In the US you gotta be 21 to drink. 16 to drive. 18 to vote. 21 to drink. Sometimes I think they have the numbers backwards.

Anyway, that's where I got the idea for WW 21. At that age American's rush to the bars in order to make total asses of themselves in public - getting drunk - saying something stooooopid - barfing on our best friend. Previously we had been forces to make asses of ourselves out in the woods or behind the quicky mart.

So that's it. Worlds Worst Things to Say in a Bar.

Get cracking. And remember, if you're out with friends make sure you have a designated cartoonist. Judging will be July some-odd.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'WW 21: Wrong Bar']

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Blue is the color of victory.

[Click to view comic: 'Worlds Worst 21: Bar-baric']

[Click to view comic: 'WW21: Closing time']

[Click to view comic: 'WW XXI']

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Here's another go at it:

[Click to view comic: 'WW XXI, Part II']

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[Click to view comic: 'WW 21: Ill-advised bar-related statements']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'WW 21: Pussy Liquor']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'WW 21: Tyler's Ill-Conceived Bar Chit-Chat']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Judgment Day is Friday.']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'WW 21 : And they walked into a bar...']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'WW21: A bar full of men. and this woman.']

don't bother reading this one. oops, too late!

[Click to view comic: 'WW 21: Mr. Swooft Fails To Get Laid']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I gotta say, "Gimme a fuckin' grasshopper, you stupid whore!" is just the worst thing to say in any bar. And for so many reasons.

And so the glass is passed to WW 22. Keep to the left.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Holy shit, I actually WON something? Spankling, what the hell you been huffing?

Thanks to everyone who entered this contest cause without you, well, hell, um ... nevermind.

Every single entry cracked me up in some way. Some made me randy and then I had to masturbate. Some made me crap. But that's a story for another day.

I'll be going out of town until Tuesday, so if I can't think of anything for the new contest by tomorrow morning, I'll post something by late next week.

Thanks again, Spankling, even though I think I only won cause I gave you a reach around last night!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)