Depressed over the money lossed thru bad business practice Suge turned to the only two things that truly made him happy.

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Get Your War On

At long last, Vanilla Ice completed his head-transplant correspondence course and was able to carry out his chilling revenge.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I always knew Mr. T was a big ol' fag.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Mr.T has got some hot tits.

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Poop.

Want hot phone action? Call 1-900-SUGE. Only $45.00 per minute.

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I has a flavor!

Suge agonised for hours, torn between the 1,200 calorie bliss of the hormone chocked "Booty Burgers" that he loved so dearly, and the rather undesirable effect that they had produced on his 'man boobies'.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.