Welcome to WW#26: World's Worst things to get caught having sex with, from inanimate objects to MikeyG. Go wild, and remember "If I'm not disgusted, it's not good enough".

Feel free to expand on this theme, so long as it's pretty close, it's cool by me.

Rules (Regs and donors needn't bother with this): 1) Any AOL slang or similar, and I won't even read your entry. 2) Enter as many times as you like. 3) Enter your best comics first, I won't read on if your first comics are lame. 4) No whining if you get canned.

Judging will be on or before 07/10 (I'll be away for a couple of weeks after that). I'll pick the entry that makes me laugh the most. I may close judging early if I feel like it.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

If no one else posts by the 7th, consider yourself the winner.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

That's going to be hard to top, Biped you bastard.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

DAMN YOU ABE VIGODA!!!!!

NO!!! I was going to be the winner if nobody else entered!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Look at it this way: now your comic is only going to shame fzh and fuck his cow all the way to Talahasee.

Exactly! Kicking my ass will be funner than winning by default, right? It just looked pathetic that no one else was entering.

WW 26: lewl!!!11 by Rabid_Weasle 10-01-04

I less than three making fun of Dan!

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Poop.

Color me stupid, but I'm not sure who the person is in Biped's comic. It must be the joke about the ceiling. (The one over my head).

Here's my entry, for what it's worth.

Worth Things to Get Caught Having Sex With by Enderandrew 10-04-04

#3 I voted for cannibals. Don't let them cats go down on you, but #3 is N'Suck and the Backdoor Boys. You know you want to Colon Me Badd baby with the New Kids on the Cock! #2 #2 is a you-pick-em between Mike Tyson, Kobe Bryant and Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson? That's low, even for me! #1 The worst is #1, My ex, Jen "Saddle-up" Seitelbach. STD's are like Pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all!

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

He is the fabulous Abe Vigoda, who played Fish on "Barney Miller" and Sal Tessio in "The Godfather."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I don't watch TV. I have no time for it.

But there is no excuse for me never seeing the Godfather.

I'm fired.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Then you should watch it right now.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'll add the trilogy to my collection of DVD's soon. I've heard it's brilliant, but then again mafia movies rarely seem to do it for me.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Competition is closed, biped is the winner by a long way.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

It's not fair! He just submitted home videos!

;-P

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

BTW, does that mean Biped is supposed to start another World's Worst?

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Thanks, Injokester! I've never won a "World's Worst" before.

Does this mean I'm supposed to start another one?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

We don't have a current one. I think you should start one.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

quote:

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Thanks, Injokester! I've never won a "World's Worst" before.

Does this mean I'm supposed to start another one?

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It's not fair! He just submitted home videos!

;-P

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Sadly, I am without Photoshop at work, so I can't create similiar works.

I should also lose points for not recognizing Abe Vigoda apparently.

Do I get points if I was strangely aroused?

(harasses biped to start the new contest already)

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

I use Paintbox.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.