Hey, Ive got an idea! There should be a post where everyone posts their pot jokes! And I should start it!
Here are my pot jokes:

*"Pencils" is code-talk for "Doobies" by trevdogg101 6-06-04

Hi! I would like to buy some doobies!... I mean "pencils* "...   ?   I mean, would YOU like to buy some doobies..... I mean "pencils* ".... You're new at this, aren't you? Just buy the damn doobies! Okay, okay!

Cooking With Hippie Bob by trevdogg101 6-06-04

Hey, man! Check it out! What's up dude? I just cooked up some sweet marijuana soup! Awesome, dude! You want any, man? Yeah, load me up a bowl!

Anyone else is free to post their own comics about weed here!

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And that is that

We have different terms for everything in Australia, so if any of my comics are hard to understand, just ask me.

I don't smoke weed anymore, but I used to churn through about 1/2oz a week.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

heres mine

marijuana comic by xxausrottenxx 6-06-04

oh shit son, what are you doing in there, and whats that smell? um, im high on jesus? fuck

marijuana comic 2 by xxausrottenxx 6-06-04

*cough* what?

read them high, you'll get the funny

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Stoner Dan plays Videogames by trevdogg101 6-06-04

Dude, these videogames are so awesome! Go sabatoge the White House, Stoner Dan! Holy shit! My TV is talking to me! Im not talking to you, Stoner Dan, you're imagining it! Dude, these videogames are so awesome! You just said that.

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And that is that

Time well wasted: While being wasted by shank 6-04-04

mmm yeah thats some potent weed DAD, close the door, you're killing the hotbox! Whoopsie doodle, sorry son.

this happened in real life, Except it was my friend talking to his mom. It was hilarious. We also had two plants growing in his room too and when he got in trouble his mom punished him by unplugging the lights hahah

Stoner Dan meets Hippy Bob... again by trevdogg101 6-06-04

Hi, Hippy Bob! Sorry, do I know you? Have we met somewhere? Dude, we've been best friends since, like, third grade. Oh yeah, hi, Stoner Dan! What? How did you know my name? Have we met? Whoa, dude, Im getting, like, major de ja vu right now.

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And that is that

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Idea's of a stoner #1 by shank 6-06-04

man, you know what would be great? pizza? that and a motorhome, that would be sweet if we had a motorhome. dont you think? A motorhome!?! hell yeah. how about a motorhome with a basement?!? Sweet, then you could like hide stuff in the basement. What about a waterslide? eh? how about that? Why has no one else thought of such great idea's like this? i dont understand.

Yet another real life situation, except its altered a bit. The basement and waterslide in the motorhome are original though.

XD @ Shank!!!

That's not funny at all. Just stupid.

Unless you've had that conversation...

I once wanted to go snowboarding. Long story short we piled tables and put matresses over them to make a slope (I had a VERY high ceiling).

Next I took the wheels off a skateboard.

Little did I realise that there would be too much friction for a skateboard deck to slide down a mattress.

It an hour and a half to build, and an hour and a half to pull down. All for 8 seconds of failure.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

HEY! maybe you should read what i said UNDERNEATH the comic...yes it was an actual conversation.

Idea's of a stoner #2 by shank 6-06-04

Hey! let make a bong. With what? I found this big fucking santa claus thing outside, stands like 4 feet tall. Seriously? we could make like a 6 man bong out of that. im a real person, asshole Hey, did you hear that?

Idea's of a stoner #2.5 by shank 6-06-04

Yeah i heard that, He's right behind you, and thats not a statue, thats your grandpa! what the hell? grandpa? Why are you dressed up as santa and standing on the front lawn? I always wanted to be a santa statue. are you high?

Idea's of a stoner #3 by shank 6-06-04

Only when im in my sleigh. ho ho ho ??? Dude, i think your grandpa IS high. yeah, so how about that bong idea? i'll get the drill.

This however, did not happen. Although one of my friends DID have a 4 foot santa that he wanted to turn into a bong.

HEY! maybe you should read what i said UNDERNEATH the comic...yes it was an actual conversation.

I meant I've had that conversation. Many many times. Not specifically of course, but I'm sure you get the idea.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Yep, had that one too...

I have difficulty remembering half the things we've wanted to turn into bongs. Mostly failures.

I think the dumbest thing was a broken VCR.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

a vcr, haha, now thats a stupid idea.

Im not the one that comes up with all these idea's though because i rarely smoke weed. Alot of my friends are stoners though so when we all get high they converse about stupid shit alot and i sit and listen to what they talk about. Entertains the shit out of me.

The VCR wasn't my idea, the guy who did that was pretty thick. He believed that pretty much anything could be turned into a bong.

He tried to turn one of those hats with a beer cup on either side into a bong once. A good idea, but you should never use plaster of paris to plug a hole in a bong.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

A Disaster by trevdogg101 6-07-04

Oh no! All my weed is burning! ...... *sniff*.... *sniiiiifffffff*.... Ahhhhhh....

I Just Dont Get It by trevdogg101 6-07-04

Hey, wanna smoke a bowl? No, I dont smoke weed. I only smoke cigarettes. Y'know, cigarettes kill millions of people each year, but weed has never killed anyone! I know. I just dont understand women. I need a cigarette.

I actually know a lot of girls like this, and its way beyond my comprehention.

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And that is that

Ive brought back hippie bob, due to popular demand:

Hippie Bob Gets Toasted by trevdogg101 6-07-04

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA Dude, Ive had this statue in my room for years, and it still cracks me up!

Hippie Bob meets Hippie Roberta by trevdogg101 6-07-04

Wanna go smoke a bowl? Wanna go smoke a bowl? I think I love you. I think I love you.

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Hippie Bob Confronts Trevdogg by trevdogg101 6-07-04

Yo, Trevdogg! Whats up, Hippy Bob? How come you always sapell Hippie differently in your comics? Sometimes you spell it "Hippy", and other times, you spell it "Hippie"! ... Why is that, Trevdogg? (musical notes here) ......because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiigh... (musical notes here)

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I founda bunch of cool comics bya bunch of other people that I think dserve to be here.

Anti-Marijuana Ads Spoof 6 by MikeyG 5-03-04

Hey, man! Why do you have a 'Just Say No' sign? Aren't you a pot-smoking hippie? Yeah, man, but marijuana isn't really a drug, man. Well, then maybe you should smoke this bowl with me. Uh, yeah, man, why not? I'll give it a puff or twelve. Marijuana. It makes crack taste like candy. Say, now that you're high, I should tell you that there was some crack in there. Hey, man, I thought it tasted different. Different, but deeeee-licious! I'm a crackhead now!

Anti-Marijuana Ads Spoof 5 by MikeyG 4-28-04

HEE-HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!!! VROOM-VROOM!!! ME RACE CAR!!! BEEP-BEEP!!! Marijuana. It makes pure crap really, really funny. GRRRR!!! ME TOO CUTE TO KILL!!! HONK, HONK!!! SHUT UP!!! Ha ha ha HA HA HA HA!!!! That's hysterical! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Hippie town by Floyd10 4-29-04

Leave afghanistan! love, peace and pot! Whoah! Marijuana lowers sperm count, dude. hmmm KEEP WEED ILLEGAL! KEEP WEED ILLEGAL!

The Anti-Marijuana campaign's well runs dry by SinatraFonzarelli2 12-10-03

OK, so like, what if you were a nuclear safety inspector and instead of testing the fusion chamber, you were getting stoned. ...and it caused a nuclear meltdown, and like everyone in the tri-state area was killed because you were getting stoned and that obviously makes marijuana evil. Not killing millions of people: Your anti-drug.

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And that is that

The Dog On Ball one was funny.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.