Hey, you cunts! Get your asses into IRC! It's been dead all day!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Sorry, I was busy at work earning money to pay my internet connection.

And I'm there now. Where the fuck are YOU, huh?

He's the one paying for the private cam.

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Poop.

I idled for a bit last night.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I was in there for about a half hour trying to coax brad, FTC and knkx to talk, I even tried "HDB!" but I got nothing.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[20:09:58] * Now talking in #stripcreator

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I've been in the chatroom a few times. The floor was sticky.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Also, I'm not in anymore because noone talks to me. So I'm gonna disapear for a while until you miss me.

See you in eight years.

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Poop.

When you went away in December or January or whenever that was, I tried to track you down so I could send you flowers :D

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Batman created by Bob Kane

The firewall at the new job won't let me use IRC, so I won't be around before about 7pm BST from now on :-(

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

This is one of my typical experiences in the chatroom, which is why I rarely go there.

Hi, everybody! Would you like to have a nice chat?
Well, well, look who's here..."dickface."
Just what we need, a shit-for-brains shit-eating shithead who is full of shit.
ROTFLMAO!!!
I like smores.
*sniff* I just wanted to have a nice chat...
HA HA! HE'S CRYING! THE LITTLE CRYBABY'S CRYING!
Shut up!
No, YOU shut up!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped, you're such a liar. It ACTUALLY went like this:

Bloody 'ell
Aboot time we go ootside, eh?
I've sworn on a Bible in court that I am a little teapot.
biped, it is so lovely to have you here.
bonzer sheilas cobber fair dinkum shrimp on the barbie
I haven't eaten anything but jellybeans and a beer can today.
Faith 'n begorrah! Kitty, ye've got to eat something, lass! Top o' the mornin'!
Facking coonts
The world is my mollusk, and my penis is the clamshucker.
biped and I have sex often. It smells.
Hey, fuck you, buddy!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Just wait'll my VH1 Popumentary comes on. Then you'll find out what you REALLY said.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

quote:

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biped and I have sex often. It smells.

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i've been busy being gone forever

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xx( o Y o. )xx

I've been in the woods with some men in bras.

I only wish I was joking.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I don't wanna know.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I do.

Yeah, but that's just because you were there.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I've had wood when Dan was in a bra.

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Poop.

Yeah, but that's because you were there humping a tree.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

And it never called back. :(

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Poop.