*Things People Think About And Secretly Wish To Talk To Someone Else About It But Will Never Admit It In Public.

This is a new series that will explore those taboos. And put them into the public setting for all to see.

Enjoy. And feel free to create your own.

TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 1: BM by ivytheplant 9-23-04

*Things People Think About And Secretly Wish To Talk To Someone Else About It But Will Never Admit It In Public. Man, have you ever taken a dump so awesome that it made you tear up? Oh yeah! I love those! Had one of them just yesterday! This is a new series that will explore those taboos. Though I really hate the ones that burn coming out. It's like acidic or something. I know what you mean. I get those after lots of mexican food. And put them into the public setting for all to see. Well, I gotta go! Nice talking to you! You too. Let's do this again sometime!

TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 2: Feminine Discussion by ivytheplant 9-23-04

*Things People Think About And Secretly Wish To Talk To Someone Else About It But Will Never Admit It In Public. Man, this is turning into a crappy day. What's wrong? This is a new series that will explore those taboos. My pubic hairs keep getting caught in the adhesive on my pad. Fucking hurts! Oh, god, I hate that! I usually try to pull at it when no one's looking, but I'm sure someone noticed. And put them into the public setting for all to see. Why does this happen when there's no available bathroom? Just more proof that god is a man. Bastard.

TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 3: Dental Hygiene by ivytheplant 9-23-04

*Things People Think About And Secretly Wish To Talk To Someone Else About It But Will Never Admit It In Public. Hey, have you ever noticed there's weird white funk around teeth when you haven't brushed in a couple days? No, can't say that I have. This is a new series that will explore those taboos. I waited til my front teeth felt grainy before brushing. That's usually when I know it's time. It might help your dental bill if you brushed more often. And put them into the public setting for all to see. Oh please. Just try and tell me you've never gone a few days without brushing due to sheer laziness. Well, sure, but I made sure I wasn't going out in public any time soon.

TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 4: Sinus Control by ivytheplant 9-23-04

*Things People Think About And Secretly Wish To Talk To Someone Else About It But Will Never Admit It In Public. God, I feel miserable. I hate this cold. I know what you mean. I was actually blowing chunks yesterday. Chunks! This is a new series that will explore those taboos. At least you have that. It's a relief to get chunks out. I'm stuck with the runny shit. Have you ever thought about getting one of those suction things like they use for babies? And put them into the public setting for all to see. I tried, but it doesn't help when my sinuses are swollen too. You know, if your sinuses swell closed, you can stick a q-tip gently up there and force them open.

TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 5: Feminine Discussion 2 by ivytheplant 9-23-04

*Things People Think About And Secretly Wish To Talk To Someone Else About It But Will Never Admit It In Public. I think there's something wrong with my vagina. It smells awful even after a shower. Maybe you have a yeast infection? This is a new series that will explore those taboos. No, then I'd get all those other symptoms. Maybe it has something to do with my medication? Have you tried washing all the way up inside? That helps me. And put them into the public setting for all to see. Hrm, yeah. If that doesn't work, I guess I can keep spraying rose water up my pussy until things work out. I hear lavender is good too.

Good idea! Here's my attempt:

TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 6: A Sticky Situation by biped 9-23-04

*Things People Think About And Secretly Wish To Talk To Someone Else About It But Will Never Admit It In Public. FUCK, NOT AGAIN! I splooged all over my best "big jugs" mag! Now the pages will stick together! I hate it when that happens. This is a new series that will explore those taboos. SHIT! FUCK! PISS! The centerfold is cemented together tighter than a fucking VISE! Yeah, jizz'll do that. And put them into the public setting for all to see. THAT DOES IT!!! From now on, whenever I find some PRIME WHACK-OFF MATERIAL like this -- -- two copies, dude. Always buy two fucking copies.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 7: Colon-al Klunk by MikeyG 9-23-04

*Things People Think About And Secretly Wish To Talk To Someone Else About It But Will Never Admit It In Public. Ugh, my anal sphincter is sore as hell from my latest defecation! Aaah, it must have been one of those thick, tough ones, eh? This is a new series that will explore those taboos. Yeah, I held it in for a few days and when it came out it felt like I was trying to push a boulder through a straw! Must have been one of those logs that look like a bunch of little turd-transformers joined together to form Poopticon. And put them into the public setting for all to see. Totally! Now I'm just waiting for my browneye to snap back into shape! For future reference, rigorous buggering can increase its elasticity.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

When I was 4 I went 13 days without going to the toilet, #1 or #2. As far as I know that's a world record.

I just thought I'd throw that in ^_^

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I don't have a comic...yet. However, I do have a short tale to relate.

When I was in high school, I used to stay overnight at my best friend's house a lot. For some reason, his parents always used dinnertime as a forum to discuss their bowel movements.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

On the subject of barf... you ever run out of liquid? Way after the chunks are gone? I swear I heard wind whistle up my ass I was retching so hard and there was nothing left to give inside.

Good times.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I believe you're referring to a condition commonly known as the "dry heaves." The last time I had food poisoning I threw up everything I had to throw up and then some. Finally I was just wracked with massive convulsive heaving spasms coupled with loud, involuntary shrieks of dismay that ripped their way through my esophagus like burning hot, razor-sharp claws and devastated my vocal cords.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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When I was 4 I went 13 days without going to the toilet, #1 or #2. As far as I know that's a world record.

I just thought I'd throw that in ^_^

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TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 8: Warm Weather by ivytheplant 10-07-04

*Things People Think About And Secretly Wish To Talk To Someone Else About It But Will Never Admit It In Public. What's wrong? I'm sweating so much that the hair in my crack is chafing my asshole to the point of it bleeding. Yeah, I hate it when that happens to me. ... What? ARGH!! I didn't want to know that!!

TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 9: More Warm Weather by ivytheplant 10-07-04

*Things People Think About And Secretly Wish To Talk To Someone Else About It But Will Never Admit It In Public. Man, this weather is driving me bananas. Oh I know! My crotch is sweating like crazy! Wearing a skirt isn't any better. I'm sweating so much that I'm leaving a slime trail. I can't keep my stupid pads attached to my underwear. I'm pondering wearing that granny disposable underwear. Damn, that's a great idea. There's a sale at the dollar store. Let's go.

TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 10: Bye, Gene by biped 10-07-04

*Things People Think About And Secretly Wish To Talk To Someone Else About It But Will Never Admit It In Public. Man, I haven't taken a shower in about a month and a half. Me, neither. I've sweated over the same sweat so many times my armpits smell like onions and piss. Sometimes I like to run my finger up my crack and see how much buttcrust I can dig out. Yeah, I mined a huge wad just this morning and rolled it between my fingers until it disintegrated. Oh, yeah -- I have loads of gooey cheese between my legs, too. Better scrape some of that off before you go out in public. That's where a lot of the stench comes from.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 11: Zitzapoppin' by CHUBBY 10-12-04

*Things people think about and secretly wish to talk to someone else about it but will never admit it in public. I hardly ever get zits anymore, but yesterday I had one on my chin the size of a peanut. Shelled? Unshelled. It wasn't a whitehead yet, it was still red, so I didn't think it was ready to pop, but I squeezed it and it EXPLODED and covered the bathroom mirror with pus, blood, and lymph! It rocked! Wow, I wish I could've seen it. It's still there. C'mon in and I'll show you.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx