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Awards List (Paste at judging)

FTC #42: Paying The Don by Kr0n1c 8-14-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. *Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh oh.

I am the most horrable speller in the world so forgive me.

You can't change the first two panels. Do whatever to the last. Use Photoshop if you want I don't give a flying fuck.

Judging will be next Wednesday or Saturday.

Have fun!

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FTC #42: Paying The Don by boinky33 8-14-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. *Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh oh. No.

FTC #42: Paying The Don 2 by boinky33 8-14-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. *Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh oh. Put on this catwoman outfit and we'll see what happens from there.

First his ear... by EvilZak 8-14-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. *Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh oh. Here's a drawing of ten thousand dollars.

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AFROMANS MOVE

FTC #42: Paying The Don 3 by boinky33 8-15-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. *Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh oh. Later.... Wait....WHERE did you want me to put this cucumber? Do it!!!!!!

FTC #42: Just Think About Baseball by biped 8-15-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. *Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh oh. Umm...according to your dad, I'm your new fiance'. Oh, goody! I sure hope you don't vomit to death like the last one!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC #42 by fzh 8-17-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh oh. Sucky Sucky Fi dolla.

FTC #42: Messin' With The Don by The_Kingpin 8-17-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh-oh Sure, it's called the Life Payment.

Too Small To Handle by NGrassi22 8-17-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. *Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh Oh... A Few Minutes Later... Drop your pants...Ok...where the fuck is it?

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

I'm extending the deadline to Saturday maybe Sunday. The comics look pretty dam funny. Hurry and get those last minute entrys in!

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Suckie Suckie, Fish Head by possums 8-19-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. *Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh oh. Well, not what I had in mind, but when in Rome... *glorp, glorp*

Mafia Fear Factor by possums 8-19-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. *Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh oh. Now I want you to stick your dick in this dead horse's head! God damn you, Don Joe Roganleone!

GLUB GLUB, MOTHERFUCKER by possums 8-19-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. *Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh oh. Ah, you dealt with the Don too, huh?

FTC 42: The ultimate price by lukket 8-21-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. *Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh oh. He needs someone to fix his Windows XP PC... Oh no, please kill me!

FTC 42: Don Who? by lukket 8-21-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. *Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh oh. Why dontcha just pay - it's only $5! Oh, you were talking about Don Johnson!?

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You guys are not making this easy on me. All the strips made giggle like a school girl. I'm gonna judge tommorow. I'm sick with the flu. The good thing is that Dayquil+Bacardi=YYYIIIPPPIIEEE!!! Get dem last entries in!

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Get Your War On

FTC#42: He's fucked up. by ftc 8-21-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. *Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh oh. You want me to draw on your right eyebrow?!!? Sure!

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Poo perhaps?

That's one crazy combination there. I'm gonna stick with the good old-fashioned Vicodin and Cognac mix if you don't mind.

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to:possums

For the Comic:"Glub Glub, Motherfucker"

This is pretty much what would have happen. Except they would probaly rape him a little first. Than pee on him. Than rape him again. You know just a little, for fun.

Most Sexual

Goes to:possums

For the Comic:"Suckie Suckie,Fish Head"

Thats a disgusting title. Lol.

Most Ironic

Goes to:boinky33

For the Comic:"Paying The Don"

Best Pun

Goes to:The_Kingpin

For the Comic:"Messin' With The Don"

A pun is a play off words right? Heh heh heh...

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to:fzh

For the Comic:N/A

Asians in China towns everywhere are rolling in their Dry Cleaning shops .

Best Title

Goes to:biped

For the Comic:"Just Think About Baseball"

Thats pretty much what that guy will be doing the rest of his life.

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to:ftc
For the Comic:"He's Fucked Up"

The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to:Me!

For the Comic:FTC #42 Paying The Don Template

I am teh Lord of Typos!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to:boinky33

For the Comic:"Paying The Don"

Can't get much shorter than that.

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to:lukket

For the Comic:

FTC 42: Don Who? by lukket 8-21-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. *Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh oh. Why dontcha just pay - it's only $5! Oh, you were talking about Don Johnson!?

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to:boinky33

For the Comic:Comic:

FTC #42: Paying The Don 3 by boinky33 8-15-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. *Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh oh. Later.... Wait....WHERE did you want me to put this cucumber? Do it!!!!!!

Psychic Award

Goes to:boinky33

For the Comic:

FTC #42: Paying The Don 3 by boinky33 8-15-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. *Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh oh. Later.... Wait....WHERE did you want me to put this cucumber? Do it!!!!!!

My comic was:Pretty much the same thing or familiar. Great minds think a like!

Creativity Award

Goes to:possums

For the Comic:

Mafia Fear Factor by possums 8-19-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. *Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh oh. Now I want you to stick your dick in this dead horse's head! God damn you, Don Joe Roganleone!

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to:biped

FortheComic:

FTC #42: Just Think About Baseball by biped 8-15-04

Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls. *Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way? Hmmm... Uh oh. Umm...according to your dad, I'm your new fiance'. Oh, goody! I sure hope you don't vomit to death like the last one!

The thought of someone vomiting themselves to death had me peeing on my keyboard.

Good job everyone! Your all winners in my book.

It's all yours stinky pants.

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This has got to be like, the 8th competition Biped's ever won. He knows what the people likes.

I'll always remember this day as "the best St. Crispin's Day ever!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You know, Biped, if you don't want to make the next FTC, the winner of the creativity award could always take over for you.

Too late!

HEH HAH HYECK HYECK!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FUCK YOU!!!

DROP DEAD!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

INVASION!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.