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FTC#37-Template by xxausrottenxx 6-07-04

I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole! Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels! I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing Hmmm...

Theres not really any rules for the last panel, I'm keeping this as rule-less as possible.

Also, im bringing back the Bonus Award!

The question for the bonus award is:

What is my favorite sort of alcoholic beverage(brand name and kind)

Judging probably the 14th of June because im graduating from high school this weekend XD

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xx( o Y o. )xx

FTC 37: I'd Figured There'd Be That Bitch In Hell by possums 6-07-04

I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole! Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels! I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing Hmmm... Somewhere in Hell... Ms. Streisand? They're talking about you again. Save it fah lateh, gorgeous. I'm flagellating Musolini.

Newcastle Brown Ale.

FTC37: He Doesn't Think About It Much. by UnknownEric 6-08-04

I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole! Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels! I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing Hmmm... Do I look gay in this? Not at all.

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I has a flavor!

FTC 37:Satan gets his groove on. by JESUSSANDWICH 6-08-04

I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels! I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing Hmmm... Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom! mushroom!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

FTC 37: God damnit by shank 6-08-04

I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels! I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing Hmmm... Jesus's dad is such an asshole, He gave me and cthulhu a spanking for playing grab-ass with the angels. What an asshole.

FTC#37: Duel Masters by Stripmaker 6-10-04

I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an *******! Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels! I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing Hmmm... SATIN VS GOD DIe! GOD! NEVER!

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i copy stuff. my sister goes on kazaa. i love power rangers. my sister loves braceface. is there a war between us?... yes!

FTC 37: Adverse Affection Affirmation by Gabu 6-10-04

I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole! Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels! I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing Hmmm... Yeah, he can.

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Blue is the color of victory.

is your favorite sort of alcoholic beverage a wisky beer? (to xxausrottenxx)

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i copy stuff. my sister goes on kazaa. i love power rangers. my sister loves braceface. is there a war between us?... yes!

FTC37: Ah Hell by maddog00 6-10-04

I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole! Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels! I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing Hmmm... My ears are ringing...someone must be talking about me! No, that's just the cries of the damned.

Grey Goose Vodka

FTC #37-This is hell, or something like it by mmyers 6-17-04

I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole! Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels! I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing Hmmm... Sir, it seems that the Coke machine has been changed over to a C2 machine. That son of a bitch never gets tired of twisting the knife, does he? I GET IT, ALLRIGHT? I'M DAMNED! I UNDERSTAND! Sheesh.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

FTC #37-Making the best of it by mmyers 6-17-04

I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole! Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels! I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing Hmmm... OK guys, be quiet. *hehehe* Yes hello, is God there? Um, yes, I wanted to see if your refridgerator was running. (pause) Well, you better go catch it! Hahaha! Hahaha! Oh man, prank calls really make the eternal damnation fly by! Hahahaha!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

FTC #37 : Revenge Is Best Served Flaming by niteowl 6-17-04

I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole! Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels! I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing Hmmm... Hey, I can see my house from here. ...and it's on fire.

FTC #37 : Next Time, Just Send A Hitman by niteowl 6-17-04

I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole! Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels! I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing Hmmm... I bet him 10 bucks he couldn't make the world in less than 10 days, and he sends me to hell. Cthulhu molests angels daily and gets a slap on the wrist. What kind of fucking justice is that? You stiffed him on the 10 bucks though.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

FTC 37: Offense? Of course. by Gabu 6-18-04

I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole! Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels! I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing Hmmm... Well, "Stripmaker" joined Stripcreator on his watch. Fuck.

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Blue is the color of victory.

FTC 37: I am not a cookie by kaufman 6-19-04

I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole! Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels! I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing Hmmm... Ok, enough of the small talk. Where the heck are Elvis and Nixon? Our foursome's supposed to tee off in five minutes. Oh, I forgot to tell you. I ate them.

FTC 37: Volun-tears by kaufman 6-19-04

I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole! Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels! I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing Hmmm... So God sends me down here because he doesn't like the folks I hang out with. Unlike Jesus with all his goody-goody friends. Jesus? Pardon me, boy, is that the cat who knew Cthulhu?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I think it's time to end the FTC.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

chill, tomorrow will be the day. ive had some shit because girls suck. so tomorrow is the judging day

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xx( o Y o. )xx

FTC 37: Now You'll See! by possums 6-20-04

I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole! Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels! I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing Hmmm... OH NO! IT IS YOU! SATAN!!! Cackledy cackledy cackledy cackledy!!!

FTC 37: Hellish Homies by possums 6-20-04

I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole! Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels! I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing Hmmm... God chills with Satan So my kid's all, "Duh... ya think Satan's pissed?" Bahahaha! Pass me a Coors Lite.

I take it Coor's Lite is not your beer of choice, but hey...

FTC 37: Satan on Ice by possums 6-20-04

I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole! Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels! I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing Hmmm... Well, we've still got the Icecapades, don't we? Yep, Satan's still pissed.

My guess is Guinness Stout, the drink of the gods.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Sorry about the wait

Whell here we go

The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to:stripmaker

For the Comic: FTC#37: Duel Masters

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to:Gabu

For the Comic:FTC 37: Adverse Affection Affirmation

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to:Possums

For the Comic: FTC 37: I'd Figured There'd Be That Bitch In Hell

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to:Niteowl

For the Comic:
FTC #37 : Revenge Is Best Served Flaming
Best Title

Goes to:Shank

For the Comic:FTC 37: God damnit

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to:Kaufman

For the Comic:FTC 37: I am not a cookie

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to:Niteowl

For the Comic:FTC #37 : Next Time, Just Send A Hitman

Oh yeah, the bonus award

Bonus Award

Goes to:Mmyers

For: Guinness, ah it is really the drink of the gods

Take it away, Mr. Owl

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Kick ass...thanks aus, glad you liked it.

New contest coming later tonight (hopefully), at the latest tomorrow evening.

P.S. Hope your chick troubles are all worked out aus.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I'm honored to have won the Truth Award two FTCs in a row.

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Blue is the color of victory.

awesome, i won something.