Well, I actually won something. So let's all celebrate the first competition I've ever hosted. You should know the rules by now, so take a look at this Template and get strippin'!

BTC 16 Template by fzh 9-09-04

Make love to me! Now!

And because I'm too lazy to chose judges myself, I'm taking applications. The first two people to pm me are my judges. It can be anyone from a newbie to an honored stripping veteran. The only rule I'm going to make is this: The judges may not enter the contest. Oh, and if no one wants the job, I’ll judge it myself.

Oh, and judging will be on Friday next week unless I post otherwise.

BTC #16: Smooth Move Pt 1 by Kr0n1c 9-10-04

I'm gonna do it! If I see Maura today I'm gonna ask her out. Oh God here she comes! Ok Pete this it. Don't freeze up. It's now or never! Hello Pete.

BTC #16: Smooth Move Pt 2 by Kr0n1c 9-10-04

I went weewee in my pansies. Make love to me! Now!

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Get Your War On

BTC 16: Son of a ... by lukket 9-12-04

When is your father coming home again? He'll be home again from jail before christmas. Why? It's just.... I heard your mother is getting pretty desparate. Hearsay! That's all it is. See you tomorrow at school, Steve. Make love to me! Now!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

If You Touch It, He Will Come. by NGrassi22 9-12-04

*schwang* Make love to me! Now!

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Sensitivity by EvilZak 9-12-04

I hate it when people make fun of my homosexuality. Gays are people too. I love the way you feel. I want someone like you to father my children. Make love to me. Now.

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AFROMANS MOVE

It Must be Jelly by Spankling 9-12-04

Do those pants make your ass look fat? No but I want to thank you for drawing my attention to your tantalizing hams! Zounds girl! Excuse me... I seem to be chanelling someone with a lebido right now. Make love to me! Now!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

BTC 16: Diesel Sweeties 1250 by lukket 9-13-04

You traitor. I can't tolerate your naive trust in humans. But Maura loves me, and I love her. What if I told her that Indypete is also a robot? She'll never fall for that. She loves me for who I am, and not because I'm a handsome robot! Make love to me! Now!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I Could Teach You, But I'd Have To Charge by Zaster 9-13-04

My name is Zast... Make love to me! Now!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

BTC 16: Round Hole, Square Peg by biped 9-14-04

I'm so horny, I swear I'm going to fucking muff-dive the first lesbian feminazi that comes through that door. Thanks for helping out with the big "Men Are Scum" rally, Vera. Remember to "value your vagina." I sure will! Well, I'm going to go home and contemplate my clitoris for about twelve hours. Bye, Peg! Make love to me! Now!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC 16 by Rabid_Weasle 9-10-04

Hi, I'm not BigEvilDan. Make love to me! Now!

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Poop.

No one applied, which was my evil plan all along, so I'm judging myself.

Third Place and Would have been just as good the first comic award to Kr0n1c:

BTC #16: Smooth Move Pt 2 by Kr0n1c 9-10-04

I went weewee in my pansies. Make love to me! Now!

Second place and best use of irony award to EvilZak for:

Sensitivity by EvilZak 9-12-04

I hate it when people make fun of my homosexuality. Gays are people too. I love the way you feel. I want someone like you to father my children. Make love to me. Now.

First Place and Best Use of the Oedipus Complex award to lukket for:

BTC 16: Son of a ... by lukket 9-12-04

When is your father coming home again? He'll be home again from jail before christmas. Why? It's just.... I heard your mother is getting pretty desparate. Hearsay! That's all it is. See you tomorrow at school, Steve. Make love to me! Now!

take it away lukket!

I seem to have forgotten the word "without" in Kr0n1c's Award