So, yesterday, I finally got to see Fahrenheit 9/11, and, like everything else Michael Moore has done, it is by turns poignant, riotously funny, manipulative and honest, and pretty consistently very good.

That said, I want you guys to take the piss out of Moore. He is, after all, fighting for the rights of the common man and making piles of money doing it, while carefully keeping his old impoverished look so he can maintain the appearance of legitimacy.

So, give me movie posters, campaign slogans, fast food ads--anything that makes fun of Michael Moore. Judging will be the day after the general elections or next Monday, whichever comes first.

(incidentally, the nomenclature in the subject line comes from the old, now underused, "Phuxx0r" appellation that once graced this venerable competition)

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

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Blue is the color of victory.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Blue is the color of victory.

biped, that was the most childish thing I've ever seen.

Totally loved it, man.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Thanks! My inner child wrote it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Way to link to a file on your harddrive, that is in a format that isn't even viewable unless you have Photoshop.

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Poop.

Imageshack is useful under circumstances such as these.

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Blue is the color of victory.

It's not my computer, and it has this problem and for some reason no matter what, it converts everything and sends it directly to hard drive. My friend's getting it fixed. Sorry, we didn't even know about this 'till last night, after we posted. Oh yeah, I do have photoshop. I'll find out what happened there.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

now was the appointed time of judging, but i'll wait a day to see if mr. or mrs. grassi can resolve his/her technical issues. if anyone else wants a shot, take it now!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Thanks, and I'm a Mr.
This will probably work now. If not, judge with out me.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

That was worth waiting for.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Only one day. I mean, he didn't have to wait, it's not like I asked him to. But he was being nice.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

first off, a lesson:

LIGHTNING + MOTHERBOARD = NO FUN.

in other words, sorry for the delay, but i have bigger problems at the moment.

anyhoo, here's the part where i say "i hate you guys." i hate you guys. there were two super-duper funny entries (Gabu's National Enquirer and biped's invisible cock thing). there was other fun stuff as well (lukket gets the fake award for "best job making michael moore look like a 19th-century lithograph"), but these two made me laugh like an even bigger freak than i really am. therefore, i did what any other judge would do:

tails. biped wins.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Yay! I won something through sheer dumb luck!

Thanks, habnem! I also thought all of the entries were hilarious.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'll get you next time, Lady Luck! Next tiiiiiime!

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Blue is the color of victory.