Actually... they're my Bagel Tales. About 95% of all these comics are true. Enjoy! =D

Bagel Tales-1 (New Beginnings) by Matchbook_Romance 5-23-04

After that job, I'm never going into the food business again. So where do you think on planning to go to work? I don't know. Why don't you look in the paper? Hey look! Help wanted at a bagel shop! Sounds good to me. I'll be getting something Taco Bell, want anything?

Bagel Tales-2 (See The Difference) by Matchbook_Romance 5-23-04

Are you really applying to that bagel shop? Yeah, it seems like a cool place to work. I thought you said you didn't want to work in fast-food anymore. It isn't fast-food! What's the difference between working in fast-food and the bagel business? Err... it's slower?

Bagel Tales-3 (A Clean Sweep) by Matchbook_Romance 5-25-04

Three whole hours of washing dishes non-stop. Err... hey, am I going to be washing dishes all day? Why of course not son! Alright, what should I do now then? Do you see that broom over there?

Bagel Tales-4 (The Water Is Poison) by Matchbook_Romance 5-28-04

Uhh... hello? Hey. Hello Jeffrey, I was wondering if you can come in today since we're short one person. I'm sorry but I can't. I'm not feeling very well. I have a huge cold and a hacking cough. It's okay! You won't have to worry about customers, you'll just be baking bagels today. Let me get my coat.

Bagel Tales-5 (Butter Me Up) by Matchbook_Romance 6-02-04

Here's your blueberry bagel with butter ma'am. Can you put just a little more butter please? How's that for you? Just a little bit more. Ma'am, I've used half the tub of butter. Just a little bit more.

And the last half! I may or may not continue.

Bagel Tales-6 (Cold As Ice) by Matchbook_Romance 6-02-04

What would you like today sir? I want one cold poppy seed bagel in a bag. Okay, here you go. Excuse me, this bagel isn't cold enough. Sorry, we usually don't keep cold bagels around. Don't you guys use ice when you bake your bagels?

Bagel Tales-7 (We Don't Sell Hot Dogs) by Matchbook_Romance 6-03-04

Slow day today eh? Yeah, I'm bored out of my mind. No customers, the floor is swept, and the dishes are cleaned. Yep. So what now? Want to see how many bagels we can fit around our dicks?

Bagel Tales-8 (Internationally Known) by Matchbook_Romance 6-06-04

Hello sir, can I help you with something? I come from old country. I want to eat food here. What that over there? This is a poppy seed bagel. It has poppy seeds. Poppy seeds? What that? Candy fruit? No, no. It is a seed we use for our this certain type of bagel. Bagel? What bagel?

Bagel Tales-9 (Atkin's Diet Approved) by Matchbook_Romance 6-10-04

So you're looking for something Atkin's friendly? Well, of course! Look at this body! I need to keep this thing in shape! Give me one of your turkey wraps! Alright, here's your wrap ma'am. Would you like anything else that's Atkin's friendly? Hmmm, yes! That would be...? Two dozen plain bagels please.

Bagel Tales-10 (Huzzah For San Diego) by Matchbook_Romance 6-15-04

Nice San Diego jersey but don't you think they've been doing bad lately? Yes, true but... I mean you probably know more than me but, I've been rooting for San Diego for the longest time and I have come to the conclusion that they suck. Yes, I actually play for... Oh. You're on a football team? Who do you play for? SDSU? UCLA? Nope, the San Diego Chargers.

These are great. For some reason I can never get enough of comics about work. Please continue.

So, 95% are true? Which ones aren't?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Which Charger was it?

I saw Tony Gwynn at a Rubios near where you work.

1)I say 95% because I bent the conversations just a little bit, but the whole idea that is relayed is completely true.

2)I forgot which San Diego Charger it was but all I can remember is that he wasn't caucasian.

Thrice??

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Didn't know it was Q&A for my comics! And yes, it's a Thrice lyric to the song "Deadbolt."

Anybody else have any questions? =D