT YOU AND ADMINISTER ANAL PROBES... So, you're like a high-tech gay prostitute who makes house calls. Golly whillickers, Mr. Intellect.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.