I'm working on a coat of arms for Ivytopia. This is not easy. It makes the flag look like a piece of cake. Anyway, I have a partially completed draft, but I'm not sure if I'm going in the right direction or not. I used to have a larger border of pawprints, but it looked a bit cheesy. Any ideas?

Darn. I thought this was going to be a thread about Jimi Hendrix.

The coat of arms looks good. You might want to think about putting something in that empty spot right in the middle, though. Maybe some more ivy or something. Or perhaps a portrait of Corey Feldman.

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Sweet. A vine of ivy would rock, though. Totally.

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I think the whole thing should literally be a coat made out of human arms.
Everyone would know not to mess with you then.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

i'd add more to the lower left hand corner

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Okay, what about this one?

Now it's a little too busy and the golf clubs are distracting.

The golf clubs are fucking bullshit.

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I think instead of the golf clubs, you should have a severed human head impaled on a rigid snake.

But I also think that birds are ugly and stupid, so what the hell do I know?

I like the ivy in the medians, though.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I like the newer one. The golf clubs amuse me.

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I like the new one too. Perhaps a golf club wrapped in ivy? That might be a little busy as well.

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What if I moved the quill down a bit and moved the book into that empty space above it? Then removed the star and move the golf clubs down? Though I really like them in that center panel. I need a weapon of sorts on my coat of arms, and the golf clubs are more accurate these days. I haven't used my crossbow in years.

The second one is very good. The ivy helped. I don't know why golf clubs are "bullshit."

My coat of arms features three rocks on a field of green. ;)

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I don't know why golf clubs are "bullshit."

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I don't know why golf clubs are "bullshit."

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Isn't that the sequel to "I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings"?

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I must admit, that post was pretty goddamn funny, and COMPLETELY unexpected.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm having it published as a leather-bound coffee table edition for only $75.00. I've also just finished recording the audiobook version, and next month it will appear in DVD form with me playing myself and F. Murray Abraham as umfumdisi.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Your coat of arms would be better if it had nude chicks on it.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

HOT nude chicks.

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Poop.

Hot BUTTERED nude chicks.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hot nude chicks buttering each other.

Buttered corn.

Mmmmmmmmmmm.

This is why ivy needs to rule the planet.

Especially if she meant baby farm fowl.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.