I think I'm in another dimension or something...I won something. Wow. Ok, here's the topic.

I'm feeling kind of hungry, so let's make this the World's worst thing to say in a culture-oriented restaurant. Example: Chinese, Italian, Mexican, etc.

The burning of my eyes (AKA judging) will be in about a week.

No, Noonie, you can't enter.

L-escargo and make some comics, yo.

;_; Awwww...

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Worst Thing to Say at an Ethnic Restaurant by possums 5-19-04

Asian Your food sucky sucky, even if it IS only for fie dolla! Ha ha! Mexican Didn't I see you at McDonald's before? Swedish First you take-a da biscuit... den you take-a da bang bang!

Expect about 80 more entries out of me by the time this contest is through.

Ahhh... it pays to have a racist extended family.

Apologies to Possums for the similarity in our first jokes. I did it before I saw yours, honestly.

WW17: The Customers From Heck. by UnknownEric 5-19-04

CHINESE Yeah, uhh, I'd like the "sucky sucky fie dollah special" please. SPANISH Dude, where are the burritos? MIDDLE EASTERN Does the Justice Department know about this little operation?

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WW 17: The Verbally-Maladroit Gourmand by biped 5-19-04

Kosher I'd like a bacon cheeseburger and a milkshake, please! OY GEVALT! Korean I just found "Lucky"s dog tags in my pulgoki. Ooo, you win plize! Flee dish gimbap! Mexican Is the restroom sanitary? Si, that is where we store our beef.

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WW17 by possums 5-19-04

Russian Oh, I'll have the jumbo meal. There's more of it to love! Italian One dollar?! For a salad?! That's an offer I *CAN'T* refuse! I feel like half a fag already! French Hey! Garcon! Garcon means "boy," asshole.

Will the Pulp Fiction references ever cease? Yes. Yes they will.

WW 17: To Say at an Ethnic Restaurant by KamikazeBob 5-19-04

Indian Restaurant Well I'm in America so your stupid customs about cows doesn't matter! ... a taco, and two burritos. That's all. For the last time, this is a Middle East restaurant, not Taco Bell. I want the god damn schnozberries!

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World War 17?? Sie Sind Alle Kaputt!!! by Zegota 5-19-04

For an apitizer I'd like some Croustades, then as first course some mushrooms in snail butter. As a main course I want Brochette Dijon Flambé, and go heavy on the Drambuie. Finally, for desert, I'd like Gataux aux amandes. Yes sir, one Big Mac coming up. Can you make that to go please.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

World's Worst Thing To Say In A Restaurant by Rabid_Weasle 5-19-04

Oh god! You just sprayed warm, sticky clam chowder, aaaall over my face!

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Poop.

World's Worst #17: Some Fancy French Dining by SheMonsterO 5-19-04

Here iz Die check fer you, my kindly sir. Is everything alright, How much was the bill? 158 dollars and 22 cents... How are we going to pay for this?! We only have 12 dollars combined! How much do you think they have in their "Give A Penny,Take a Penny?"

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WW 17: Uncouth Utterances by Gabu 5-19-04

French Yeah, I'll have the, uh... poo-lut... frihtt. Je déteste les Américains baisant... Korean Hey, do we get a free Starcraft CD with each meal? German YOUR FOOD HEIL

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Blue is the color of victory.

Jodgeeng vill bee tomarro und it vill bee later in zee nacht.

Keep crackin, eggs.

WW 17: Subway, Eat French! by AtheistDiary 5-25-04

Befo' yew ordear I moost tell yew dat we dew not a'zerve Yeer Kind 'ere. YOU RACIST CRACKA! You got beat up again? What eez de problem, mon ami? Deez Americans don't understand dat Yeer Kind is a brand of food dat 'as been banned from our rest'raunt! merde

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

World's Worst Thing to say in a _______ Restaurant 1 by MikeyG 5-25-04

Italian Gimme some extree maree-naree sauce on them spagetti-os, pardner! Chinese Do you serve dog? Mexican Give-o me-o a damn-o beer-o, Pedro.

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WW 17: Foreign Restaurant Things That Are Bad To Say by biped 5-25-04

Swedish Today's special -- free blowjob with every meal. Can I substitute that for a couple of extra meatballs? Mexican Will there be anything else, senorita? Yes -- please make sure that the fat, sweaty guy in the kitchen handles all of my food. Chinese My chow mein has roaches in it. Dose not roach -- dose Mandarin jumping chestnut.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WW17 by possums 5-26-04

Stripcreatorian This corn has a hole in it! Dutch I'll have the Faith an' Bigora, with a side of Oo-dee-doo! Greek I piss on your small child!

WW 17-one for the poonanie by xxausrottenxx 5-26-04

ah shit.. im little rusty on my spanish

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World's Worst Thing to say in a _______ Restaurant 2 by MikeyG 5-25-04

German Hey! Where's my saur, KRAUT? HA HA HA HA HA OMGLOL!!@!11 Albanian How much different can you fuckers BE in upstate New York? Polish May I please order the rib-eye steak?

I'm awesome. My entire comic was just a set-up for a thinly-veiled Polish joke.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

3rd place: Biped
2nd place: MikeyG
1st place: Gabu (YOUR FOOD HEIL...haha.)

Danke für Eintragen, und guten Nacht, meine Sauerkrauten!

HOORAY!

Okay, I'll start #18 when I get a good idea. Or at least an idea.

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Blue is the color of victory.