PROBLEM: Two books are for sale.
Which to buy? "Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton?
Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton: Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
Clinton: Ditto for Monica
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton: Let's not go there
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I think you should read "Hop On Pop."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

No. He should get "Where the Sidewalk Ends".

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Forget those two books, go for the full-blown trashy romance paperbacks. Especially ones with Fabio on the cover.

By the way...Pita is a she, Noonie. ;)

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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Forget those two books, go for the full-blown trashy romance paperbacks. Especially ones with Fabio on the cover.

By the way...Pita is a she, Noonie. ;)

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's OK, no worries... thanks for straightening that out, niteowl!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I have the same problem. I usually assume everyone's a guy unless their handle gives it away automatically (like attitudechicka). Fortunately I haven't propositioned any females yet. I hope...

*satisfied that no one will notice she thought pita was a guy as well*

I always assume someone's a woman if they have the words "Big" "Evil" and "Dan" in their names.

It's a dead giveaway every time.

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Poop.

Boys have a penis.
Girls have a vagina.

Our Boinky is growing up so fast (sniff)!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

*steals boinky's candy*

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.