Welcome to FTC #35!

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FTC 35: Template by kaufman 5-17-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved!

Judging in about a week.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC 35: Para-Pooper by biped 5-17-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! Man lodged in Rosie O'Donnell's asshole. Details at ten.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 35: Robots in the Mist by Gabu 5-17-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! NO. I HAVE COME TO LAUGH AT PUNY HUMAN WITHOUT FLIGHT CAPABILITY. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

FTC 35: The Wizard of the Boeing 757 by Gabu 5-17-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! He landed on the Wicked Witch of the East! We're saved! YAAAAAAAY!

No, I don't know either.

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Blue is the color of victory.

FTC #35: The Grass Isn't ALWAYS Greener by The_Kingpin 5-17-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! I'm Britney Spears! Welcome to my concert! Damn it, I thought it was a cushion. I should have stayed on the plane.

FTC 35: The next plane hijacking or an honest mistake? by fzh 5-17-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! Later, at Guantanamo Bay.... You thought that if you landed on Bush nobody would care? What were you thinking? Now Cheney's the president!

Well I *was* gunna enter, but I could never out do this one. Congrats, Biped, I think you've won again!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

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Well I *was* gunna enter, but I could never out do this one. Congrats, Biped, I think you've won again!

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FTC35: Clause by maddog00 5-18-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! Who would've ever thought there'd be a fat guy in a red suit out here for a nice soft landing.

FTC35: Snowball's chance by maddog00 5-18-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! You're early. I'll have to thank JC for this. Shit. Maybe not.

FTC 35: Prat falls by MikeyG 5-18-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! ....and that's how I wound up having sex with Julia Roberts. Man, you always manage to fall into their laps!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Inspired by Biped

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Curses! I've got to stop inspiring the competition.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC35 Deja Voe by Zegota 5-18-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! Not THIS plane again!

FTC35: Must see movie first by Zegota 5-18-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! It's true Phillip, we all float down here. Uh-Oh

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

FTC:35 by SheMonsterO 5-18-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! Shit...

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FIRETIGER: SheMonsterO

FTC35 Sorry, it's late by Zegota 5-18-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! This place is great, who are you? I'm Cat Astrophe

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

*gasp!* SheMonsterO! You must be psychic!
(or stealing my ideas LOL)

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FTC 35: Fourth Wally by MikeyG 5-20-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! Shit, I fell out of the comic.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

FTC #35: Probably A Blonde Moment by Project_Spam 5-20-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! Oh, silly me! That's the ground. Darn. I think I'm still screwed.

FTC 35: Poop Chute by biped 5-20-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! Painful anal probes? No problem!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I've already went for most political, now I'm trying to corner funniest comic to nerds. Soon I will rule the world! Mwa ha ha ha!!!

FTC 35: Roleplay!!! by fzh 5-23-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! Jeez! You can't just say you land on a trampoline! First you need to roll to see if there is a trampoline, then you need to roll to see if you land on it, and THEN you need to roll to see if it helps!

So this is it: We're all going to fly ...

Best Use of Python

Goes to: John Cleese

For obvious reasons.

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: Project_Spam

For the Comic:

FTC #35: Probably A Blonde Moment by Project_Spam 5-20-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! Oh, silly me! That's the ground. Darn. I think I'm still screwed.

Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: biped

For the Comic:

FTC 35: Para-Pooper by biped 5-17-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! Man lodged in Rosie O'Donnell's asshole. Details at ten.

Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to:

For the Comic:

FTC 35: The next plane hijacking or an honest mistake? by fzh 5-17-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! Later, at Guantanamo Bay.... You thought that if you landed on Bush nobody would care? What were you thinking? Now Cheney's the president!

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: yeah, fzh

For the Comic:

FTC 35: Roleplay!!! by fzh 5-23-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! Jeez! You can't just say you land on a trampoline! First you need to roll to see if there is a trampoline, then you need to roll to see if you land on it, and THEN you need to roll to see if it helps!

Most Sexual

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic:

FTC 35: Prat falls by MikeyG 5-18-04

Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out. Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved! ....and that's how I wound up having sex with Julia Roberts. Man, you always manage to fall into their laps!

Most Ironic

Goes to: Gabu

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 35: Robots in the Mist']

Best Pun

Goes to: me. Deal with it.

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 35: Prat falls']

Most Obscure

Goes to: Zegota

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC35: Must see movie first']
Put it this way: I don't even know what movie I didn't see.

The Tobor Award For funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 35: Fourth Wally']

Best Title

Goes to: biped

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 35: Poop Chute']

Most Similar

Goes to: Everyone who mentioned an anal function. And be sure to pick up a spare Tobor Award or two on the way out.

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For the Comic: STINKY!
I said you could use the Props directory, not the Poops directory.

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: Zegota

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC35 Sorry, it's late']

The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 35: Prat falls']
Andy's maw's name is not spelled, "Julia Roberts."

Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: Gabu

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 35: The Wizard of the Boeing 757']

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For the Comic: STINKY!

More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: fzh

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 35: Roleplay!!!']

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: fzh

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 35: Roleplay!!!']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: biped

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 35: Poop Chute']

Psychic Award

Goes to: Anyone who didn't enter

Because I didn't bother to come up with one.

Bonus Award

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For: STINKY!

Creativity Award

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 35: Fourth Wally']

Zinger Award (And the elected host of FTC 36)

Goes to: Zegota

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC35 Deja Voe']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Wow, for awards, including bronze! I'm pleased. Congrats Zegota.

Wow, both of my comics won an award. I thought they sucked.

And yes, congratulations to Zegota.

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Blue is the color of victory.

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Wow, both of my comics won an award. I thought they sucked.

And yes, congratulations to Zegota.

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Woohoo, first competition I enter since my long absence and kapow! I win.
BOOYAH! In Dee Face!

New FTC coming up as soon as I think of one.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 35: Prat falls']
Andy's maw's name is not spelled, "Julia Roberts."

I thought she changed it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.