I'm first! I'm first!

Not even remotely funny, I just wanted to be first! by DexX 9-07-01

....................................................................................... Oh shit! A shark! Okay, act casual, act casual... Doo be da doop doop ba doopity doo... .................................................................. Ba doop doop doopa di doo... *casual whistle* Wow, nice trick, considering you have no lips and you are underwater...

First with the new art, and first the stretch the frame and show the whole background...

I'm very sick - humour me.

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Something Wicked This Way Swims by wirthling 9-07-01

Honestly, I think you worry about shark attacks way too much. I'm not worried about a shark -- I just felt something leather brush against my leg. blub blub

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Oops. That should actually be "third", by the looks of things. Ne'er mind.

The second underwater strip ever! by andydougan 9-07-01

Isn't this pathetic, making a strip just in order to use the new characters and background? Yes. Very pathetic. Hey, doc, do you know anything about nuclear FISHion?! Har har! Shut up. Hey, where's the gangster with cement shoes?

I thought of this one as soon as I knew a Spankling pic would be put up, and I've been waiting for ths chance ever since...

New art to abuse by NeoVid 9-07-01

Here's what happens when you put the wrong combinations of characters together. Forumuser Combination Technique! Spankling! Wirthling! Combine to form... WANKLING! Oh, very funny, dumbass.

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GENIE IN A BOTTLE by crabby 9-07-01

Why hello there big bald and beautiful. Are you some sort of genie. Sure whatever. I'll give you one wish. I wish I was big and powerful. RAAAAAAR!!!!!! GABE MUST CORNHOLE

I like this background. My compliments, DexX. It's the best-looking one that isn't a photograph.

An oldie, but a goodie by andydougan 9-07-01

What do you call this? A good start!

I can see your houseboat from here! by kaufman 9-07-01

Ah, nothing like a good morning walk ... ?!? Needless to say, the warranty expired last Tuesday.

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I had some fun too. :)

Spankling vs. Kaufman by descolada99 9-07-01

Hey Kaufman, pull my nipple ring. Oh GOD no... Spankling, you are one wierd dude. Then let your cat pull my nipple ring. My cat? Yeah, your cat. He's dead sexy. Why, oh, why did I ever let DexX draw me for this site?

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And this...

The Attck of the Face Caterpillars by descolada99 9-07-01

Get if OFF!! Please.. someone... get it offffff!!!! It's on my face!! Sweet JESUS it burns!! Ohhhhh mercy it's on my lip.. someone PLEASE help meeee!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!

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Sorry Kaufman, but I had to do something with that. *insert disarming emotiocon here*

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Just goofin round. by Spankling 9-07-01

I\'d like to be... Under the sea... Hey! Nice double row of teeth, big girl. Is that chum in your pants or are you just dieing to meet me. Cute. What happened to the ancor that used to be attached to that chain?

smoked the typing... oh well.

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Albuquerque Aquarium by ObiJo 9-07-01

...the largest of which being the blue whale. Now if you'll all file back into the elevator, we'll go back up.

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o/` New characters, new characters, new characters! Doing a dance for the new characters of the ocean, which really just involves a lot of finger motion. o/`

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you.. by ObiJo 9-07-01

And now, an important announcement from Herman J. Braddock, CEO Atlantic Ocean, Inc. Hello surface dwellers of the world, please excuse the interruption. I'd like to address allegations of wrong doing by the shark local 162 down Florida way. This was a simple misunderstanding and can be easily addressed by having all beach goers wear a butter sun And cinnamon. By having all beach goers wear a butter and cinnamon sunscreen. And maybe carrying a bowl of barbeque sauce. A barbeque sauce of peace. A nice mesquite perhaps. Thank you and goodnight.

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I really liked that one. It inspired me to do this one:

Mime School by ladyjdotnet 9-08-01

...so that's all there is to walking into the wind. We'll do invisible walls tomorrow, and starting next week, we're in whiteface, so no talking!

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Thanks. I think I'll have to plug evil_d again for his inspiration. (Plus he's giving me a large mouth bass everytime I compliment him.)

It's all one panel, you see by evil_d 2-04-01

Photon cannons ready! Target sighted! Alright, men! Fire when ready! This'll teach that little punk to withhold our royalty checks for "A Charge to Keep".

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Form of, a Shitty Comic! by gabe_billings 9-08-01

Wondergeek powers, activate! Wondergeek powers, activate! Form of, a sandwich! Form of, hedgeclippers! Wait a minute... Nothing happened. You didn't tell me to do this just so you could hold my hand, did you? Yes.

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You're That Shark! by gabe_billings 9-08-01

Who is it? Got some, uh, flowers here for a Mr. Wirthling. You're that shark, aren't you? Candygram. Really? Yup.

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Those two sea creatures really need tails, don't they? I don't mean ones that will fit neatly on the back to make a full-width character, but just the end of a tail so they can exit the frame...

Can I get an AMEN?

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AMEN brother DexX!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Gabe is in rare form today. Great stuff.

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quote:

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Gabe is in rare form today. Great stuff.

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PS - That wasn't a felching reference.

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Nah, just that you're on your game even more than usual today.

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Interviews with the Lowpass Characters - Part 14 by BigEvilDan 9-08-01

Interview with the dolphin So, what do you bring to the stripcreator? A blowhole. You must be new here. No regular could possibly think sticking something into an orifice is original. Yeah, I know. I met Tobor on the way in.

And yeah, I know it isn't Lowpass anymore, but I'd like to keep it consistent.

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Life of the two-headed shark... by BigEvilDan 9-08-01

This blows. Hey, at least we don't have an ass. That gets gabe, wirthling and Tobor out of our hair.

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