Let's do the time warp again

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane

Let's do the time warp again...

...Anyone up for the good 'ol "Time Warp"?

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Actually about 367 times on October 27 1979 was quite enough.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I wasn't around in 1979, but I agree.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I tried to like that movie, but I really hate it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Glad to know I wasn't the only one who hated it. I was actually expelled from a group twice because of that movie. Once when they found out I hadn't seen it and second when they found out I hated it.

That song reminds me of school discos. Any song that has a specific dance to go along to it is bad enough, but it's even worse if the song is just some guy telling you how to do the moves.

Cha Cha Slide, anyone?

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Dad was flammable

I had the same experience...I watched it out of a sense of obligation, went into it thinking i'd like it, and hated it before it was over.

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That song reminds me of school discos. Any song that has a specific dance to go along to it is bad enough, but it's even worse if the song is just some guy telling you how to do the moves.

Cha Cha Slide, anyone?

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Cha Cha Slide, anyone?

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I beg to differ...there's this godawful thing called The Chicken Dance that people like to do at weddings for some strange reason.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Well, really most all of the "Tell You What To Do" songs suck.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Is it like the Birdie Song? That's bad, but the Cha Cha Slide is worse. Worse than the Macarena. Worse than the Huckle Buck. Worse than Limbaugh.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

What about the Locomotion?

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Poop.

Everybody's doin' it!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm not.

just give me a chance to do a hip hop dance

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These peoples tried to fade me.

RHPS fucking sucks.

But it sounds like you guys need a hefty dose of the Macarena.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Great. Thanks for reminding us all that the sun is going to burn out in another few billion years, Captain Bringdown!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Woohoo! I smell another recurring character.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Is it like the Birdie Song? That's bad, but the Cha Cha Slide is worse. Worse than the Macarena. Worse than the Huckle Buck. Worse than Limbaugh.

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See a bug walkin' on the ground
He moves in a straight line
But the waterbug must've flipped his tug
Cuz he don't even move in time

So if you like the swim
Then baby jump right in
If you like the cow
C'mon and do it now

Yeah, show Mickey's monkey what it's all about
C'mon pretty baby move it in and out
And get with it
Don't quit it
And waterbug.

"Do The Bug" Neil Sedaka

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Woohoo! I smell another recurring character.

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Poop.