This was sent to me a long time ago and I recently rediscovered it in my inbox.

I'd still do 'em.

J.Lo looks good in her first picture. The rest of them look like shit in both pictures.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Are you kidding me? I'd take the Liz Hurley in that first picture, lock her in my basement, and do naughty things to her while shoving McDonald's down her throat until she looked like the second picture.

I have a feeling biped's wife/girlfriend/momma was looking over his shoulder when he wrote that post.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Would anyone else consider MickeyG's penis as a celebrity? 'Cos I'm picking that.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Yes, but it was more of a Studio 54-type celebrity. You know, not really famous, but hung out with famous people. Like Billy Barty, Herve Villachaez, Mickey Rooney. If'n ye know what ah mean.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"WRONG!!!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I would throw Julia Roberts in a pit in my basement, make her liberally apply lotion on her skin (or else she'd get the hose again), starve her, and FINALLY have that woman suit I've been trying to make.

Until then, I'll just tuck it back and dance.

Gwenyth Paltrow was fat in 'Shallow Hal'. Anyway, this seemed interesting, so I decided to give it a shot. I wanted to see what Kirstie Alley looked like fat... so I did this mock-up...

Where she goes from this...

to this...

Pretty realistic, wouldn't you say?

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I wouldn't because it would be sinful and I would burn in hell. Jesus is always watching, my friend. Have a educational tract.

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It's grime time.

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I would throw Julia Roberts in a pit in my basement, make her liberally apply lotion on her skin (or else she'd get the hose again), starve her, and FINALLY have that woman suit I've been trying to make.

Until then, I'll just tuck it back and dance.

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