Mmm, the second compo I've won in a week! The topic for this one is simple but has a broad reach:

World's Worst thing to say on your last day, be that in school, high school, university, at your job or even on your death bed.

Judging will be in about a week. So good bye from me for now. Some of you I'll miss, but then I never was a very good shot...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I have the honor of going first. Yay.

WW16: High School Daze by maddog00 5-11-04

Last day high school I went 4 years of cheating and never got caught, isn't that right, Mr. G. Last day high school Jim...you're getting an A in English...and a son. Last day high school Remember the time I lit your desk on fire and left you death threats, Mr. G? That was funny.

WW16: Last Day on the Job by alienpantsyndrome 5-11-04

Catchick's last day at work. You make me BANGI-OH Mighty longtime! I see... But, pardon meow, you douchbag number one big time. Douchbag ichiban no kai. Uh huh.... Kittycat purr bag boucoup star you make water in pancake song. Dig grave make home, bye bye! You realize, of course, there will be no letter of recommendation for you, right?

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Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and I'll just laugh at you.

WW 16: On Your Last Day Before Getting Married by biped 5-11-04

I hope you don't mind -- I invited Debbie to go to Niagra Falls with us. The threesome thing with your mom -- was that a "no" or a "maybe"? This is great timing -- I'm almost 100% gonorrhea-free.

WW 16: On Your Last Day Before Getting Married by biped 5-11-04

No more stray pussy for me, baby. Starting tomorrow. That hooker at my bachelor party reminded me...of you, darling. You'll love the wedding ring I picked out for you, sweetheart. It came out of Hitler's ass.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WW #14: On my deathbed... by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 5-11-04

I lowered my cholesterol! I saved on my car insurance by switching to Geico. I can't breathe AND my nipples are hard. How much worse can life get?

WW #14: Last day of virginity by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 5-11-04

Dear, I bought you some condoms and a cute little two-piece to match. Stick with me and you won't break a nail. You'll just break a sweat. ...sittin' in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

WW 16: Virginity, Single, BA-A-A-A! by AtheistDiary 5-12-04

Virginity Look, we're both virgins, so let's just skip the foreplay, you swallow this roofie, and me and the 5 guys hidden in the closet will get it over with. Before the Wedding You knew about my anal fetish, right? Last Day of ... well ... I'll bet nothing will happen to my prescious man-meat if I shag this sexy beast!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Brad is awesome. by Oriana 5-13-04

Would you loan me $200? Uh, no. It's to travel to someone's house and kick them in the teeth. Oh, in that case, yes definitely.

Those were the best days of my life...

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What brad thinks of Oriana: sweet my money bell went off

WW #16: Last day of Virginity (Yeah...right...) by NooniePuuBunny 5-13-04

1. Sooo...How do you feel about oral? 2. Just promise me you won't laugh. 3. You will? Sweet! I didn't think that line would work!!! Man, you are so gullable!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

WW#16: I Can't Believe No One Did This Yet by attitudechicka 5-14-04

Stripcreator.com... bunnerabb> I am leaving forever. JrnymnNate> I'm leaving 4-ever. mAAk> I'm leaving forever... starting tomorrow.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You forgot to make bunner talking out of his ass.

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Poop.

WW16 : What Would Gert Verhaeyen Do? by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 5-14-04

I know you love my Scottish accent, and you went out with me to have a token scottish boyfriend , but i confess , im actually Belgian. Fuck!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

WW#16: A predisposition for clothing by fzh 5-14-04

Last day as a a catholic school student... I love a girl in uniform! Last day as a a catholic school teacher... I love a girl in uniform! Last day of your life... I love a girl in uniform!

World's Worst 16 by possums 5-16-04

On the last day of someone's life... I always liked dad better. On the last day of virginity... Latex? No, I prefer lambskin. On the last day of work... (after being fired) What severance package?

World's Worst Thing to Say on the Last Day of Your Life by possums 5-16-04

SOOO, MR. VEGAN.... YOU IS FAN OF SAID BACON?

WW-the last day.. by xxausrottenxx 5-16-04

fast food man i have this really weird red goo on my nuts and i keep on touching it but it just comes back so i can never stop touching my nuts...sorry, you need any ketchup? the office hey boss, you know whats real funny is how i cleared the systems's memory downloading warcraft on the computer stripcreator you rule!

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xx( o Y o. )xx

THE HOUR OF RECONINGK DRAWS NEER.

Correct.

In fact it's been and gone while you were all asleep.

3rd Place: possums
2nd Place: Oriana
1st place: OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

A Winnar is joo. Thanks for playing, everyone who entered.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

... wow. April Fool's, right?

My guess is that the fish with the hard nipples was the deciding factor.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You'd be right.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.