For the most part I get bored very easily. So when I'm strolling around work or through a store I always listen in on people's conversations. Somehow, I always manage to walk in right in the middle or end of the conversation so whatever the people are saying makes no sense. I find this to be hilarious.

EVERYDAY by crabby 5-20-04

At work....... You know that's weird......bananas usually give me gas. Well, what did you expect from a fruit salad. At Target......... Excuse me, do you have that new flavor of Hostess. I'm not sure what it's called but it has chocolate. I only handle Electronics. I'm sorry. At work yet again........ My wife didn't want me to buy it but I couldn't help myself. If she didn't want you to buy it, she shouldn't have let you drive to Arizona.

Now, those aren't funny. But what the fuck were they even talking about. Now, I figure you all work or walk somewhere. So, you should have a chance to listen in on people. LISTEN TO THEM. If you catch just a part of it, it might be funny. Take what they say and add shit to it, I'll never know anyways. Lie about listening to people and make a comic about it, I don't care. But the idea for this contest is listening in on other people's conversations.
Hop to it.

Judging will be Tuesday.

CC245: Overheard from downstairs at work by UnknownEric 5-20-04

True story. Oh my, there are balls all over the floor! Don't step on those big balls! I have no idea what's going on, but, nonetheless, I can't stop laughing. There are balls all over my shoes now!

This actually happened about three weeks ago...

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I has a flavor!

CC 245:An Actual Conversation About The Werewolf of London by biped 5-20-04

What about Colin Clive as Glendon with Lugosi as Yogami? Now that sounds interesting. I'll bet Clive and Lugosi would have made a great pairing. But I'd still hate to give up that certain look that Hull had as the werewolf. I don't think Karloff would have made a very good werewolf. The treatment they were given was inexcusable. One dies in poverty, the other looking for his friends. How SAD. Well, that and the fact that Lugosi couldn't act, barely spoke English, was a dirty old man, and appeared in the worst movies ever made.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

this is an old one but we were working on a holocaust project in school and this weird girl was sitting beside me

english class-1 by xxausrottenxx 3-26-04

holocaust project ... ... HAHA!!

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CC 235: Mmm. by possums 5-20-04

At school... What the fuck do you mean you gave him head?! At work (DVD store)... I'm telling you, Dawn, they don't have Butt Pirates 87! Home... I made pasta, but it's got some kind of weird shit all over it.

CC 245: A new blinking beam of beamyness by Zegota 5-20-04

... Fi Dollah Fuck this, I'm taking my changes. Here's your five bucks missy. Good, I get big knife.

CC 245: Flicking though the many channels on TV by Zegota 5-20-04

CNN ... as the president dropped 'em ... National Geographic ... so I put my hand all the way up that hole and ... Cartoon Network ... pulled really hard to finally liberate me from that dark and lonely place. That's an amazing story Tinkerbell.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

crabby, do AIM conversations count?

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These quotes are 100% real. They may not be funny, but they are 100% real.

CC 245: Actual Video Store Idiots by biped 5-20-04

Look at THIS'N, daddy! NAW, now you go put that'n back! You kids done got y'all one fer tonight, and if you ain't careful you ain't gittin' one A-TALL! Now ma'am, you DO know that "Rumble Fish" is in black-and-white, right? OH! Well, I don't want to see it, then. Hey dad, "Edward Scissorhands"! WHUT? Boy, that stuff ain't even REAL! Now go git "Kingergarten Cop" like I done tole you!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 245: So I Was Spanking My Baby With Enzyte & a Tampon ... by AtheistDiary 5-20-04

#1 Natural male enhancement MY ASS! #2 So I put Billy over my knee and gave him the spanking of his life! Of course ya know I think he secretly enjoyed the wiffle ball bat ... #3 So you took the tampon out and ... what? Sure I'd like a glass of tomato juice!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

CC 245: True stories from transmission tests at work by jes_lawson 5-21-04

Ready...Go! J...K...L...M...N... P...Q...R...STUV...WX...YZ...1...2...3.... The numbers are in capitals as well.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Overheard Conversations by Elvis_Steel 5-21-04

One day at the Scientist Convention... So then I said, "Well, the rotor turbines are not going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha Ha Ha, good one profesor Hmmm

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Can't you see they're laughing at you not with you????

CC 245: Overheard at the Barnyard by MikeyG 5-21-04

#1 ...and so I pelted his ass with my stick! I hate stubborn donkeys. #2 ...so I had to ram my cock through his back door. Man, it's such a pain when those damn roosters don't come inside. #3 ...and she rode my pony straight into O-Town. So you fucked the shit out of that bitch, huh?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Sure, why not. Go WILD!

CC#245: Overheard... by fzh 5-22-04

....on vaction. I just LOVE the sounds of chickens and cows in the morning! ...on Nickelodeon, "the first kids' network." ...HOT MOKEY ACTION!! ....at a restaurant. I have a pornographic memory. I mean, a photographic memory.

I just noticed that I spelled "monkey" wrong in my comic...

Being a donor allows you rectify those errors and make your comic more funny. Honest.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

True story from work:

Every Son's Nightmare by choadwarrior 6-21-03

So creepy...this really happened. My 7th grader is so small, his 9 year-old brother is already bigger. My three boys are all a year apart. The middle one is the biggest, by far. My husband and I used to call him Donkey Kong. Um, if you two are going to stand around and talk about your sons' penises, can you please do it away from my office?

Being a donor allows you rectify those errors and make your comic more funny. Honest.

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I'm lazy, I'm cheap, and I don't have a paypal account. too bad for me.

CC245: Happened this weekend by maddog00 5-24-04

Playing paintball So what kind of balls do you have? Blue is the most popular. Don't you hate it when your balls get stuck like that? I hear ya. No time to clean when you're under fire. If you get on your knees behind here, you'll be safe. You said that last time and I got a faceful...and a mouthful. Gross, man.

Today at lunch:

Loss Leader by choadwarrior 5-24-04

How come you raised the price of your tandoori chicken combo? It was just a temporary promotion to get customers to come in during our grand opening. That's fucked up, man. It was like five bucks before, now it's like seven. What would you like to order? I'll have the tandoori chicken combo.

One Night, Outside P.B. Bar & Grill... by choadwarrior 5-25-04

Can I see your I.D. please? Oh no! I left it at the gun range. That's okay, you can go in. I wish I would have thought of that excuse before I turned 21!

Well..............

Choad wins for Every Son's Nightmare. It both terrified me and turned me on.

Yeeeeehaaaaaaw. Thanks crabby. I thought I'd die without my genius acknowleged in my lifetime, but thanks to the blathering hausfraus who never shut up outside my office and their overly intrusive parenting, I have finally captured a CC.

I have an idea for CC246...I'll post it later tonight or Wednesday.