I wrote two versions of this one for Kramer vs. Kramer's contest, and didn't submit either of them... It was an installment in a little theme I decided to run with the where the asian girls were taunting me for writing suck ass comics. They're more right than I feared.
I have to admit, that I didn't think you could possibly sink so low, Drex...
Quit trying to be a contender... you're just a pretedninator.
Really, what did you think that would accomplish just then?
Stop trying to make a funny comic, and just do it!
What did Captain Obvious say to the donkey?
You're an ass.
I personally laugh at this one, even though I don't think it's one of the best I've done... I didn't think it stood a shot in hell of winning, so I never bothered to post it.
I am Captain America! I was injected with the Super-Soldier serum during WW II. Then I was frozen and found by the Avengers and have been a Super Hero ever since.
I am the Red Skell. Professional NAZI and Captain Americas arch enemy.
I have to fight for freedom.
I have to destroy freedom.
Your in really good shape you know that?
Lets go back to my NAZI LOVE CHAMBER and eat some peaches.
I made it at like 2 AM half asleep and almost peed my pants laughing. Then in the morning I went to post it read it again and saw it was awful. Now it has been immortalized in the crappy comics thread.
I have comics like that too... ones that I loved when I typed, but looked at not hours later in disgust. Sort of like the one I just posted, except I actually do laugh at it when I'm in the right mood.
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Police them come an' now they blow down me door
One him come crawl through through my window
So then they put me in the back the car at the station
From that point on me reach my destination
When the destination reached it was the east detention
Where them whipped down me pants looked up me bottom so
Snow was more of a ragga-style chatter than a scatman. The best scatman was Scatman John, although Scatman Crothers who was in The Shining is also worthy of note.
