In honor of the fact that July 16 is, in fact, my birthday, this is a topic dedicated to myself. Today I am 19, an age that bears, to my knowledge, no significance whatsoever other than, of course, the fact that it's how old I am now.

Party on.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Happy birthday, Gabu.

When I was 19, I drank some very good beer...

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I will cherish this birthday pug forever.

And the beer.

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Blue is the color of victory.

i was 19 a month and 6 days ago.
i hate being 20, i feel like a fucking old man, ive already been called a pedophile because of my age. *shakes fist*

Enjoy!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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i was 19 a month and 6 days ago.
i hate being 20, i feel like a fucking old man, ive already been called a pedophile because of my age. *shakes fist*

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Thanks for the honk, the teddy bear, the wise words, and the pedophile. This truly is a birthday to remember!

Oh wait, maybe that last one wasn't a present.

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Blue is the color of victory.

When I turned 19, corporate record labels killed alternative rock. Hope your year is better! :)

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I has a flavor!

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i was 19 a month and 6 days ago.
i hate being 20, i feel like a fucking old man, ive already been called a pedophile because of my age. *shakes fist*

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Perhaps now is the time to stop banging the six year olds.

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Next person who complains about being too old, while being UNDER the age of 26, is going to get a fucking skewer in their fucking eye.

After the nurse changes my diaper and I take all my blood pressure pills, that is.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

i hate being an old man

Goddamn this catheter and the colostomy bag!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Bond. James "Two-Bags" Bond.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.