You're going to come second or worse (Olympics). Have fun loosing.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

And by loosing I mean losing.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why? When did Croc Humping become an official event?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

When I became such a strong competitor.

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It's grime time.

I'm still waiting for the "Wallaby Wrestling" event.

And besides, the people from Antarctica are going to win this year. Every event.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

LOL! MY COUNTRY CAN RUN FASTER THAN YOURS! WHEEEE!!!!11

The only Olympics Australia will win are the Special Olympics.

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AFROMANS MOVE

Lol!

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Get Your War On

Who the fuck watches the Olympics anyway?

Although I did enjoy watching Iraq pump Portugal 4-2, purely to see Cristiano Ronaldo blubbering like a school-girl again.

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Dad was flammable

Boola-bong, diggly-dong
Australia win? I think you're wrong.
Boola-bong, diggly-dong
The Aussies love to sing this song.

Boola boola billie-o-bong
Diggly wiggly, digerie-dong
Foodly poodly fiddly-fong
Australia win? I think you're wrong.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Wait...the Olympics are going on?

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ian Thorpe has been taking into custody by Olympic authorities!

yay?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

quote:

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ian Thorpe has been taking into custody by Olympic authorities!

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Yes, when it comes to accidentally falling into a swimming pool , he Da Man.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Ian Thorpe has been found guilty of using an illegal denim swim suit. Along with the denim suit he has also been found guilty of having gills installed. He is hereby damned to live the rest of his life in Australia where you can't find high quality Chris Benoit DVD's.

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Menthol?

What are the Olympics?

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

What are the what?

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Dad was flammable

I heard everyone in the olympics has big sex orgies instead of practice. Hooray!

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

I would not like to live in a world like that, even if Mel Gibson and Paul Hogan were from there.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.