Buford T. Pusser.
From biped :: 07-10-04 10:30pm ( reply :: delete )

Fendick Swern.
From biped :: 07-10-04 10:14pm ( reply :: delete )

Sonny Tufts.
From biped :: 07-10-04 04:23pm ( reply :: delete )

Anson Williams.
From biped :: 07-10-04 02:51pm ( reply :: delete )

I'm sorry, the correct answer was Les Brown And His Band Of Reknown.
From biped :: 07-10-04 02:27pm ( reply :: delete )

I would be honored to.
From Gabu :: 07-10-04 06:21am ( reply :: delete )

Yes, horses are good to eat.
From biped :: 07-09-04 11:35pm ( reply :: delete )

One of us...one of us...gooble-gobble, one of us...
From biped :: 07-09-04 11:16pm ( reply :: delete )

Great googly-moogly!
From biped :: 07-09-04 11:04pm ( reply :: delete )

Hip, hip, hooray.
From biped :: 07-09-04 10:05pm ( reply :: delete )

Yes, I can.
From biped :: 07-09-04 09:35pm ( reply :: delete )

Que Lastima, message recieved muy lato... whatever ... I fucking hate spanish. I missed your message. I was too busy playing Kingdom of Loathing. Next time. Next time.

From len :: 07-09-04 03:28am ( reply :: delete )

Well it doesn,t say they can't.
From Kr0n1c :: 07-08-04 08:01pm ( reply :: delete )

Kool! You deserve it I liked yours anyway I was just worry someone might complain because if you being a judge. The rules in BTC #1 says a judge can enter so if anyone complains Ill back you up. I dont think anyone would be that petty anyway. Have a sandwich champ!
From Kr0n1c :: 07-08-04 05:45pm ( reply :: delete )

Yay! Your the winner!

From Kr0n1c :: 07-08-04 05:20pm ( reply :: delete )

LOL! Ok Im gonna go anounce the winner. Lol.
From Kr0n1c :: 07-08-04 04:43pm ( reply :: delete )

Hey one quick thing. I was rereading the rules to the contest and I guess I was supose to anounce the judges at the start of the contest. Oops! Im a newb! Also we are suppose to anounce the judges picks so I dont know if you want me to anounce you voting for yourself (if thats who your voting for). I told the other judge about your entry but he didnt budge on his decision (he went with NGrassi22). So just PM me your vote and Ill making the decision between your guys pick. Thnx.
From Kr0n1c :: 07-08-04 10:27am ( reply :: delete )

Were you voting for yourself? Let me know so I could cast the final vote. Thnx
From Kr0n1c :: 07-08-04 07:12am ( reply :: delete )

Lol! That shit is funny let me tell the other judge. Man you making the decision harder.
From Kr0n1c :: 07-08-04 06:26am ( reply :: delete )

you can enter. the other judge picked Ngrass or some shit as winner. the very first BTC has the rules. Ill just keep the judges secret incase you win.
From Kr0n1c :: 07-08-04 06:18am ( reply :: delete )

I was looking at bipeds, Athiest, and squishy. Did I all ready tell you that? Dam beer.
From Kr0n1c :: 07-08-04 06:05am ( reply :: delete )

YAY!

From Kr0n1c :: 07-08-04 06:03am ( reply :: delete )

I was gonna ask you a question about contest because Im judging BTC #10 but I backtracked and found out the answer. Plus I forgot the question. Hey you wouldn't be interested in judging would you? I need a judge like a crackhead needs a hit!
From Kr0n1c :: 07-08-04 05:59am ( reply :: delete )

Hey whats going on? I wanna ask you a question if you don't mind.
From Kr0n1c :: 07-08-04 05:29am ( reply :: delete )

Are you mocking me?

Not at all, your tributes were awesome.

When I was reading them, a couple of ideas sparked, so I decided to run with it. The only person I was really mocking was TooMuchCoffeeGuy (about his dream), but since I'm TooMuchCoffeeGuy I figured no one would mind. ^_^
From Injokester :: 06-25-04 06:22pm ( reply :: delete )

Thank you goodnight! (or thanks man)

New Dan Rather strip up! Oh I pimp myself.
From len :: 06-22-04 02:26am ( reply :: delete )

Hey I made your reply.
From AtheistDiary :: 06-22-04 12:39am ( reply :: delete )

HOORAY

MY LIFE HAS MEANING AGAIN!!!!1111111
From Gabu :: 06-21-04 07:28pm ( reply :: delete )

surprise me.
From AtheistDiary :: 06-21-04 06:39pm ( reply :: delete )

go to the tribute disc, I have entered a plea and a comic
From newportlocal :: 06-21-04 06:00pm ( reply :: delete )

I too hate Juggalos.
From JESUSSANDWICH :: 06-18-04 12:57am ( reply :: delete )

Keep up the good work.

is it cool if i do a tribute to your comics/genius?
From JESUSSANDWICH :: 05-20-04 12:12pm ( reply :: delete )

Yes, that is very cool.
From dcomposed :: 06-20-04 03:03pm ( reply :: delete )

You, sir, put the "HA" in "Holy shit that's fuckin' funny!"

Welcome to my favs list.
From AtheistDiary :: 06-19-04 09:07pm ( reply :: delete )

From Injokester :: 06-18-04 11:53pm ( reply :: delete )

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

quote:

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Yes, I can.
From biped :: 07-09-04 09:35pm ( reply :: delete )

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I can't take credit for that. I stole it from Sammy Davis, Jr.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Comments i have received:
[b]
Even if does, you've still used gay twice.

And I don't care what gay can mean.
From dcomposed :: 06-20-04 03:30pm ( reply :: delete )

You should probably change that sig or take out the stuff about fags, unless you want people (like me) not liking you because of it.
From dcomposed :: 06-20-04 03:05pm ( reply :: delete )
[/b]

AWW HOW CUTE

Why didn't you include this comment in the "Comments I have recieved" thread? This is a comment, and you have recieved it, so the only reason you would not include it is because you dislike my race. Why don't you just go join the KKK while you're at it, RACIST? I hate you, JESUSSANDWICH, or do you prefer to be called Adolf?
From EvilZak :: 07-11-04 02:01am ( reply :: delete )

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

[i]HOORAY

MY LIFE HAS MEANING AGAIN!!!!1111111
From Gabu :: 06-21-04 07:28pm ( reply :: delete )[/i]

I cannot for the life of me remember what that was about, but I laughed when I read it.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Are you guys sharing private messages?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I guess we are.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

No, we're sharing messages about our privates.

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Blue is the color of victory.

These were put in pm's for a reason. Here are the two main reasons why you shouldn't post them here:

1) The people who sent them might not want everyone reading them.
2) The people who didn't send them probably don't care.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I see Dcom's point. I ask for this thread to be erased.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

possums did a thread just like this, and it had A HUNDRED pm's in it, and it wasn't erased.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Here's one of mine:

quote:

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I want your hot, sexy meat missle in my bumcave. Put it in there quick before my brown downtown stops quivering with apprehension.

From dcomposed :: 07-10-04 12:19am ( reply :: delete )

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I got a comment for you, right here:

I before E except after C.

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Dad was flammable

quote:

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Trying to get him back up to 5 stars (mmyers) 04-13-04
H4W!!!!! (boinky33) 03-24-04
Comment (optional), Funny (absolutely) -niteowl 01-23-04
Fucking awesome guy. I want his babies - MikeyG 01-20-04
This bastard has it in for me. 09-25-03
needs 5 stars 09-22-03
He found the castle the princess was in. (UE) 08-18-03

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I love you guys.

Except Mikey. You're warped.

Now, I just need to have a comic idea again.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I rest my case. Give a man a thread, and you Neva-Die. Or whatever.

Here are 81 more comments I have recieved.

No you dont.
From NooniePuuBunny :: 07-08-04 11:11pm ( reply :: delete )

You like your Kafka? Check out comics 240892-240894.
From kaufman :: 07-08-04 10:19am ( reply :: delete )

Huh, what a weird coincidence.

Yes...coincidence...(shifts eyes)
From SinatraFonzarelli2 :: 07-08-04 01:39am ( reply :: delete )

[IMG]http://img44.exs.cx/img44/6286/You_Is_Fan_Of_Said_Bacon.gif[/IMG]

http://img44.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img44&image=You_Is_Fan_Of_Said_Bacon.gif
http://img44.exs.cx/img44/6286/You_Is_Fan_Of_Said_Bacon.gif

Its not transparent (I need a better freeware for that) but it does the trick. Chek it out! ^_^
From NooniePuuBunny :: 07-08-04 12:48am ( reply :: delete )

It be done, grasshoppa!
From AtheistDiary :: 07-06-04 08:39pm ( reply :: delete )

Dool 6 by AtheistDiary 7-06-04

And here's the code to unlock the male dancer in the Britney Spears game: up, down, up, down, up, down, and when you see the hole, go in. And before you even say it, just because I play the Britney Spears game, and know the male dancer code, doesn't mean I'm gay! Yeah know, not EVERY thought I have is about homosexuality. Geez, I was just thinking that I've got this friend named TOBOR that you really should-- Fin Wow! Look at the time! I'll give him a head start while I look for my sterling silver anal beads.

From AtheistDiary :: 07-06-04 05:35pm ( reply :: delete )

Dule! 4 by AtheistDiary 7-02-04

See? I told you this game kicked serious ass! You got that right, dude! You wanna be lovers? HUH?? I said you wanna be brothers? uh ... surrrrre ... just as long as you stay on that side of the room. Damn.

From AtheistDiary :: 07-02-04 06:52pm ( reply :: delete )

Duel! 2 by AtheistDiary 7-02-04

What the fuck is a 'Soul Calibur'? It's a kick ass video game where you run around with a green flaming type sword and you bash monsters and fight against vampires in tattered capes! You're coming on to me, aren't you? It's times like these I wish I had a light saber.

From AtheistDiary :: 07-02-04 06:04pm ( reply :: delete )

No. I used to have a free program that made them, but I can't remember what it was called or if it's still available.
From biped :: 07-02-04 05:57pm ( reply :: delete )

btw, be sure to let me know which strip you did for our tag so I know which one to make fun of, er, I mean which one to continue on.
From AtheistDiary :: 07-02-04 05:40pm ( reply :: delete )

Alrighty, tighty whitey. Start off the strip, I'll do a follow up, and we'll keep tagging til my boner goes away (or until either of us gets bored with it all).
From AtheistDiary :: 07-02-04 05:38pm ( reply :: delete )

Sure. I have to get over this cold first. I'll PM you as soon as the demons flee my lungs and sinuses.
From AtheistDiary :: 06-30-04 11:25pm ( reply :: delete )

I'll ask him. ^-^ He might know. I'll try a google search tomarrow if I can't get an answer from him.
From NooniePuuBunny :: 06-28-04 11:55pm ( reply :: delete )

> I care what you think because I value you as a really great stripper, and besides, it's a pun, and your the pun master.

What I'm trying to say is that you should make comics/puns because YOU like them, not because I or anyone else do.

Don't get me wrong, I like my stuff to be liked, but I don't do them to please a particular audience other than myself. Any positive feedback I get is just gravy. You and everyone else should be secure enough to feel the same way.

But just between you and me, I'm planning when I have some time to write a series on what I like in MY comics, which will provide insight into my thought processes in making comics, and some elements that when I see other people using them, I generally like their stuff more.
From kaufman :: 06-26-04 04:33pm ( reply :: delete )

Why do you care what I think?

But on a scale of 1 to 10, I give it a Thursday.

Seriously, pretty good, but not the worst pun ever.
From kaufman :: 06-26-04 03:38pm ( reply :: delete )

> How about this horrible Kafka joke?

I nnever met a morphosis I din't like.
From kaufman :: 06-26-04 03:32pm ( reply :: delete )

If I'd ever played Magic, I'd probably get the joke better ...
From kaufman :: 06-24-04 01:32am ( reply :: delete )

For already boosting the new BTC's participation to about half as much as the last one I did.
From biped :: 06-23-04 09:45pm ( reply :: delete )

Yay!
From biped :: 06-23-04 07:33pm ( reply :: delete )

Oh, yeah?
From biped :: 06-23-04 06:04pm ( reply :: delete )

1. HA, HA!!! I WIN!!! NYAAH NYAAH NYAH-NYAAH NYAAH!!! BURN!!!

2. How about if Blue is in his underwear in the bedroom, and he says "Well. That could've gone better." And there are no rules except he has to be in his underwear and he has to say "Well. That could've gone better."
From biped :: 06-23-04 05:52pm ( reply :: delete )

1. No, fuck YOU!

2. No, thanks. I have to work my way through this debilitating fear.
From biped :: 06-23-04 05:41pm ( reply :: delete )

1. Mmm...smell that delicious bacon. (slurp) Mmm... (drool)

2. I'm still scared. I think I'm killing it.
From biped :: 06-23-04 05:35pm ( reply :: delete )

1: So? My brother-in-law is Jewish, and he eats plenty of bacon!

2: I'm scared! The last BTC I hosted was a piece of shit!
From biped :: 06-23-04 05:29pm ( reply :: delete )

Crispy bacon is a tasty treat that's hard to beat. I think failure to eat bacon should result in at least six months' imprisonment.
From biped :: 06-23-04 05:16pm ( reply :: delete )

What do you do with it?
From biped :: 06-23-04 05:13pm ( reply :: delete )

In the last two days, I ate an entire package of bacon in just two meals. First night: scrambled eggs w/bacon. Second night: a salad w/bacon.
From biped :: 06-23-04 05:10pm ( reply :: delete )

Made out of shit!
From biped :: 06-23-04 04:33pm ( reply :: delete )

Yeah! And if they don't like them, we can tell them to eat shit!
From biped :: 06-23-04 04:31pm ( reply :: delete )

Great. Now that I've done my first one, I sort of enjoyed it.
From biped :: 06-23-04 04:27pm ( reply :: delete )

Okay, but I'll bet something will come to you. If so, we can start it up again.
From biped :: 06-23-04 04:26pm ( reply :: delete )

Lethargic Larry 6 by biped 6-23-04

Larry! The house is about to blow up! Quick -- turn off the gas! Sure, Mom. In a minute. LARRY! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO...IS WALK OVER...AND TURN OFF THE GAS! I'm on it, Mom. Wow...these graphics are awesome.

No really, this is killing me!
From biped :: 06-23-04 04:06pm ( reply :: delete )

Lethargic Larry 4 by biped 6-23-04

Hello, 911? The woods are on fire. What is the exact location of the fire? Could you describe the size and intensity of the blaze? Does it appear to be out of control? Is it endangering innocent people? Aah, fuck it.

Yes it is!
From biped :: 06-23-04 03:28pm ( reply :: delete )

Don't apologize, just shut up and keep sucking.
From MikeyG :: 06-23-04 03:26pm ( reply :: delete )

Did you respond with contradicting answers to the same statement?
From MikeyG :: 06-23-04 03:22pm ( reply :: delete )

Haven't I told you this like 80 times? 26. Me and Jes are the same age.
From MikeyG :: 06-23-04 03:20pm ( reply :: delete )

[Click to view comic: 'Lethargic Larry 2']

This is hard.
From biped :: 06-23-04 03:10pm ( reply :: delete )

AS long as we get to blask cock rock. And by blast I mean toss CDs out the window and fire shotguns at 'em.
From MikeyG :: 06-23-04 03:10pm ( reply :: delete )

I knew I loved you for a reason. Van Halen DOES blow.
From MikeyG :: 06-23-04 03:03pm ( reply :: delete )

I hope so. You first.
From biped :: 06-23-04 02:32pm ( reply :: delete )

That's probably because too many people AREN'T GEEKS!!!! OMGWTFIJC
From MikeyG :: 06-23-04 02:04pm ( reply :: delete )

you mean "Tap" as in "tap the power of" as a play-on-words? A...pun?
From MikeyG :: 06-23-04 01:55pm ( reply :: delete )

it's not bad. Not hysterical though.
From MikeyG :: 06-23-04 01:51pm ( reply :: delete )

Okay. That sounds like it might be more fun than getting killed.
From biped :: 06-22-04 03:55pm ( reply :: delete )

Okay, but I've never done one before so I don't know how it would turn out.

Maybe we should do it tomorrow, I'm not feeling very creative today.
From biped :: 06-22-04 03:33pm ( reply :: delete )

Not until we find out who wins the big comics contest!
From biped :: 06-20-04 09:32pm ( reply :: delete )

So am I, stupidhead, but I run with it. I'm the wacky guy.
From MikeyG :: 06-19-04 06:32pm ( reply :: delete )

Hey check out my new comics.
From JESUSSANDWICH :: 06-19-04 03:11am ( reply :: delete )

XD Hence why you can play it over and over till your butt gets numb!
From NooniePuuBunny :: 06-19-04 12:24am ( reply :: delete )

I usually go for games that have a good story as well as gameplay, and the story wasn't much, but the plotscripting was very cool.
From NooniePuuBunny :: 06-19-04 12:11am ( reply :: delete )

I love old-school games. Way better than most games they come out with now. ^-^ They were so simple and loving then. *sighs* ahh those were the days...
From NooniePuuBunny :: 06-17-04 11:42pm ( reply :: delete )

I made this two minutes after I got your last PM.

[Click to view comic: 'People I actually know: Matt Hildreth']
From JESUSSANDWICH :: 06-17-04 03:34pm ( reply :: delete )

Wow that must suck.
From JESUSSANDWICH :: 06-17-04 03:13pm ( reply :: delete )

Thanks that means alot coming from one of the regulars. Im trying my hardest to put out quality material and that kind of feedback is what keeps me going.
From JESUSSANDWICH :: 06-17-04 03:11pm ( reply :: delete )

Nope. Just a stripcreator junkie. I enjoy your comics though.
From JESUSSANDWICH :: 06-17-04 02:58pm ( reply :: delete )

The Day the Earth Stood Still I have heard of. I'll check it out.
From MikeyG :: 06-17-04 02:12pm ( reply :: delete )

"That reminds me, have you seen The Day the Earth Stood Still or Sisters by Brian DePalma?"

Nope.
From MikeyG :: 06-17-04 02:09pm ( reply :: delete )

I don't remember. What?
From MikeyG :: 06-17-04 02:08pm ( reply :: delete )

YOURE THE HAM!? I thought that was just a legend.
From JESUSSANDWICH :: 06-17-04 01:34pm ( reply :: delete )

That sucks. I made the perfect sandwich it was so good people said it reminded them of Jesus.
From JESUSSANDWICH :: 06-17-04 01:17pm ( reply :: delete )

Hows that working out for you?
From JESUSSANDWICH :: 06-17-04 01:13pm ( reply :: delete )

No to both.
From MikeyG :: 06-15-04 09:16am ( reply :: delete )

Im Seventeen man.
From JESUSSANDWICH :: 06-14-04 08:59pm ( reply :: delete )

I paid 700 a month for a 1 bedroom. Kitchen and all. Now I pay 550 a month for a studio in Connecticut. life sucks.
From MikeyG :: 06-14-04 07:15pm ( reply :: delete )

Yeah, it's fucking capitalism that made it that way. I paid 700 bucks a month for a 1 bedroom.
From MikeyG :: 06-14-04 06:56pm ( reply :: delete )

you'd be lucky to get an apartment anywhere in new york, even a studio, for anything less than 600 dollar a month.
From MikeyG :: 06-14-04 06:32pm ( reply :: delete )

As it happens, I *am* a mad scientist.
From andydougan :: 06-12-04 04:18pm ( reply :: delete )

Sorry 'bout taht. Er, I mean that.
From andydougan :: 06-09-04 10:44pm ( reply :: delete )

HO-BEAST!
From Hobo_knife_fight :: 06-08-04 12:20pm ( reply :: delete )

................... I get that alot.......
From Hobo_knife_fight :: 06-08-04 12:05pm ( reply :: delete )

http://www.geocities.com/xxbuzzelxx/riseofevil3.jpg

B AAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

HA hA, chortle. Not as good as the original tho.
From smamurai :: 06-07-04 05:05am ( reply :: delete )

K. I read it. I myself do not like the sacreligious tones of it, but Jesus Takes a Shit on Rush Limbaugh was pretty funny at least(hell, if bill cosby took a shit on Rush Limbaugh I'd laugh.) Better than most of the stuff using the Jesus graphic. ^-^

Maybe you should make a series spin off of people of various ethnic backgrounds, social standings, and sexual orientations taking a shit on him in the same style.

^-^ thankies for the win!
From NooniePuuBunny :: 06-06-04 05:49pm ( reply :: delete )

yay!
From NooniePuuBunny :: 06-06-04 05:33pm ( reply :: delete )

Haha! XD What are the chances of that?
From NooniePuuBunny :: 06-06-04 05:08pm ( reply :: delete )

The sad part: I was playing Castlevania IV when I got the inspiration to enter the contest.
From NooniePuuBunny :: 06-05-04 10:19pm ( reply :: delete )

^-^ Thank you for telling me bout imageshack.
From NooniePuuBunny :: 06-05-04 12:08am ( reply :: delete )

disreguard that. ^-^; I made several embarassing mistakes and thats why I blew my bandwidth on geocites. It should load very quickly now. I made the files way too damn big.
From NooniePuuBunny :: 06-04-04 10:37pm ( reply :: delete )

here is my entry for CC #248:

http://www.geocities.com/xxbuzzelxx/StripCreator_CC.htm

Wait until 6:30 at the earliest. I blew my bandwidth limits. If any of the images refuse to load, PM me your email and I'll e-mail em to ya. I'm not putting the link on my post because I'm afraid some goober will look at it and blow the bandwidth limit again before you even have a chance to check.
From NooniePuuBunny :: 06-04-04 04:18pm ( reply :: delete )

You're welcome.
From choadwarrior :: 05-31-04 04:13pm ( reply :: delete )

The chat room was horrible. I'm never going in there again, ever.
From biped :: 05-29-04 11:47pm ( reply :: delete )

Okay, but I'm not sure why it would be great.
From biped :: 05-29-04 10:43pm ( reply :: delete )

Just so you know, those were all the comments I've ever received.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[b]GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
From exciting_computers :: 09-28-03 02:21pm ( reply :: delete )

ar you jok;ing o soetmin?
From exciting_computers :: 09-25-03 09:18pm ( reply :: delete )

dude whers my car?>:;;;;;; l;olzzzz rofl;a

dude
From exciting_computers :: 09-25-03 09:18pm ( reply :: delete )[/b]

exciting computers is a pm troll.

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It's grime time.

I changed it, Neovid.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Meanie.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet