I have tasted water as sweet as honey from a pine forest stream, but have never tasted anything in a burger joint that made me want to take second bite.

I have heard children laughing like angelic seagulls, but have never heard public leaders sound like anything but thieves.

I have seen inseams that deserved to be worshipped, but have never seen reality TV.

I have smelled the thick musk of a lover's rump, but have never longed for oxygen.

I have touched the face of the blind, but have never visualized with my fingers.

I can't tell if it's the red wine or if I'm just stupid. Somebody make fun of this shit. Or did I already in posting it?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Spankling is wasted!

obligatory insomnia post before a test

You make me sick.

sometimes i'd like to come back here but everyone hates who i was, and are too ignorant to recognize change

that was a shot at you crabby, you can put down the gun now

Maybe if you'd change for the better instead of only complaining about the same thing every time you post...

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Batman created by Bob Kane

i take it back

some of you were cool

most of you are unfunny

and the thing i like most about this site is the senority status i have over alot of people

call me a megalomaniac

---- i made this post before dcom made his, so its not aimed at him

i left on friendly terms, i thought

i was just bored and wanted to say hi

first thing that happens is my good friend crabby says "you make me sick"

horay!

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most of you are unfunny

and the thing i like most about this site is the senority status i have over alot of people

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hi2u nate

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Batman created by Bob Kane

i like your comic about me dcom seriously

this one?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'm good.

Why I Hate JrnymnNate by dcomposed 12-13-03

* Now talking in #stripcreator nate: hi2u dcomposed: Hi nate. nate: stfu nate: that said bbmlsitfbye2u

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Whoever put "I was a teenage were-fag..." in Nate's comments is a genius.

i never got that comment

Maybe, if you'd stop referring to yourself as a teenage were-fag people wouldn't mention it.

i only come out when there's an absence of faggotry on this board

i sensed it with the force

btw do you have irc or what?

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btw do you have irc or what?

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i hear its the hippest new std and im burnin for you

meh that was weak

see you in a few monthes

If I am Jewish then why is it that every time I wake up I chant a Viking chat and pray to the breakfeast harmonica of Allah/Jesus?

alcohol abuse = nicht gut

what

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Blue is the color of victory.

You're Mexican?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I have tasted water as sweet as honey from a pine forest stream, but have never tasted anything in a burger joint that made me want to take second bite.

Forest stream water gives me the runs, but I love fast food with a passion, including McDonald's.

I have heard children laughing like angelic seagulls, but have never heard public leaders sound like anything but thieves.

When I hear children laughing, I tell the pesky little bastards to shut the fuck up.

I have seen inseams that deserved to be worshipped, but have never seen reality TV.

I would kiss a purty gal's foot while watching "The Joe Schmo Show."

I have smelled the thick musk of a lover's rump, but have never longed for oxygen.

I only really like the smell of my own farts.

I have touched the face of the blind, but have never visualized with my fingers.

I like to visualize Shakira's ass when I'm touching myself.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You're Mexican?

Terrible.