Hehe... Shat in Shatner... ahem! Anyway. On with the contest.

Welcome to CC 248! I've had TONS of ideas for CCs and it's a shame that I gotta narrow it down to just one. But I think this is a good idea and I hope folks can run with it.

What you have to do is go back to any CC. Any one of them. Make a comic using that theme. For instance, you could go back to the last CC and pick the "Whore in Horrible" rule. Just be sure to post the rules and the CC with each of your entries. Multiple entries and rules are allowed, but no combonation rules. You don't need to post all the rules, just a rough idea of it. No FTCs, BTCs, or WWs.

Now get stripping!

Ah. This would be 247... a fuck up on my part. Sorry.

CC 235: Choose a category. All the characters in your comic must come from that category.
You may submit a maximum of five entries. Series are welcome, but each comic in the series counts as an individual entry.

CC 247: Goo-Goo's World -- 1 by biped 5-31-04

La, la, la... deedle-dee... Hello, little girl! I'm Giggles the Clown! What's your name? I'm Goo-Goo. "Goo-Goo"? Tee-hee! That's a cute name! I like to commit criminal acts, torture small animals, and watch snuff films. Tee-hee, I -- huh?

CC 247: Goo-Goo's World -- 2 by biped 5-31-04

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-oh... Hey! You must be the new girl in school! What's your name? I'm Goo-Goo. "Goo-Goo", huh? Well, I'm Ted! Big Ted, they call me! You know why? Because you're such a big, fat fag? Yeah, 'cause I'm such a big, fat -- huh?

CC 247: Goo-Goo's World -- 3 by biped 5-31-04

She'll be comin' round the mount'n when she comes, when she comes... Howdy, li'l gal. I'm Cowboy Bill. What's yore name? I'm Goo-Goo. "Goo-Goo"? That's sounds like a baby's name. Is what you are, li'l gal? A baby? Why don't you eat my shit and see if it tastes like strained carrots, fuckface? Why, shore, I'll -- huh?

CC 247: Goo-Goo's World -- 4 by biped 5-31-04

...in them ooold, cotton fields back home... HEE-HAW!!! ME DOG ON BALL!!! WHAT YOUR NAME, BUTTFACE? BEEP-BEEP!!! I'm Goo-Goo. GOO-GOO!!! THAT STUPID NAME!!! YOU MUST BE STUPID!!! GRRRR!!! BOING-BWOING!!! Why don't you get a chainsaw and kill yourself with it? HEE-HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND -- HUH?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Surely EVERYONE could just repost all their old CC entries for this?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

If they did they'd be disqualified. There are dates on these things you know, I'm not a moron.

Okay, I'm choosing CC X because there were only X people actually using stripcreator at the time.

The theme is make a comic about "Cheers" the TV show.
ObiJo made you use certain sc avatars to play various "Cheers" characters.

Comic Contest X

CC 248 (minus 1): Where Everybody Knows Your Jokes by umfumdisi 5-31-04

For some reason, Norm is a squirrel... My name's Cahla. I wait yah table--five dollah (note the Bahstahn accent). Hey, Carla, gimme a beer and two aspirin. What wrong, Nahm? Yah got a soah noggin frahm listenin' tah Cliffy's YAHP-YAHP-YAHP? Nah, the beer's for me; the aspirin are for Vera. Foah Verah?? Yeah, I'm in the mood for a little whoopie when I get home, and they're for the headache Vera will say she has!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC68
Looks like TOBOR going to college make a strip about TOBOR'S college life.

1. The strip must feature TOBOR in a college enviroment.
2. Use one animal.

Good ol' TOBOR. And I'm not getting permission to use the animal character.

CC247: caps galore by maddog00 6-01-04

RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!! HEE HAW! ME DOG ON BALL! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!! VROOM VROOM! IS THIS NOT "CORNHOLE 103"! RAR! BOING BOING! ME AM TEACHING ENGLISH! CORNHOLING DOWN HALL BUTTFACE!! OH, I APOLOGIZE!! ME AM RACE CAR! ME SAY GO TO HELL! GRRR!!

Wow! Superb "Dog On Ball" usage!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You know what guys, just start your strips with CC 248 or something along those lines. The next one will be 247. It's like Once Upon a Time in America, sort of, or Pulp Fiction.

From CC 237:

hence,

CC 247: Everyone else is calling it that. by habnem 6-01-04

God damn, that MikeyG is a recreational grabber and sniffer of cocks. Indeed, he is a tattered piece of second-hand ass baggage. His native wit makes Carrot Top look like Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor rolled into one... And his wisdom is comparable to that of a love child produced by George W. Bush and a gym sock. But at least he knows how to count past 246. True dat, my homey.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Oh, SCORCH!! I'm gonna need aloe for that burn! Ooh, fuckin' GRILL, bitch!

Not really. I don't care. Funny comic, though.

CC 227: There's only one rule: absolutely no dialogue balloons, thought bubbles, or narration boxes. Only the title can have words.

CC 247: Please don't tell anyone else my "secret", okay? 1 by biped 6-01-04

CC 247: Please don't tell anyone else my "secret", okay? 2 by biped 6-01-04

CC 247: Please don't tell anyone else my "secret", okay? 3 by biped 6-01-04

CC 247: Please don't tell anyone else my "secret", okay? 4 by biped 6-01-04

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Classic CC 62 rules:

- Not titles to any comics submitted. Enter some spaces in your title field. I find not having titles interesting cuz your 3 panels have to stand on their own.

- 15 words or less. I think the funniest comics are the shortest ones because you usually have to touch on something intrinsically funny to pull it off.

- Any characters, any backgrounds.

Untitled by kaufman 6-02-04

Have you found it? Ahem. The rest of this comic is in "More Comic Competitions."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The best thing about this contest is that you can "enter" contestss you were ineligible for because you were the judge.

Like CC 33:

quote:

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1) Each entry must be exactly two comics long. The two strips together should comprise a coherent whole.

2) The final dialogue/thought balloon in each of the two strips must be identical. The speaker, background, etc. may or may not be different between the two.

3) I'll judge this based on humor, creativity, and the appropriateness of the double line.

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CC105 - Biography

"That's right, this contest involves making a biography about a character of your choice. This means that your comic (or series of comics) must show the birth of a character, his/her/its death, and at least one other major event in their life."

The unathorized biography of Henry by qwertyuio 6-02-04

It all started on September 1st, 1952 by the river. Lucy, seeing as I'm dying and all. Maybe you could umm.. Have pity sex with you? Ok but you better be too sick to get me pregnant. He wasn't. You done get knocked up, huh girl? Well you best get yoself out a state, birth that babe, and put eh up fo' dopshun. What accent is that supposed to be? Nine months later, Henry was born. Well miss, he's a healthy, if ugly baby boy. I wasn't sure I would allow myself to give him up, but that thing's just too hideous too keep.

Henry II by qwertyuio 6-02-04

From the beginning, Henry was nothing but a foul-tempered rotten little brat. It was assumed that he'd never get adopted. You're a stupid old hag. That's why you'll never get adopted. However, one day a couple decided he was perfect for their family. He's perfect for our family. I agree. You see, Henry's new dad had dreams of Hollywood stardom. Since he had failed, maybe he could live that dream through his new son. With my help son, you'll be a rich and famous movie star! You interupted my cartoon-watching for this?

Henry III by qwertyuio 6-02-04

November 2, 1959 - Henry makes his acting debut on "Leave it to Snatch" Golly Timmy, here comes that wierd new kid. Gee whiz, what should we do Snatch? It seemed he never had the desire or work ethic required to perform. Why don't you both suck my nuts? Soon his parents were wondering if they had erred. So do you think your folks would be interested in a trade?

Henry XXXVI by qwertyuio 6-02-04

However, it seemed that his dear friend Augustus had sold him out to the militants. Augustus you worthless cocksucker! Forget about him Senior Presidente. You'll just have to deal with us now. You know it's funny you mention cocksucking. And so in a desperate attempt to stay alive, Henry sucked off all 38 men, some twice. Pretty nice huh? This doesn't make us gay, right? In the end though, he was still murdered in a manner so brutal, the fires of hell seemed like a relief. What the fuck? ahhhhhh much better.

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

CC 233:

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Picture this: You are a recent hire in the WB's programming department and the job of replacing Angel on the fall schedule has been given to you. Given the sorry state of American television (our beloved non-American strippers will just have to imagine how awful it truly is), pitch a show that would potentially succeed in a world of crappy reality shows, unfunny sitcoms, and 27 different versions of C.S.I.

Series are welcome, for shows that need a little more exposition (of course, the less exposition it needs, the more likely it is to succeed nowadays). You can even use old comics if you happen to have somewhere made a strip in which a fictional television program is somehow described or acted out.

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CC 111

" Your mission for this contest is to create a movie trailer in strip form.

Rules: You have to use the Narration box as the voice of the Overwrought Narrator. His narration has to start with "In a world..." just like the real trailers do."

Hollywood magic by qwertyuio 6-02-04

In a world where thin is in. Look Ana, I'd love to hire you, but you have to lose some weight. A struggling actress must be willing to lose it all. Come on honey, you have to eat something. Not if I want to be huge. Oh god I'm huge! I better go vomit. This summer, experience one woman's rise to the top in ANA REXIC. I'm ready for my closeup. Oh baby this is freakin hot.

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

Comic Contest #8:

What you must do is: Take a scene from "A Christmas Carol" by Charles Dickens, and mutate it into a joke. Derivative productions of this, (Mr. Magoo, Scrooged, Et Ceterea....) are acceptable, as long as the reference is easily recognised.

untitled by qwertyuio 6-02-04

On X-mas day, Scrooge has changed his ways and delivered a turkey meal to the Cratchets. Gee Mr. Scrooge, I can't thank you enough for you're generosity. God bless ya Mista Scrooge. (Chuckles) Why thank you. However I must let you know that this turkey isn't free. Oh no, there's a price to pay. Oh Mista Scrooge, what could we possibly give you? Well you don't really need this chinagirl do you? I'm from Siam.

titled by qwertyuio 6-02-04

Cratchet, I'll see you tomarrow. But Mista Scrooge, tis Christmas tomarrow. I suppose you'll want to spend the whole bloody day wit 'em eh? Well mista Scrooge... Well you should know Cratchet, I had your family killed while you were working. Now you won't need to stay home. Bloody 'ell?

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

CC214: Take one of the original characters and pair them up with one of the new Kaddar2 characters and have them mentor them.

CC248: Friendly advice by mmyers 6-03-04

Hey Toga-l, I'm Clango2-1. You, Red Robot, and I will be roomies and I'll be showing you around. Great. Where's our other roommate at? He's out right now, which reminds me. I have a little piece of advice for you regarding him... The big red robot, I love that guy, the way he's always like "RRRRR, TOBOR CORN..." something something. He's so funny. Yeah, about that, you might want to get Kaddar to redraw you while you have the chance, and get a new name, something not so *ahem* accessible. Someone else suggested that too. They said I should be "Chastity belt-l".

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC154:
1. Video games must be involved somehow.

4. Mention the name of an internal organ somewhere in the comic.

5. Also, use the number 50 somewhere in the comic.

CC 248: The Last Starfighter by mmyers 6-03-04

Oh man! I'm totally rocking out on this game! I've destroyed 50 alien ships on this level alone! Greetings Earth human! You're superior game play has caused us to decide that you should represent our planet in a final epic struggle in space. You...are the Last Starfighter. This place is awesome! I can't wait to blow up spaceships. Go right in that room there, take off your clothes and we'll bring in your space suit then you'll be ready for interplanetary war! Wow, Dabney, I've got to admit, you were right about that being a lot easier than abducting them in a corn field. Here's your five bucks. Heh, I told you humans will believe anything they see in a movie. Come on, let's go figure out what a gall bladder does.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC 211: You can only use animals in your comics.

CC 247: Duck Soup by biped 6-03-04

Daddy, is you my real daddy? No, sweet-ums. You are a chicken, and I am a duck. Why a duck? Why-a no chicken? Because my parents had duck genitalia, and your parents had chicken genitalia. What does Italian food have to do with reproduction?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

# 130:
The rules for this one are quite simple. SC.com regulars have quite a lot of running gags that we have lots of fun with. I want to to deviate from the cliches and do something... well, wrong.

Include at least one of the following:

- Red robot, but not Tobor.
- Asian girls, but no prostitution.
- Scientist, but no Dr Pedantic.
- Dragon, but no Surly Dragon or Bazilla.
- Wirthling. but no "wirthling sucks".

Apart from requiring one of these, you cannot use any those characters in defiance of these rules. You can't use a non-pedantic scientist to meet the requirements, and then include Tobor, for example.

CC 248: Retread by NeoVid 6-03-04

I'm sick of being viewed the same way after all this time. I'm going to do something that will completely change my image, and stop sucking! Really? Now Im going to satrt rapping, so gett redy for sum unconsenshual seks, yuo slut! Why do you assume it'd be unconsentual?