Sorry if this already exists. I thought it would be fun to see a wide variety of around-the-cooler-backstage-at-stripcreatorland kind of comics. Like so...

One day around the cooler... by Spankling 5-05-04

I'm the master of my domain! When I say jump my girl asks how hi! You don't say... Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife? I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees. Wow! What happened then? She said, "Get out from under the bed and fight like a man."

But maybe funnier.

Any wanna play?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Rated = Good. May make comics later if I have any ideas.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

The Water Cooler Boys by biped 5-06-04

So...how's the new butt creme working out? Please...not so loud. I'd rather people didn't -- Butt creme!!! BUTT CREME!!! You BASTARD.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Butt creme... he he he...

Branching out now...

Cooler than ever by Spankling 5-06-04

This location sucks! Yeah! No action! Let's try that white hallway again!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Water Cooler Boys by biped 5-06-04

My new diet seems to be working. I think I'm finally starting to lose a few pounds. You didn't lose them...they're just hiding behind you. You're part of the reason I'm bulemic.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Water Cooler Physics by boinky33 5-07-04

One day at the office So then I said, "Johnson, if I don't have that report in by monday, consider yourself fired!" Ha, Ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

Water Cooler by kaufman 5-07-04

Water cooler. Indeed.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The Water Cooler Boys by biped 5-07-04

Boy, I hate that guy. He's always making fun of me. Never a nice thing to say...always something derogatory or insulting. Don't have a cow, man!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This comic was about the water cooler, so what the hey.

Filing Clerk, VIP (2) by mmyers 4-26-04

Hey KHHAAAAANNNNNNN, what the hell is that thing? It's a watercooler. I know you guys like to chat and drink water and I thought it's a great team builder so I got us one. Fine, I found it on the side of the road. Don't drink out of the left nossel because a cat was trying to fuck it when I dragged it away.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

The Water Cooler Boys by biped 5-07-04

Heh, heh! So then we -- I'm pregnant. Whoa. Sucks to be you, dude.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Cool baggin by Spankling 5-07-04

If I weren't so drunk I'de wipe that smirk off yer face!

That's comic 228800 - only 22 from 228822. Who will get it?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Water Cooler Boys by biped 5-07-04

I've been drinking a lot more since my girlfriend left me. I saw her yesterday. She said she'd finally stopped drinking after she left you. What's that supposed to mean? Oh, nothing. It's just funny how things even out sometimes. Especially since you're such an incredible dickhead.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Battle by niteowl 5-07-04

I claim this water cooler for the Union! Oh yeah? Well, I claim this water cooler for the Confederacy! I suppose we should get back to our desks, eh? You first.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

To the rescue... by lukket 5-08-04

I have an expert with me. Would it improve the president's chances of re-election, if he let Donald Rumsfeld go? I... I don't know... I don't really have an opion You must have some sort of opion? I think I've got an idea... So?... Don't you think Dubya should let Rummie go. Those disgusting pictures from Iraq surely made my stomach turn inside out. Don't you just hate that?

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troelsea at gmail dot com

The Water Cooler Boys by biped 5-08-04

You know that new girl in the office? The really homely one who looks sort of like Lon Chaney? Oh, yeah. She's a real dog all right, heh-heh. What about her? I heard she's got the clap. Oh, FUCK ME.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A Day At The Canadian Office by Rabid_Weasle 5-09-04

Hey! Did you see the beer tap they installed over there! Pretty sweet, eh? That's not a beer tap, that's a water cooler. Oh... I thought they were putting American beer in there.

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Poop.

The Water Cooler Boys by biped 5-11-04

I like the new water cooler. It's really neat. It should be. It came out of Hitler's ass. Hitler's ass? Yep. He just ate all the different parts, drank ten gallons of water, and shit a water cooler. And there it is.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A nod to the wonderful mmyers in the title here

Mysteries of the Vegan Unknowable by smamurai 5-14-04

National Vegan Society Headquarters... You're fucking firing me? I thought this was a volunteer position? We're all fed up of your purile pranks Brad, and last week you were spotted eating a hot-dog. Pranks? I don't know what you mean. Anyway most guys in here eat meat every day. That's nonsense, I speak for myself and most of our staff when I say I haven't eaten meat in decades. Oh yeah? Try telling that to the sea-monkeys I put in the water-cooler last week. See this is what I'm talking about.

Sea-Monkey Adventures by smamurai 5-14-04

I saw it first. Everything we find we give to the King. Shit! What is it? It's just a candy wrapper. I knew it wasn't a dollar bill. Lets get back before my face cracks.

Sea-Monkey Adventures by smamurai 5-14-04

Do it! No! Come on man! No! I will order a code-red on your pussy ass if you don't abseil to ground zero right now. *sobs*

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

That 'splains it by Spankling 5-14-04

Tit-fuck fairy! Long time no see! Hi Spanky. So... where have you been? I missed seeing you. Spanky? Yes? Have you noticed that you only see me after drinking out of that water cooler?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Trump Physics by Rabid_Weasle 5-14-04

One day at the office... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! Ya fired!

This made me giggle. I'm a bad person.

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Poop.

Frankenhorse by biped 5-22-04

I'm Frankenhorse! I was stitched together from dead horse bodies, and then brought back to life! You dummy! You weren't brought back to life! You've always been alive! But I thought the doctor said I was born dead! No! He said you were "brain-dead!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Smam , those "Sea Monkey Adventures" comics REALLY need to be made into a complete series. They have a truly infinite comedy potential.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

That's Entertainment! by kaufman 6-08-04

I saw that there are going to be a lot of interesting shows at Wolf Trap this summer. Oh, really? Like what? Well, there's the Irish Tenors, and Cyndi Lauper, and B.B. King, and a production of "The King and I," starring Sandy Duncan. hmmmmm ... That WOULD be interesting, seeing her with her head shaved.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The Twilight Zone Water Cooler Boys by biped 6-17-04

He was a BAD man! So I turned him into a WATER COOLER! A water cooler that still has HIS BAD FACE! It...it's GOOD that you done that to Dan, Anthony! It's VERY good! Now send it into the cornfield, Anthony! PLEASE, son...send it into the cornfield! I can't, Dad! It's stuck to the background!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Water Cooler Boys by biped 12-04-04

Well, another typical day around the watercooler. Bill, have I ever told you that I was gay? Urp...er...no... I often think about you when I masturbate. Last night I imagined you bent over naked, teasing me with your sweet, gaping asshole. My orgasm was incredible.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.