Well, now that I'm in summer school, I've got my mind thinking about math (not fun). So I thought of a way to make it enjoyable (quite fun)!

You ever notice how sometimes in Entertainment Magazine they have some kind of math to find what two things make a movie, or a star, or a director. You know, like:

Wesley Snipes + Bela Lugosi = Blade.

Give it a shot.

Marlon Brando + Orson Welles = "Dead Bang"

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I forgot to mention you can do anything, including things outside of movies. As such:

comics + anal sex jokes + asian girls = stripcreator

AndyDougan + a speech impediment + the genes of a child molester = fuck

duck + dog + turkey + chicken = Muscovy Duck

Norway ÷ (Sweden - balls) = Finland

Richard Simmons + Wayne Brady + Alf = Gay Niggers From Outer Space

ho ho

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You + me + le Chef = When Groin Met Foot

HAHAHA!!!

Richard Pryor + freebasing = Richard Pryor on fire

star trek + star wars = CHAOS

Mario + speed - solid gameplay + hedgehog ÷ blue = Sonic

Mario + height + green = Luigi

Mario + weight + evil x yellow x $$$ + Salvador Dali = Wario

Robert DeNiro - 8 inches + overacting - one oscar = Al Pacino

Sandra Bernhard + Don Knotts = Mick Jagger

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Holy shit....

My face hurts.

You cunt.

NTTAWWT®

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

More rock stars:

Lucille Ball + crack whore = Courtney Love

Mick Jagger + small ferret = Steven Tyler

Uncle Fester + Spanky McFarland = Billy Corgan

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

boorite + Catherine Zeta-Jones = Catherine Zeta-Jones with no pants.

+ Martha Stewart = "that's a good thing"

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What others say about boorite!

Lawrence Fishburne x 2x (x=darkness) x "furious anger" = Sam Jackson.

BTW, I think we can all agree that the best Sam Jackson line is, "Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!" Twice in one sentence! And it makes sense!

Sean Connery + Skeet Ulrich = Colin Farrel

Freddie Prinze + a white guy - talent = Freddie Prinze, Jr.

Audrey Hepburn - talent + tits = Jennifer Love Hewitt

your mom + me = a night of debauchery.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

MikeyG + comedy = inconceivable

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Batman created by Bob Kane

dcomposed + snarky comments = teh giggle

boinky33 - funny + cuntitude = dcomposed

country music + Frankenstein = Lyle Lovett

rap metal + Pillsbury Doughboy = Fred Durst

Johnny Mathis + gila monster = Michael Jackson

James Brown + Al Sharpton = gila monster

Beastie Boys + Ellen Degeneres = Eminem

Eminem + Rosie O'Donnell = Gloria Steinem

Jabba the Hut + Darth Vader = Larry Flynt

Jack Elam + Bugs Bunny = David Letterman

Marilyn Monroe + Margaret Hamilton = Madonna

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My cock + Gwen Stefani's asshole = pure bliss

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Gwen Stefani - ugly = something less ugly than Gwen Stefani

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Poop.

you + thinking Gwen Stefani is ugly = gay

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RUN-D.M.C. - rhyme skills - Jam-Master Jay = most modern rap

boogie blues + beards = ZZ TOP

wax + wick + cardboard = Candlebox

noise + (seeds x (water and sunlight)) = Soundgarden

Led Zeppelin - John Bonham = a damn shame

rappers - blackness = wiggers

Ice Cube + Ice-T = slightly iced tea

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

you + thinking Gwen Stefani is ugly = gay

you + a bunch of naked gay men running around your house = weekday

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Poop.

anyone who thinks gwen stefani is ugly = blasphemy!!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

penis + vagina = sperm

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Get Your War On

I've never been good at those math problems with letters instead of numbers.

Bile + Hate + (pH -1 Acid) - Logic = Michael Savage
Michael Savage - Penis = Ann Coulter

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Blue is the color of victory.

George Bush + Speech - Script = 0

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Blue is the color of victory.