SPASTIC NONSENSE AHOY by Gabu 6-09-04

I AM SHRUGGING TO FIGHT THE SYSTEM THIS LETTER SAYS I HAVE AIDS I AM DESTITUTE AT THIS KNOWLEDGE NEVER FEAR FOR I HAVE A HAMMER A THOUSAND CRISES HAVE BEEN AVERTED I COMMIT SUICIDE IN DRAMATIC IRONY

SPASTIC NONSENSE AHOY 2 by Gabu 6-09-04

DEAR GABU THAT LAST COMIC SUCKED I HABITATE A GARBAGE CAN AS A PROFOUND STATEMENT AGAINST MODERN SOCIETY I FART AT YOUR GARBAGE CAN I DO NOT REACT TO THIS ACT AS A PROFOUND STATEMENT AGAINST DISCRIMINATION I READ ANOTHER LETTER SORRY I LIED I ACTUALLY WAS STARING AT PAMELA ANDERSON

SPASTIC NONSENSE AHOY 3 by Gabu 6-09-04

I HAVE A THOUGHT I REQUEST THE KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT THIS THOUGHT IS I CAST MY KNOWLEDGE INTO A GARBAGE CAN AS IT WAS NOT ADEQUATELY PROFOUND I DECLARE THAT MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING WITHOUT THE ABILITY OF THIS THOUGHT TO BE REVEALED I FIND A HAMMER IN THE TRASH CAN AND DECIDE TO NAME IT HANK I FALL IN LOVE WITH HANK BUT THEN BREAK UP WITH HIM BECAUSE HE WAS NOT MY TYPE

SPASTIC NONSENSE AHOY 4 by Gabu 6-09-04

WE THREE KINGS OF BLAH BLAH BLAH I CANNOT REMEMBER THAT CHRISTMAS CAROL IT WAS A GOOD ONE HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS AND NOT REMEMBER IT I APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY FOR MY GRIEVOUS ACTION I AM STILL SUICIDAL BECAUSE MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS NOW WAH WAH WAH WAH YOUR DOCTOR PRESCRIBES NOT KILLING YOURSELF SAVED IN THE NICK OF TIME

SPASTIC NONSENSE AHOY 5 by Gabu 6-09-04

o/ I HAVE A KNIIIIIIIIFE o/ o/ YES WE HAVE KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES o/ o/ MY KNIFE IS SHAAAAAAARP o/ o/ YES SO SHARP OH SO SHARP OH SO SHAAARP o/ KNIVES THE BROADWAY MUSICAL IT RULES GO SEE IT I CONCUR

No, I don't know either.

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Blue is the color of victory.

I enjoyed these comics. I especially liked the part where he found the hammer and named it Hank.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

heh, wierd...

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"I'm pink, therefore I'm spam"

heh, wierd...

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"I'm pink, therefore I'm spam"

That was strange, but i liked it.

Gabu, you never cease to pull guffaws out of my belly button.

That was possibly the most interesting thing I've seen in a while.

I found Hank to be very sexy. Now that stickperson #2 has broken up with Hank, do you think I'll have a chance to go out with him?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Hank told me he was secretly in love with you.

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Blue is the color of victory.

REALLY?! Could you set me up with him?!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"Oh, Noonie! I have waited so long for this moment!"

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Blue is the color of victory.

i think those comics were genious! good show mr. Bu

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I liked it. It's way better then 'Cats'!

/got nothing

Andrew Lloyd Webber has nothing on me.

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Blue is the color of victory.

quote:

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"Oh, Noonie! I have waited so long for this moment!"

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YES!

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Blue is the color of victory.